In the year of our Lord 2013

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  • diadojikohei
    diadojikohei Posts: 732 Member
    Revenge is a dish best served cold, with a glass of something sparkling and a cheeky little side salad.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Grizzle and Grit,
    Down to the earth we trod.
    Among men and women,
    We are Kings and Queens.
    The chosen few.
    Weeping, mashing, thrashing about,
    Down to the earth we trod.
    To conquer our sights within,
    And be everything we want.
    Moving us above the earth.
    Above mere mortal souls and bodies.
    To post our shirtless and headless pics of success!

    Kings and Queens we are.
  • sherrirb
    sherrirb Posts: 1,649 Member
    Bacon. What makes a King out of a slave? Bacon.

    What makes the flag on the mast to wave? Bacon.

    What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist or the dusky dusk?

    What makes the muskrat guard his musk? Bacon.

    What makes the Sphinx the 7th Wonder? Bacon.

    What makes the dawn come up like THUNDER?! Bacon.

    What makes the Hottentot so hot?

    What puts the "ape" in ape-ricot?

    Whatta they got that I ain't got?

    BACON
  • sexymuffintop
    sexymuffintop Posts: 636
    Aye, diet and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our low calorie enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FRUITCAKE!

    Best motivational pre war charge ever!! Well the original was anyway haha
  • Jongfaith
    Jongfaith Posts: 195
    In showers of greens and plump juicy fruits we shall battle the empty calorie driven comercialism. Powered by the grains of our ancestors and our sons and daughters we will prevail over white supremasist flours! Fiber on our right hand and pure water on our left we charge into a healthier/lighter future free from the toxin ridden diseases powered by demonic money hungry coroporations!


    Great !:bigsmile:
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  • TheGoktor
    TheGoktor Posts: 1,138 Member
    Winner is coming.
  • TheGoktor
    TheGoktor Posts: 1,138 Member
    I am Loki. Of Asgard. And I am dieting with glorious purpose. :bigsmile:
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Cheese on toast off the shoulder of the M25. I watched sugar mice glitter in the dark near Lancaster Gate. All those meals will be lost in time, like tears in the rain. Time to diet...

    looooooooooool

    "Fiery the poptarts fell. Deep ice cream rolled round their shores. Burning with the fires of indigestion."
  • etoiles_argentees
    etoiles_argentees Posts: 2,827 Member
    .... People actually eat fruitcake?

    I like fruitcake. :cry:
  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member
    I shall tell you of MFP. Historians from interwebs will say I am a liar, but history is written by those who have hanged the fit. The king of Diets had died without a son, and the king of Healthy Living, a cruel madman known as Edward the Lean, claimed the throne of Diets for himself. Diet's nobles fought him, and fought each other, over the crown. So Lean invited them to talks of truce - no weapons, one page only. Among the dieters of that shire was Malcolm Strong, a commoner with his own lands; he had two sons, Sturdy and Stout.
  • doowop713
    doowop713 Posts: 268 Member
    "I think it was "Blessed are the cheesemakers".

    Aha... what's so special about the cheesemakers?

    Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products. "

    :laugh: They are pretty blessed to me
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    I find your lack of onion rings disturbing

    The flatulence is strong in this one
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    .... People actually ARE fruitcake?

    I fixed it for you
  • TheRunningGuppy
    TheRunningGuppy Posts: 651 Member
    Your life could depend on this. Don’t drink the mocha. Don’t even drink the frappuchino . Drink the macchiato and you’re dead. They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don’t turn your back, don’t look away, and don’t drink! Good luck.
  • TheRunningGuppy
    TheRunningGuppy Posts: 651 Member
    There’s a lot of things you need to get across this universe. Fish Fingers… custard… You know the thing you need most of all? You need a hand to hold.
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    .... People actually eat fruitcake?

    I like fruitcake. :cry:

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  • Calliope610
    Calliope610 Posts: 3,783 Member
    Frankly, my dear, I don't give a diet.
  • Calliope610
    Calliope610 Posts: 3,783 Member
    All right, now, I don't want them to consume another calorie! You lift heavy all night! If they cross the buffet line, I'm gonna take every last one of you out! You make sure they remember, forever, the night they ate the Tacos!

    Leave no doubt!

