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    • Posts: 1,593 Member
      are summer calves the same thing as winter calves?
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      Jumping rope, stair running, hiking. These are all great for calves, hamstrings, glutes, and quads!
      Or you could get a spray tan and fool everyone. :wink:
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      Things suddenly got interesting! :love:

      You know you love it! NOW, bend over :wink:
    • Posts: 2,780 Member
      You know what else works for me? Shaving. Every June 21st.
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      You know you love it! NOW, bend over :wink:

      This isn't the summer glutes thread! :angry:
    • Posts: 14,025 Member
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      You know you love it! NOW, bend over :wink:

      That is my line!!!

      And you have to wait for the WINTER GLUTES AND HAMSTRINGS thread.
    • Posts: 14,025 Member
      You know what else works for me? Shaving. Every June 21st.

      Only once per year?
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      Only once per year?
      Summer is only once, isn't it?
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      Well, I AM pretty awesome at making tutus, but I have no pink tool. :sad:

      I can think of a really inappropriate comment about pink tools
    • Posts: 2,836 Member
      Thank you mom and dad for gifting me the same shapely legs you had.
    • Posts: 3,472 Member
      With summer around the corner and shorts season already here, I was wondering what I can do to tone my calves so I look great in my jorts?

      Any help please?!

      I heard if you pee down your legs, it would help with both form and definition. Also, if done correctly you can just dribble down the jorts...the opening is usually wide enough.

      oh...wait...

      Never mind, apparently that's for jellyfish stings. Go ahead and try it anyway...you never know. Swimmers get stung by jellyfish...and have you seen swimmers calves? So, there is some evidence to support this.

      Do eet!
    • Posts: 69 Member
      Go to the local dairy, ask to see their finest summer cows, and then request the offspring.
    • Posts: 1,932 Member
      Please stop being a hater. You can enjoy your turkey calves if you want but I am going to rock my summer calves.

      Only helpful replies please!!!

      who's being a hater? (this was your reply to the second post on the thread)
      so confused, my head hurts!

      anyway-I have spring, summer, fall and winter calves cuz I work hard all year long!
    • Posts: 1,289 Member
      Moooooove
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      Came back in here to say this ^^^

      The color of his tulle is immaterial (get it? Har har......... oh, nvrmnd).

      I have heard that size depends on the color and you want to make sure you have enough material.
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      Summer is only once, isn't it?

      But it last for like four weeks.
    • Posts: 3,195 Member
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      I read online if u swing upside down, your calves will grow.

      :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
    • Posts: 237 Member
      Get a bicycle. It does the trick for me. Firm, shapely calves. good luck!
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      Get a bicycle. It does the trick for me. Firm, shapely calves. good luck!

      I am morally against bicycles.
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      I am morally against bicycles.

      In that case, you may be a candidate for a calf transplant. Here is a recent donor....

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      I am morally against bicycles.

      Bad childhood experience?
    • Posts: 9,026 Member
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      Bad childhood experience?

      is there any other kind?
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      Bad childhood experience?

      Riding them is like stealing the food out of the mouths of oil company employees.
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      Riding them is like stealing the food out of the mouths of oil company employees.

      You could pedal a moped...

      ...but leave the motor running.
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      You could pedal a moped...

      ...but leave the motor running.

      ...

      You are a ****ing genius.
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      ...

      You are a ****ing genius.

      I'm a problem solver.

      It's what I do.
    • Posts: 1,654 Member
      Dude, you are way too late to get summer calves this year. These things take time! The gestation period for a cow is, like, 285 days. You'd have had to start on those suckers last August.

      Sheesh.
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      Dude, you are way too late to get summer calves this year. These things take time! The gestation period for a cow is, like, 285 days. You'd have had to start on those suckers last August.

      Sheesh.

      The parallels between this correct answer for this and other seasonal body part threads is remarkable.
    • Posts: 840 Member
      Jump rope? :)
    • Posts: 24 Member
      Bike riding gives you great calves. If it's too cold to ride you might lookat either an exercise bike or a trainer that you can clip your road bike into. When riding I have my seat high enough that my leg is at full extension when the pedal is down- this gives you the fullest range of motion. I also have my bars low so that my legs are doing all the work. Good luck!

      Edit: too lazy to scroll down and hadn't seen all the posts about bikephobia.... stair master it is then :)
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