TAUNTO, I need you...

Hi Taunto!

now, now, ladies, don't fight.... until i have the jello and camera set up.

*****! We've discussed this! He's MINE!

I beg to differ, I'm his one and only Anna Kendrick!

I swear people just talk to themselves.

I ♥ Taunto!

I swear people just talk to themselves.

Like you're doing right now? :flowerforyou:

bump for taunto.
(boom chicka wa wah)
...
Wait, is taunto a dude?
(running away now...)

I don't know what everyone is fighting over but I saw jello and want in....can we add vodka to it?

Make me smile.

Back in college I used to live in a really crappy neighborhood. It was just a bunch of white kids trying to act all gangsta. I was a hard working man and didn’t got much time to sleep but the neighbors used to always blast their music. The cops in my town used to only attend serious things like murder or If a hooker couldn’t pay her pimp sorta thing.

So I took matters in my own hands!!

I one day pissed on a plate and let it sit outside in my balcony. The temperature was low enough to freeze it right off. That night, as usual, the neighbors kept me awake all night so once they went to sleep, I took the frozen piss disc from the plate and slid it under their door.

For the duration of winter, they couldn’t figure out how the hell was somebody coming inside their ****ing house just to piss at their door from the inside…

I swear people just talk to themselves.

Like you're doing right now? :flowerforyou:

Tiny boy, little boy, baby boy, I need you. Tiny boy, little boy, I want to touch you boy...