your food is killong you

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  • iWaffle
    iWaffle Posts: 2,208 Member

    Strumming my pain with his fingers
    singing my life with his words
    killong me softly with his song, killong me softly with his song
    playing my whole life with his words
    killong me softly, with his song.
  • lisamarie1780
    lisamarie1780 Posts: 432 Member
    Well you guys are definitely way too cool and way too smart for me.

    I'm happy that all of you are content with yourselves and don't care about what you put in your body.

    My only goal with that run on paragraph of information, was to maybe make people more aware of what they are putting in their systems.

    You guys are too much for me though. You all win. I will head back into my lovely vegan cloud and leave you all be.

    Hope you all do more research into what you put in your body.

    Ciao everyone


    who said that they didn't care what they put in their body? I certainly didn't say that.
    What I object to is a tornado of badly spelt words flying towards me in a haze of misinformation
    Oh and erm.... telling people that they don't look good just because they don't agree with you... isn't cool.
    At all. Ever
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    now that was funny. Ok himalayan crystal salt or sea salt. I definitely don't consume that dead sodium chloride.

    oh yeah i've heard of that. it goes good with tequila. images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQjUcduQBaYoEEdB_GSCdelxz1pPw_55ia8LocIb071CDVzMY8D who was that lady who asked which alcohols had less cals?
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member

    Must be a sad life to live in such fear and paranoia. How do you drive cars or fly in airplanes, or even walk outside and breathe? Best get back into that plastic bubble.
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    oooooo, scawwy.

    I'm gonna hide under me bed
  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
    In for the killonging.

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  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    I've decided to believe the OP is a skilled Troll.

    My faith in humanity is so tenuous now that I can't take the hit of believing a real person's head contained the thoughts expressed in that post/paragraph/page monstrosity.
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member

    What if I don't have a guy?

    Are you mocking me?
  • LaurenEileen74
    LaurenEileen74 Posts: 142 Member
    this post has made my day...too funny!
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member

    Must be a sad life to live in such fear and paranoia. How do you drive cars or fly in airplanes, or even walk outside and breathe? Best get back into that plastic bubble.

    Plus, wearing nothing but undyed hemp clothes must be really itchy.
  • Carnivor0us
    Carnivor0us Posts: 1,752 Member

    What if I don't have a guy?

    Are you mocking me?

    Yeah, some of us don't swing that way. Jerk.
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    Well you guys are definitely way too cool and way too smart for me.

    I'm happy that all of you are content with yourselves and don't care about what you put in your body.

    My only goal with that run on paragraph of information, was to maybe make people more aware of what they are putting in their systems.

    You guys are too much for me though. You all win. I will head back into my lovely vegan cloud and leave you all be.

    Hope you all do more research into what you put in your body.

    Ciao everyone

    I have seen more than one person ask for a peer reviewed study that supports what you posted. I don't think that is too much to ask, but it seems to be. So instead of supporting your claim, you want to take your ball and go home. This is not the actions of someone who has science on their side.
  • ZoeLifts
    ZoeLifts Posts: 10,347 Member
    TL;DR....format is killong me.
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member

    What if I don't have a guy?

    Are you mocking me?

    OMG. i just burst out laughing at my desk and the guy across from me legit thinks i'm cray cray.
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member

    smiley after telling people they are going to get cancer?

    interesting approach
  • ggxx100
    ggxx100 Posts: 520 Member
    Bad grammar and overall incompetence will kill someone just as quickly as additives in food.
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    All you haters, it's the stupid format mfp uses.

    I just think it's funny when I look at some of the comments people leave and then look at their pictures.. I guess keep doing what YOU think is right.

    Results may vary. ;)

    Sometimes people don't disagree with you because they are "haters." Sometimes, you're just flat out wrong.

    but that's also a nice deflection to insult people.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    This is how you kill someone with food. Sausage nunchaku

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    Yeah but that's not in question here. The question now is how do you killong someone?
  • ami5000psu
    ami5000psu Posts: 391 Member
    Wait am I dyong?
  • laserturkey
    laserturkey Posts: 1,680 Member
    In to hear more about how my diabetic mother's death from lung cancer was due to all the diet sodas she drank.
  • laserturkey
    laserturkey Posts: 1,680 Member
    Wait am I dyong?

    ROFLMAO
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Your post was too long without paragraphs and logical breaks. So, I didn't read it .

    I just wanted to point out that living is killing all of us.
  • ITSSODAMNHOT
    ITSSODAMNHOT Posts: 121 Member
    Can I log the calories I burned by reading this???
  • kellykw
    kellykw Posts: 184 Member
    THE REALITY OF CHEMICAL TERRORISM IN OUR FOOD Is it really that hard for most people to believe that we are being assaulted on a daily basis by chemical terrorism?
    So what do you eat? I'm not being snarky. I'm curious as to how you try to avoid assault by chemical terrorism.
    Yoohoo. Drayco. You're ignoring me, and I'm one of the few people here who is not mocking and ridiculing you.
  • ITSSODAMNHOT
    ITSSODAMNHOT Posts: 121 Member
    Wait am I dyong?
    LMFAO!
  • edge_dragoncaller
    edge_dragoncaller Posts: 826 Member

    For your future cancer threats...

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTvedYFXVb87IVvbnEZx_29KUBz3crf7kBtcdxKw8aNJnVm460chTwuFGgcBA
  • ggxx100
    ggxx100 Posts: 520 Member
    All you haters, it's the stupid format mfp uses.

    I just think it's funny when I look at some of the comments people leave and then look at their pictures.. I guess keep doing what YOU think is right.

    Results may vary. ;)

    I agree that food additives and chemicals are to be avoided in most cases. However, comments like this undermine any chance that anything you say will be taken seriously.
  • SadKitty27
    SadKitty27 Posts: 416 Member
    Well, in all honestly I did not bother reading that wall of text; call me old fashioned, but I'm a stickler for formatting. Also, please forgive my ignorance, but I'm not exactly sure what a "killong" is.

    All joking aside though, I'm sure there is a valuable point made in that garbled mess you posted. For example, whilst it's true that no one makes it out of this life alive (sorry for the spoiler guys lol,) there are things that you can do to make life more comfortable (eg, take care of your body by exercising regularly, as well as eating right...Simply by doing so, you can prevent a lot of common ailments.)

    That said, there is a reason why foods that come from animals that are given growth hormones and antibiotics along with GMO foods, and foods containing HFCS are being banned almost everywhere but the United States. Heck, the United States won't even ban meat glue.

    Just think about that for a second...Most of the milk, meat and veggies that come out of the United States are illegal in other countries (not up to snuff.) It's kind of sad really.
  • becki101_4
    becki101_4 Posts: 47 Member
    Oh my god I literally laughed out loud at this one. Thank you!!
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