    LOVE IT! One of my FAVE movies!
  • TheRunningGuppy
    TheRunningGuppy Posts: 651 Member
    The food out there, it dazzles. I mean, it blinds you to the things that are important. I've seen it devour relationships in fact. It's meant to do that. Because for one person to have eaten all that, to have tasted the glory, and then go back. It will tear you apart.
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
  • Calliope610
    Calliope610 Posts: 3,783 Member
    My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates." And I'm going to eat them all.
  • soldier4242
    soldier4242 Posts: 1,368 Member
    once more unto the fridge my friends!
    Once more, We will close the fridge with our foot. In dieting nothing so becomes a MFP like a calorie deficit and exercise. But when the need to binge blows in your ears. Imitate the action of the obese discuss self control with gluttony and lend your mouth a terrible aspect.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    I wish I could tell you that he fought the good fight, and the Cravings let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but MFP is no dating site. He never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile - MFP life consists of hunger, and then more hunger. Every so often, he would show up with fresh doughnuts. The Cravings kept at him - sometimes he was able to fight 'em off, sometimes not. And that's how it went for him - that was his routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this place would have got the best of him.
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good pizza must be in want of a knife.
  • soldier4242
    soldier4242 Posts: 1,368 Member
    "Your honor, the courtroom is a buffet; in it, we burn away irrelevancies until we are left with a purer product: the bacon, for all time. Now sooner or later, this man [Commander Maddox] - or others like him - will succeed in replicating bacon. The decision you reach here today will determine how we will regard this creation of our genius.

    It will reveal the kind of people we are; what bacon is destined to be. It will reach far beyond this courtroom and this one kind of bacon. It could significantly redefine the boundaries of pork and ham hocks: expanding them for some, savagely curtailing them for others. Are you prepared to condemn bacon and all who will come after it - to blandness and mediocrity? Your honor, Starfleet was founded to seek out new bacon: well, there it sits! Waiting."
  • MrsSWW
    MrsSWW Posts: 1,585 Member
    I wish I could tell you that he fought the good fight, and the Cravings let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but MFP is no dating site. He never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile - MFP life consists of hunger, and then more hunger. Every so often, he would show up with fresh doughnuts. The Cravings kept at him - sometimes he was able to fight 'em off, sometimes not. And that's how it went for him - that was his routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this place would have got the best of him.
    GREAT one!
  • beautyonthebeach83
    beautyonthebeach83 Posts: 99 Member
    I’m sorry, but I don’t want to be a nutritionist. That’s not my business. I don’t want to starve or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone - if possible - Jew, Gentile - black man - white. We all want to feed one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each other’s happiness - not by each other’s misery. We don’t want to starve and deprive one another. In this world there is room for bacon and full fat salad dressing. And the good earth is rich and can provide avocados for everyone. The way of life can be free and beautiful, but we have lost the way.

    Hanger has poisoned men’s souls, has barricaded the world with boiled chicken breast, has goose-stepped us into misery and starvation mode. We have developed speed, but we have shut ourselves in. Machinery that gives abundance has left us in want. Our caloric deficit has made us cynical. Our cleverness, hard and unkind. We Zumba too much and eat too little. More than machinery we need hard cheeses. More than cleverness we need cashews and dark chocolate. Without these ingredients, life will be violent and all will be lost....
  • doowop713
    doowop713 Posts: 268 Member
    I’m sorry, but I don’t want to be a nutritionist. That’s not my business. I don’t want to starve or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone - if possible - Jew, Gentile - black man - white. We all want to feed one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each other’s happiness - not by each other’s misery. We don’t want to starve and deprive one another. In this world there is room for bacon and full fat salad dressing. And the good earth is rich and can provide avocados for everyone. The way of life can be free and beautiful, but we have lost the way.

    Hanger has poisoned men’s souls, has barricaded the world with boiled chicken breast, has goose-stepped us into misery and starvation mode. We have developed speed, but we have shut ourselves in. Machinery that gives abundance has left us in want. Our caloric deficit has made us cynical. Our cleverness, hard and unkind. We Zumba too much and eat too little. More than machinery we need hard cheeses. More than cleverness we need cashews and dark chocolate. Without these ingredients, life will be violent and all will be lost....

    LOVE this one. Thank you! :flowerforyou:
  • soldier4242
    soldier4242 Posts: 1,368 Member
    This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You eat the cupcake – the story ends, you get fat and believe whatever you want to believe. You eat the broccoli – you go to the gym, and I show you fast treadmill goes. Remember, all I'm offering is the fitness – nothing more
  • TheGoktor
    TheGoktor Posts: 1,138 Member
    Weight: the final frontier. These are the diets of the Starship Exercise - its five year mission to explore strange new foods, to seek out new kit and new workout vids... to boldly run where no one has run before.

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