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    poop. no really, poop. beware.

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    • Posts: 520 Member
      Were the WebMD servers down this morning or are we just wanting to compare poop today?

      hehe... somehow I knew with poop in the title, you would miss a chance to bring the snark. Day officially made. ;)
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      My dogs crap rainbows when they eat crayons

      My dog crapped bubbles - granted, he ate a bar of Ivory soap. It's 99.9% pure right?

      Yes the dog was fine afterwards.


      OP, If you're that concerned, check with your dr.
    • Posts: 1,573 Member
      Were the WebMD servers down this morning or are we just wanting to compare poop today?

      CAN'T.STOP.LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!! :laugh:
    • Posts: 167 Member
      i pooped this morning. it was a pale tan color. was yesterday too. weird. whats it mean?

      sorry beforehand, but if you cant take the heat from the poop - stay out of the toilet.

      im such a lady. :flowerforyou:

      I suggest going to Lowe's or home depot and get some color swatches so we know exactly what color we're dealing with here. Because according to WebMD it means anything from something you ate to you have 2 weeks to live depending on what shade of tan.
    • Posts: 2,736 Member
      Did you poop your pants? Or was this just a run of the mill, toilet pooping experience?

      We should all strive to poop like odus. Everyone needs a good poopie story.
    • Posts: 520 Member
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    • Posts: 6,256 Member
      I'm curious as to why this is under "Food and Nutrition"....

      Because it's not ripe yet!
    • Posts: 2,736 Member
      I pooped green for 3 days after St. Patrick's Day celebrations. That was awesome.
    • Posts: 2,860 Member
      I think it means you ate a more vegetarian diet. I used to have a poop app, and that's what it said. :bigsmile:

      umm.. a "poop app"??? I need more information.. it's now something I must know about.. this poop app.. mandantory useless knowledge..
    • Posts: 6,256 Member
      i pooped this morning.

      im such a lady. :flowerforyou:

      You're not fooling anyone. Everybody knows pretty young ladies dont' poop.
    • Posts: 99 Member
      Means it is not ripe. Do not eat it, or you will get sick.


      I giggled out loud... shhhh I'm at work lol
    • Posts: 1,123 Member
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      Ever heard of Google?

      NO.... stay off the internet with stuff like this. You'll have yourself diagnosed with some incurable disease before day's end. In other news.... I really don't examine my poop long enough to worry about the color.
    • Posts: 50 Member
      I really don't examine my poop long enough to worry about the color.

      What else are you going to do while you wipe? You wipe right?
    • Posts: 3,472 Member
      This is a really intense thread

      Its not really intense, it just looks that way because most of these people are constipated.

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    • Posts: 3,472 Member
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      hehe... somehow I knew with poop in the title, you would miss a chance to bring the snark. Day officially made. ;)

      :flowerforyou: :heart:
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      Ever heard of Google?

      poop.gif

      Ha ha! Here's the info you're looking for!
      http://lmgtfy.com/?q=light+tan+poop
    • Posts: 1,541 Member
      get iPoop for your iphone or iPad

      i did

      but to help you out i ask of you these questions

      how many times a day did this happen

      was it

      watery
      tapered
      pellets (or as i call them, asteroids)
      bread loaf
      or did it come out like toothpaste....
    • Posts: 302 Member
      This is one of the funniest threads ever!
    • Posts: 9,377 Member
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      umm.. a "poop app"??? I need more information.. it's now something I must know about.. this poop app.. mandantory useless knowledge..

      I'm pretty sure it was called iPoop. I couldn't not download an app like that! But I had to delete it to make room for the Nike Fit Club app. Darn you, fitness!
    • Posts: 167 Member
      The more important question is did you weigh yourself before and after said crapping.
    • Posts: 263 Member
      The more important question is did you weigh yourself before and after said crapping.

      i did... seriously...

      i do every morning. i find it interesting.

      and i love to poop. just thought id throw that out there.

      ya'll made my day, and i even made a few friends. :):noway: :laugh: :tongue: :drinker: :blushing: :smooched:
    • Posts: 12 Member
      Best thread ever!! Laughter's good for the soul. THanks!
    • Posts: 412 Member
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