Horrible women
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*****es be crazy!
'nough said!0 -
guuuuurl! tsss oh!0
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Do me a favor Taunto......remove your kanye west cd from the stereo!!0
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Isn't that a Kanye West song?0
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What if.
guise hear me out!
What if when women do something horrible
Like cheat on you.
Something happen.
Like YOU endup paying for child support (for kids that aren't even yours) and half of your money to her.
Send me some money and I'll make your problems disappear.0 -
Turrble. Just Turrrble.
Wear a giant rubber band and nothing else and parade in front of her house with a big protest sign.0 -
*****es be crazy!
'nough said!
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Like YOU endup paying for child support (for kids that aren't even yours) and half of your money to her.
DNA testing. Simples :laugh:0 -
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yup, maury knows best0 -
^^^Now THAT is funny! I missed that episode! :laugh: LOL0
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I think that women should have blood seep from their bodies for 5-7 days, on average, each month as punishment for their transgressions.0
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Half? You're lucky you don't live in NY, it's a sliding scale and it's based off percent of your income :laugh: they do call this the vampire state for a reason.:drinker:
Like YOU endup paying for child support (for kids that aren't even yours) and half of your money to her.0 -
In the night, I hear them talk the coldest story ever told
Somewhere far along this road, he lost his soul
To a woman so heartless.0 -
What if.
guise hear me out!
What if when women do something horrible
Like cheat on you.
Something happen.
Like YOU endup paying for child support (for kids that aren't even yours) and half of your money to her.
Wow.. the grammar in this is absolutely just abominable; there IS something to be said about choosing a mate wisely however and for those women out there that have multiple kiddos with multiple men and maybe don't know who the fathers even are... perhaps theres also something to be said about closing your legs and not giving it up so dutifully ... so often. And perhaps guys... if you are smart you wont listen to your little brain in your pants all the time and steer clear of this type of woman...0 -
What if.
guise hear me out!
What if when women do something horrible
Like cheat on you.
Something happen.
Like YOU endup paying for child support (for kids that aren't even yours) and half of your money to her.
Wow.. the grammar in this is absolutely just abominable; there IS something to be said about choosing a mate wisely however and for those women out there that have multiple kiddos with multiple men and maybe don't know who the fathers even are... perhaps theres also something to be said about closing your legs and not giving it up so dutifully ... so often. And perhaps guys... if you are smart you wont listen to your little brain in your pants all the time and steer clear of this type of woman...
So you're saying there should be a tell tale sign of these types of women? Like a symbol or a hint to them? Maybe that they're grammar Nazis?0 -
What if.
guise hear me out!
What if when women do something horrible
Like cheat on you.
Something happen.
Like YOU endup paying for child support (for kids that aren't even yours) and half of your money to her.
Wow.. the grammar in this is absolutely just abominable; there IS something to be said about choosing a mate wisely however and for those women out there that have multiple kiddos with multiple men and maybe don't know who the fathers even are... perhaps theres also something to be said about closing your legs and not giving it up so dutifully ... so often. And perhaps guys... if you are smart you wont listen to your little brain in your pants all the time and steer clear of this type of woman...
So you're saying there should be a tell tale sign of these types of women? Like a symbol or a hint to them? Maybe that they're grammar Nazis?
:laugh:
I aint sayin she's a gold digga....0 -
I think that women should have blood seep from their bodies for 5-7 days, on average, each month as punishment for their transgressions.
I must be much less horrible than the rest of you then, since mine are short, light and virtually pain free. I hardly notice it. Karma, baby! I was obviously a saint in my last life.
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me thinks someone called me a *kitten*! hahahahaahahaha classy.0
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18 years, 18 years
She got one of your kids, got you for 18 years
I know somebody paying child support for one of his kids
His baby momma's car and crib is bigger than his
You will see him on TV any given Sunday
Win the Super Bowl and drive off in a Hyundai
She was supposed to buy your shorty Tyco with your money
She went to the doctor got lipo with your money
She walking around looking like Michael with your money
Should've got that insured, Geico for your money
If you ain't no punk, holla "We want prenup"
"We want prenup" Yeah
It's something that you need to have
Cause when she leave your *kitten* she gonna leave with half
18 years, 18 years
And on the 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his?!
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me thinks someone called me a *kitten*! hahahahaahahaha classy.
me thinks you thinks wrong. I would have been the first to jump at their throats if somebody did that0 -
I think that women should have blood seep from their bodies for 5-7 days, on average, each month as punishment for their transgressions.
Aren't periods Gods way of punishing you for get Adam kicked out of Heaven?0 -
I think that women should have blood seep from their bodies for 5-7 days, on average, each month as punishment for their transgressions.
Aren't periods Gods way of punishing you for get Adam kicked out of Heaven?
I thought It was payment for the rib or something? :huh:0 -
Women have to suffer pain of childbirth and well pain in general because she was accused of having eaten the apple from the forbidden tree and said to have seduced Adam into doing so as well. That's if you believe in the fairy tale; which is fine as all faith is really, is something that gets you through the hard times and even the good times in your life-but honestly, women get periods because it is a scientific biological phenomenon that the body goes through to purge the unused lining when an egg was not fertilized.
Either way they suck.0 -
Women have to suffer pain of childbirth and well pain in general because she was accused of having eaten the apple from the forbidden tree and said to have seduced Adam into doing so as well. That's if you believe in the fairy tale; which is fine as all faith is really, is something that gets you through the hard times and even the good times in your life-but honestly, women get periods because it is a scientific biological phenomenon that the body goes through to purge the unused lining when an egg was not fertilized.
Either way they suck.
SO what you're saying is that my God is just for punishing Eve for seducing her man into eating fruits!0 -
The story of how it all came to be and God cursed women after Eve tempted Adam is in Genesis 3:16 .
"Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee."
Leviticus 12:1-5 refers to menstruation in passing, but Leviticus 15:19-24 treats it specifically saying how we women are basically dirty and unclean during that time, and so is anyone who touches us etc..add a thee, thy, and all that jazz in there.
And noooo I'm not a bible toting crazy Catholic (not saying all Catholics are nuts so anyone starting to get offended just CHILL), I'm just a Catholic school survivor forced to endure hours and hours of studying the bible for 12 years on a daily basis.
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In the night, I hear them talk the coldest story ever told
Somewhere far along this road, he lost his soul
To a woman so heartless.
Been Dazed and Confused for so long it's not true.
Wanted a woman, never bargained for you.
Lots of people talk and few of them know,
soul of a woman was created below.
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I'm sorry I lied Taunto. But making a thread about it is cold!:sad:0
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