MFP crushes

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  • PeanutButterLuver
    PeanutButterLuver Posts: 910
    Great minds think alike.

    Bring it!!
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Very smooth Mr. Crunchy:bigsmile:
  • TheEffort
    TheEffort Posts: 1,028 Member
    no MFP crush but I am enjoying this thread tho. :laugh:

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  • Refr_Quicksilver
    Refr_Quicksilver Posts: 44
    Very smooth Mr. Crunchy:bigsmile:


    Love the oxymoron.
  • mann17
    mann17 Posts: 15
    I have one :$ but I can't say LOL :)
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    I have one too, but I can't say........


    Psshhtt, who am I kidding. JustAmyDawn....:flowerforyou:
  • danholden4006
    danholden4006 Posts: 66 Member
    Huh. I'd like to have a couple of crushes but I also realize that I'm no where near as attractive as some of these other people on here, so I don't have to worry about anyone liking me.
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    Huh. I'd like to have a couple of crushes but I also realize that I'm no where near as attractive as some of these other people on here, so I don't have to worry about anyone liking me.

    You? Not attractive? Silly man....with that impressively classy face? 10/10, would bang.
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    I have one too, but I can't say........


    Psshhtt, who am I kidding. JustAmyDawn....:flowerforyou:

    Awwwwws, me luvs you long time!
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    Huh. I'd like to have a couple of crushes but I also realize that I'm no where near as attractive as some of these other people on here, so I don't have to worry about anyone liking me.

    SMASHAROO!!!! :flowerforyou:
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    I have one too, but I can't say........


    Psshhtt, who am I kidding. JustAmyDawn....:flowerforyou:

    Awwwwws, me luvs you long time!

    Wooooo!! Now get naked friend! ;)
  • NYactor1
    NYactor1 Posts: 9,642 Member
    It's gettin hot up in this ***** with Catrina and Dawn ...lol
  • danholden4006
    danholden4006 Posts: 66 Member
    Keep doing those tongue exercises. You'll make a friend.

    If you were going Left Field with that comment, like I just did, trust me, I do my exercises there. I was once told that I'm a horrible person to start something but once the ball got rolling people were to look out.
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    Huh. I'd like to have a couple of crushes but I also realize that I'm no where near as attractive as some of these other people on here, so I don't have to worry about anyone liking me.

    You? Not attractive? Silly man....with that impressively classy face? 10/10, would bang.

    but then you'd bang any moving object. with nipples!
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    Huh. I'd like to have a couple of crushes but I also realize that I'm no where near as attractive as some of these other people on here, so I don't have to worry about anyone liking me.

    You? Not attractive? Silly man....with that impressively classy face? 10/10, would bang.

    but then you'd bang any moving object. with nipples!

    I'd say those are some pretty good guidelines for who to bang.
  • bregalad5
    bregalad5 Posts: 3,965 Member
    Huh. I'd like to have a couple of crushes but I also realize that I'm no where near as attractive as some of these other people on here, so I don't have to worry about anyone liking me.

    You? Not attractive? Silly man....with that impressively classy face? 10/10, would bang.

    but then you'd bang any moving object. with nipples!

    I'd say those are some pretty good guidelines for who to bang.

    I agree. Wouldn't want to bang a moving object that doesn't have nipples... think of the crazy things that move!
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    Huh. I'd like to have a couple of crushes but I also realize that I'm no where near as attractive as some of these other people on here, so I don't have to worry about anyone liking me.

    You? Not attractive? Silly man....with that impressively classy face? 10/10, would bang.

    but then you'd bang any moving object. with nipples!

    You have nipples Norm??
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    pregnant female jaguar has nipples

    she's a hellcat in the sack I bet
    Huh. I'd like to have a couple of crushes but I also realize that I'm no where near as attractive as some of these other people on here, so I don't have to worry about anyone liking me.

    You? Not attractive? Silly man....with that impressively classy face? 10/10, would bang.

    but then you'd bang any moving object. with nipples!

    I'd say those are some pretty good guidelines for who to bang.
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    Huh. I'd like to have a couple of crushes but I also realize that I'm no where near as attractive as some of these other people on here, so I don't have to worry about anyone liking me.

    You? Not attractive? Silly man....with that impressively classy face? 10/10, would bang.

    but then you'd bang any moving object. with nipples!

    You have nipples Norm??

    two and a half!
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    Huh. I'd like to have a couple of crushes but I also realize that I'm no where near as attractive as some of these other people on here, so I don't have to worry about anyone liking me.

    You? Not attractive? Silly man....with that impressively classy face? 10/10, would bang.

    but then you'd bang any moving object. with nipples!

    You have nipples Norm??

    two and a half!

    You just became even more bangable. Oh, since we're keeping count, I have three.
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    pregnant female jaguar has nipples

    she's a hellcat in the sack I bet
    Huh. I'd like to have a couple of crushes but I also realize that I'm no where near as attractive as some of these other people on here, so I don't have to worry about anyone liking me.

    You? Not attractive? Silly man....with that impressively classy face? 10/10, would bang.

    but then you'd bang any moving object. with nipples!

    I'd say those are some pretty good guidelines for who to bang.

    My male cats also have nipples. One of them has pretty big ones too!
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    Huh. I'd like to have a couple of crushes but I also realize that I'm no where near as attractive as some of these other people on here, so I don't have to worry about anyone liking me.

    You? Not attractive? Silly man....with that impressively classy face? 10/10, would bang.

    but then you'd bang any moving object. with nipples!

    You have nipples Norm??

    two and a half!

    Damn!!! **gets naked in a hurry**
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    Huh. I'd like to have a couple of crushes but I also realize that I'm no where near as attractive as some of these other people on here, so I don't have to worry about anyone liking me.

    You? Not attractive? Silly man....with that impressively classy face? 10/10, would bang.

    but then you'd bang any moving object. with nipples!

    You have nipples Norm??

    two and a half!

    Damn!!! **gets naked in a hurry**

    Don't leave me out of this party! I want in on this crushing!
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member

    two and a half!

    You just became even more bangable. Oh, since we're keeping count, I have three.

    Add me to the crush list!!
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    Huh. I'd like to have a couple of crushes but I also realize that I'm no where near as attractive as some of these other people on here, so I don't have to worry about anyone liking me.

    You? Not attractive? Silly man....with that impressively classy face? 10/10, would bang.

    but then you'd bang any moving object. with nipples!

    You have nipples Norm??

    two and a half!

    Damn!!! **gets naked in a hurry**

    Don't leave me out of this party! I want in on this crushing!

    As my crush, you are automatically invited. One threesome, 6.5 nipples.....oh the fun!!
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    Lets lower the thermostat, shall we!
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    @Whierd - Fess up!! Who is this new crush??

    Not tellin!
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    @Whierd - Fess up!! Who is this new crush??

    It's me. And if it's not me, I'm going to spank him.

    Threatening with a good time?
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    @Whierd - Fess up!! Who is this new crush??

    It's me. And if it's not me, I'm going to spank him.

    Threatening with a good time?

    Maybe...




    I mean, NO! It's punishment, dammit! Now come and take your punishment. :devil:
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member

    two and a half!

    You just became even more bangable. Oh, since we're keeping count, I have three.

    Add me to the crush list!!

    You're a very welcomed addition to my crush list! Do you want to be spanked too?

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