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LissaK1981
LissaK1981 Posts: 219 Member
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Favorite clean joke - What do you call 100 rabbits in a line walking backwards?












A receding hare line.
What's your favorite corny joke?

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  • ron2e
    ron2e Posts: 606
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    In the old wild west a three legged dog walks into a bar, props himself up and says to the bartender "I'm lookin fur the man that shot ma paw"
  • PlayerHatinDogooder
    PlayerHatinDogooder Posts: 1,018 Member
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    What do you get if you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

    Elifino
  • Dead_Darling
    Dead_Darling Posts: 478 Member
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    "Hey, wanna try my electronic cigarette?"

    "No, tar"
  • NeverThatEZ
    NeverThatEZ Posts: 43
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    What do you call a bear with no teeth?








    "Gummy Bear" :D
  • WalterWallCarpet
    WalterWallCarpet Posts: 44
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    Man goes for a job interview. The interviewer asks him 'What's your biggest fault?

    The interviewee replies 'My honesty.'

    Interviewer says 'Well, I don't think honesty is a fault.'

    Man says 'I don't give a *kitten* what you think!'
  • Darthandy
    Darthandy Posts: 3
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    How does a Welsh man eat his cheese?

    Caerphilly.


    What cheese do you use to entice a grizzly?

    Camembert.
  • DouMc
    DouMc Posts: 1,689 Member
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    What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?




    Damn.
  • 2stepscloser
    2stepscloser Posts: 2,900 Member
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    How do you make Lady Gaga cry?







    Pokerface.
  • WonTaunTaun
    WonTaunTaun Posts: 87 Member
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    Why didn't the orange cross the road?
    It ran out of juice!

    Pfffft. That one still gets me. :laugh:
  • WonTaunTaun
    WonTaunTaun Posts: 87 Member
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    What do you call a bear with no teeth?


    "Gummy Bear" :D

    :laugh: That's great. I'm telling everyone this at work today. Thanks!
  • kuntry_navy
    kuntry_navy Posts: 677 Member
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    two goldfish are in a tank, one looks to the other and says: "you take the gun, i'm driving"
  • Falseshuffler
    Falseshuffler Posts: 1 Member
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    I don't know what you'd call those rabbits, but did you hear about the guy who bought the do-it-yourself-kit and then couldn't get the lid off the box?
  • LaurasClimb
    LaurasClimb Posts: 211 Member
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    Ha Ha! I'll have to think of a clean joke.
  • Prettymisssparkles
    Prettymisssparkles Posts: 1,274 Member
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    What do you call a nosy pepper?



















    JALAPENO BUSINESS!:laugh: :glasses:
  • bluefish49
    bluefish49 Posts: 102 Member
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    Why don't <fill in the name of your college rivals here> ever go elephant hunting?

    Its too hard to carry the decoys!.


    How do you get a <fill in the name of your college rival here> off the front porch?

    Pay him for the pizza!
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
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    Have you heard the joke about pizza?

    Never mind, it is too cheesy.
  • JasonT1973
    JasonT1973 Posts: 229 Member
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    What is asphalt?

    It is when you blame your behind!!!


    What is a mustache?

    It is where you HIDE your musses!!!


    Why wouldn't the skeleton ask the zombie out on a date?

    He had no GUTS!!
  • SunKissed1989
    SunKissed1989 Posts: 1,314 Member
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    A guy driving along notices 2 crisps at the side of the road, he asks them if they need a lift, they reply "No thanks, we're Walkers!"
  • LissaK1981
    LissaK1981 Posts: 219 Member
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    These are all too cute!

    PC version of this joke :D
    An idiots house catches on fire and they call the fire department.
    The dispatcher asks "Where do you live?"
    Idiot "I don't know exactly."
    Dispatcher "Well how are we supposed to get to you?"
    Idiot "Big red truck, DUH!"
  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
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    3 men walked into a bar, the fourth ducked.

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