your food is killong you

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  • ITSSODAMNHOT
    ITSSODAMNHOT Posts: 121 Member
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    Strumming my pain with his fingers
    singing my life with his words
    killong me softly with his song, killong me softly with his song
    playing my whole life with his words
    killong me softly, with his song.

    Almost peed in my office chair.


    LOL
  • RllyGudTweetr
    RllyGudTweetr Posts: 2,019 Member
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    Strumming my pain with his fingers
    singing my life with his words
    killong me softly with his song, killong me softly with his song
    playing my whole life with his words
    killong me softly, with his song.

    Almost peed in my office chair.
    Best part of the thread, IMO.
  • bethgames
    bethgames Posts: 534 Member
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    The number one cause of death is life. 100% will die from it.
  • sillygoosie
    sillygoosie Posts: 1,109 Member
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    oh never mind. It's not worth the trouble.
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,049 Member
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    now that was funny. Ok himalayan crystal salt or sea salt. I definitely don't consume that dead sodium chloride.

    oh yeah i've heard of that. it goes good with tequila. images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQjUcduQBaYoEEdB_GSCdelxz1pPw_55ia8LocIb071CDVzMY8D who was that lady who asked which alcohols had less cals?

    Someone say Tequila?


    May I have lime, pleeze?


    Also, what is going on in this thread? It's just weird. OP makes a "ALIENS" post, people refute. OP gets pissy, and then does some body shaming, and then rage-quit-threatens, and then gifs commence. And tequila. Always the tequila.


    I do synopses.
  • Carnivor0us
    Carnivor0us Posts: 1,752 Member
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    Ohhhh, dayyyyyum. BURN
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
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    Well you guys are definitely way too cool and way too smart for me.


    Awww, you're so sweet to notice!
  • ggxx100
    ggxx100 Posts: 520 Member
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    Strumming my pain with his fingers
    singing my life with his words
    killong me softly with his song, killong me softly with his song
    playing my whole life with his words
    killong me softly, with his song.

    Almost peed in my office chair.


    LOL

    Hahaha

    Win.
  • anyamb
    anyamb Posts: 52 Member
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    I agree in general, but as an editor, the flippant use of the word "chemical" to classify certain "bad" additives and ingredients always makes me laugh.

    BEWARE of drinking WATER, it contains the CHEMICAL H2O!
  • DVaughan1975
    DVaughan1975 Posts: 158 Member
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    Can I log the calories I burned by reading this???

    Hilarious!!! Seriously hilarious!!!
  • extraordinary_machine
    extraordinary_machine Posts: 3,028 Member
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    this wins the internet today...and maybe tomorrow.
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
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    Wait am I dyong?

    ^^^THIS was the funniest part of this whole thread.
    We should be friends.
  • ITSSODAMNHOT
    ITSSODAMNHOT Posts: 121 Member
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    I WANT TO FILL YOU WITH NASTY THOUGHTS AND ROLL OVER AND GO TO SLEEP.. I AM NOT YELLING... I JUST SPEAK IN A LOUD MONOTONE VOICE.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
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    From me to you, OP

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  • RoseTears143
    RoseTears143 Posts: 1,121 Member
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    I'm gonna just leave this here....

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  • geekette411
    geekette411 Posts: 154 Member
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    I an now considering an all chemical diet. It sounds delish!
  • KatLifter
    KatLifter Posts: 1,314 Member
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    I WANT TO FILL YOU WITH NASTY THOUGHTS AND ROLL OVER AND GO TO SLEEP.. I AM NOT YELLING... I JUST SPEAK IN A LOUD MONOTONE VOICE.

    MILK WAS A BAD CHOICE
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
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    I think OP's feelings are hurt. He's PMing people. :sad:
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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