Is dog food a good diet food?
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justagoodoldboy
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So I'm at Wal-mart buying a bag of dog food for my dog. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Dog food Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with food Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. True story!
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Just read your post out loud to my husband...we both had the best laugh over it. Thanks for sharing!! :laugh:0
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:bigsmile: :laugh: :bigsmile: :laugh:0
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enough said!
People of Wal-Mart!! LOL Yes, I'm a snob.
That was hilarious btw.0 -
I think eating human feces was a better diet. I was in a coma for a few months from excessive e.coli poisoning0
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Best ever post on My Fitness Pal.. LOL!0
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I feel like I've read this before somewhere....LOL though.0
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Loving this. Thank you for the laugh.0
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Brilliant! :laugh:0
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Oh my gosh, I just read this out loud to my mom because she asked why I was shrieking at the computer, and now she's holding her stomach laughing.0
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Seen this posted at least four other times on here before.
Still funny, though.0 -
ROFLMAO….Thank you!0
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I LOVE THIS!0
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LOLOL awesome response to a very stupid question !0
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I so needed this laugh.0
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OMG.. thanks for the laugh! Did you really? :laugh:0
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HAHAHAHA This just made my day.0
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I feel like I've read this before somewhere....LOL though.
yah this is an Internet oldie, I've seen it on a bunch of sites. It's been posted on MFP before at least once, I read it on here last year.0 -
<--laughing and clapping my hands like a dumbfounded seal. :laugh:0
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Plagiarism makes the angels cry.0
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Great Post Award! :laugh: Well, even if its been posted before some of us haven't seen it before.0
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