Cauliflower Oatmeal

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  • Lyadeia
    Lyadeia Posts: 4,603 Member
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    is butter a carb?

    Yes. But if you are on an all-carb diet, you can't eat at Taco Bell. :drinker:
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
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    So I am a big fan of oatmeal, but OMG the carbs!!! So I was trying to figure out a replacement and suddenly thought..."Why not Cauliflower?!"

    I steamed a head of cauliflower in the microwave for 8 minutes, then pureed in a food processor. Added a bit of milk (fat free), cinnamom, and brown sugar, let it sit in the fridge overnight, and voila!! Tastes exactly like oatmeal!!

    Pics to follow!

    Perfect! Doesn't matter what you add to it, it all becomes negative calorie!

    I like to flavor it with ipecac syrup to make it double negative calorie.
  • weevil66
    weevil66 Posts: 600 Member
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    Like OMG this is so delish. If i could I would marry it.
  • weevil66
    weevil66 Posts: 600 Member
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    Holy s**tballs. There is some mad craziness going on with that.
  • G30Grrl
    G30Grrl Posts: 377 Member
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    Really, what CAN'T you do with cauliflower? It's like a superfood!


    It is super flexible!! Like the Yoga of foods!!!

    May the florets be with you!
    I Adore cauliflower. I like it roasted, mashed, steamed, and grated up with some cheese to make a gluten-free pizza crust. About the only way I DON'T like it is raw. :-) Can't wait to try the breakfast version!
  • duffydog1
    duffydog1 Posts: 76 Member
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    Cauliflower Oatmeal . . . . I'm just not feeling it . . .LOL
  • bumblebums
    bumblebums Posts: 2,181 Member
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    I was into cauliflower before it was cool. Now it's, like, sold out or something. Pizza crusts and oatmeal, I ask you!
  • JennetteMac
    JennetteMac Posts: 763 Member
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    I Adore cauliflower. I like it roasted, mashed, steamed, and grated up with some cheese to make a gluten-free pizza crust. About the only way I DON'T like it is raw. :-) Can't wait to try the breakfast version!
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    I even like it raw. Does that make me weird?
  • VeinsAndBones
    VeinsAndBones Posts: 550 Member
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    I smell a rat, or a trap... Or a rat and a trap, no wait someone just forgot to shower again -_-
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,026 Member
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    I was into cauliflower before it was cool. Now it's, like, sold out or something. Pizza crusts and oatmeal, I ask you!

    It is totally mainstream now!
  • derby_sk8ts
    derby_sk8ts Posts: 10
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    Cauliflower Oatmeal . . . . I'm just not feeling it . . .LOL

    Its deish.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,026 Member
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    I killed the other Cauliflower thread with this... Let's see if I can do it again!

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    My cauliflower is stronger than any one picture. Because my cauliflower EATS other cauliflower. Cauli^2
  • Labouffecestbon
    Labouffecestbon Posts: 182 Member
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    Oh please dear God tell me this is a joke. I've seen so much weird *kitten* passed off as alternative recipes that I just don't know any more. :sad:
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Sapporo
    Sapporo Posts: 693 Member
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    Next up, cauliflower pasta.

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  • kittyhasclaws
    kittyhasclaws Posts: 446 Member
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    I was into cauliflower before it was cool. Now it's, like, sold out or something. Pizza crusts and oatmeal, I ask you!

    Fookin' hipster...
  • summery79
    summery79 Posts: 116 Member
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    I've seen recipes for cauliflower pancakes too, so you can switch things up when you get bored. lol
  • wisconsinboogie
    wisconsinboogie Posts: 127 Member
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    Why would one want to replace an awsome healthy food like oatmeal, leave cauliflower where it belongs, smothered in butter!!!:bigsmile:
  • bumblebums
    bumblebums Posts: 2,181 Member
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    Resurrecting this thread because I just saw this.

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    It's real.
  • Pearlyladybug
    Pearlyladybug Posts: 882 Member
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    Ok, I am just gonna say it - that sounds repulsive - but you get points for being creative

    No need to be rude. Cauliflower has a natural sweetness that can be enhanced by adding brown sugar and cinnamon. Eating low carb is tough, but worth it.

    Not to be rude, but.......Um, HELLO!!! Brown sugar is a CARB! You should know that by now. I NEVER use brown sugar on MY cauliflower oatmeal. Duh. :noway:

    Um, sugar is not a carb, it is a sugar. Check your Nutrition facts. It has Carbs listed THEN sugar. Seperately.

    I suggest you take a look at the wikipedia page for sugar (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sugar). It is most definitely a carb.

    Wikipedia is not peer reviewed.
    It is very basic knowledge that sugar is one of the simplest carbohydrates around. Here's the Encyclopædia Brittanica article, if you're worried that bad people at Wikipedia are trying to trick you: http://global.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/571880/sugar

    Or here, from sugar.org: http://www.sugar.org/sugar-basics/all-about-sugar.html

    Or here, from CDC: http://www.cdc.gov/nutrition/everyone/basics/carbs.html#types of carbohydrates

    Or here, from Medline Plus: http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/002469.htm



    Just.... thank you.
    To argue that sugar is not a carb is just..... :noway:

    Have fun with your cauliflower oats.

    Sounds like you could use some delicious carbs. Here, have a cauliflower cookie. :flowerforyou:

    people actually taking it seriously.....:laugh: :laugh:
  • Pearlyladybug
    Pearlyladybug Posts: 882 Member
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    Resurrecting this thread because I just saw this.

    caulioat1.jpg

    It's real.

    Looks amazing! nom nom

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