How To Be Cool...The Definitive Checklist

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  • JenAndSome
    JenAndSome Posts: 1,893 Member
    Darn it. I can't be cool as I won't be moving to Williamsburg anytime soon. I could go for some more meat, though.
  • BigBrunette
    BigBrunette Posts: 1,543 Member
    LOL @ Ambercroombie & Flitch
  • bookworm_847
    bookworm_847 Posts: 1,903 Member
    Aww, man... I thought I was making progress on being cool. I'll have to work harder. I've only got a couple of these.

    As for the last item, is that any Steve? Or is there a particular one we need to look out for?

    :smile:
  • Katina3333
    Katina3333 Posts: 259 Member
    I'm not sure that the facial hair is going to work for me.
  • I don't have any online friendships...but I do have the scruff thing going. As for speaking European...that's going to be tough for anyone.
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
    Hey the list has "eat more meat" so seems legit
  • ChrisRS87
    ChrisRS87 Posts: 781 Member
    LOL @ Ambercroombie & Flitch

    As much as people mock the CEO for his statements, here's your proof that his marketing strategy works.
  • ChrisRS87
    ChrisRS87 Posts: 781 Member
    On another note, glad to see I have 3/4 of the checklist marked off! :laugh:
  • jessichri
    jessichri Posts: 81 Member
    I'm super uncool apparently. I think Ill start with hangin with Steve. Anyone know a Steve?
  • SmartAlec03211988
    SmartAlec03211988 Posts: 1,896 Member
    I'm Steve. ^_^

    Get to know me, lest you be uncool. :D
  • thesupremeforce
    thesupremeforce Posts: 1,206 Member
    I hit on four of those, so I'm not terribly uncool. I also have a brother named Steve, but we don't hang out.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    But, but...I don't want to grow facial hair! Am I doomed to be uncool forever now?
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
    I just figure I'm cool because I'm old enough to not give a **** if I'm cool or not.
  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,865 Member
    Can it be any old Steve or does it have to be a particular Steve?
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Can it be any old Steve or does it have to be a particular Steve?

    I have a friend name Stephen...does that still count?
  • i got three.. lol
  • Cindy873
    Cindy873 Posts: 1,165
    My favorite one has to be "irony." And I've added meeting Steve to my list of must do's.
  • My favorite one has to be "irony." And I've added meeting Steve to my list of must do's.

    Can you add me to your "must do" list?
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    I'm seriously uncool b/c I think wearing all black is lame (for a guy).
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    I named my kid Steve. I'm the mother of cool.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    I'm seriously uncool b/c I think wearing all black is lame (for a guy).


    False:

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  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    I'm seriously uncool b/c I think wearing all black is lame (for a guy).


    False:

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    Amen.
  • Silver_Star
    Silver_Star Posts: 1,351 Member
    i turned around 360's! yay!

    oh wait...i waxed my mustache already....:grumble:
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    I'm seriously uncool b/c I think wearing all black is lame (for a guy).


    False:

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    Amen.

    Different rules apply for celebrities. . A rock-star can wear spandex and rock stars are cool.. does that mean I'd be cool wearing spandex?
  • Katina3333
    Katina3333 Posts: 259 Member
    I dunno.... post a pic of you in spandex and we'll let you know. :wink:
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    I'm seriously uncool b/c I think wearing all black is lame (for a guy).


    False:

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    Amen.

    Different rules apply for celebrities. . A rock-star can wear spandex and rock stars are cool.. does that mean I'd be cool wearing spandex?

    Valid point...but I think it's safe to say that regardless of celebrity status...NO ONE should wear spandex.

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    Many a moose would like his knuckle back...
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    I dunno.... post a pic of you in spandex and we'll let you know. :wink:

    EGAD! *shivers at the thought*
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    I'm seriously uncool b/c I think wearing all black is lame (for a guy).


    False:

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    Amen.

    Different rules apply for celebrities. . A rock-star can wear spandex and rock stars are cool.. does that mean I'd be cool wearing spandex?

    Fair point. No one is cool FOR wearing spandex. They're cool DESPITE wearing spandex. But the wearing black thing has traction. Observe Exhibit B:
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  • pennysaurus
    pennysaurus Posts: 30 Member
    I am totaly not cool. But I'm cool with that.


    Wait....Does that make me cool?