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Ohhh...god, I ate too much....

Carnivor0us
Carnivor0us Posts: 1,752 Member
edited January 25 in Food and Nutrition
Check out my diary to see the damage I've done. It was a birthday AND a holiday today! D: MADNESS.

MFP said if I ate like this every day, I'd weight over 4,000 lbs in 5 weeks!
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  • smn76237
    smn76237 Posts: 318 Member
    Uh you ate a 5lb bag of sugar for breakfast?
  • Carnivor0us
    Carnivor0us Posts: 1,752 Member
    Uh you ate a 5lb bag of sugar for breakfast?

    Yes. Yes I did.
  • Cptrob
    Cptrob Posts: 80 Member
    very low in fat for the day.. nice job
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    I saw nothing but win. Continue.
  • ashleymm625
    ashleymm625 Posts: 86
    hahaha
  • Carnivor0us
    Carnivor0us Posts: 1,752 Member
    very low in fat for the day.. nice job

    Thank you. I comfort myself with this realization that while my intake was rather high, it was certainly low fat.
  • idontknowkinda
    idontknowkinda Posts: 16
    Clever girl.
  • mmddwechanged
    mmddwechanged Posts: 1,687 Member
    Lol! This is awesome:). You're doomed. Sorry 'bout that.
  • tcraw15
    tcraw15 Posts: 223 Member
    Uh you ate a 5lb bag of sugar for breakfast?

    Yes. Yes I did.

    LOL
  • Cptrob
    Cptrob Posts: 80 Member
    with your slight spike in carbs, tomorrow might be a good leg day.. but we all know ervvvvday is Chest and Arms day...
  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
    Just give up now.
  • magerum
    magerum Posts: 12,589 Member
    Better cleanse.
  • WeightHacker
    WeightHacker Posts: 260 Member
    o.O i think this is rather funny. O.O this girl got mad skills to be able to eat all those food xD
  • Otterluv
    Otterluv Posts: 9,083 Member
    Your protein is a little low, you may want to wash down that sugar with a cow.
  • mccbabe1
    mccbabe1 Posts: 737 Member
    hahahhahahah this is sucha joke, LOL i needed to smile though so thanks! :bigsmile:
  • katiplease
    katiplease Posts: 10 Member
    good work but maybe throw a half-hog in there to even out ur macros
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    Check out my diary to see the damage I've done. It was a birthday AND a holiday today! D: MADNESS.

    MFP said if I ate like this every day, I'd weight over 4,000 lbs in 5 weeks!

    Heh heh...

    ....seems legit.
  • checomgeo
    checomgeo Posts: 25 Member
    omg! i can't stop ,laughing. this is the best ever! good one.
  • mamosh81
    mamosh81 Posts: 409 Member
    Your protein is a little low, you may want to wash down that sugar with a cow.

    haha best comment ever
  • krazyforyou
    krazyforyou Posts: 1,428 Member
    Thank you for ending my night with a laugh.
  • THICKandFIT
    THICKandFIT Posts: 63 Member
    Girlfriend, you've gotta get your head in the game. Don't feel too bad though. Remember this is a LIFESTYLE change, so the occasional cheat day is OK.

    Actually, everyone knows you have to eat more to lose more! I bet you'll see a slight stall (about 12 hours) then you'll see a "woosh" and you'll lose at LEAST 10 pounds.

    If you're still worried, try looking at the success stories for inspiration!!!! Or do some light/moderate cleaning for an hour to burn off those calories.
  • Carnivor0us
    Carnivor0us Posts: 1,752 Member
    Your protein is a little low, you may want to wash down that sugar with a cow.

    You're right of course. I COULD go for an entire cow, seeing how I'm a velociraptor and all.
  • Graelwyn75
    Graelwyn75 Posts: 4,404 Member
    Girlfriend, you've gotta get your head in the game. Don't feel too bad though. Remember this is a LIFESTYLE change, so the occasional cheat day is OK.

    Actually, everyone knows you have to eat more to lose more! I bet you'll see a slight stall (about 12 hours) then you'll see a "woosh" and you'll lose at LEAST 10 pounds.

    If you're still worried, try looking at the success stories for inspiration!!!! Or do some light/moderate cleaning for an hour to burn off those calories.

    Lol, did you even read the rest of the thread and check her diary before coming out with your response ?

    To the Op, hope you have someone handy to scrape you off the ceiling after that sugar high.
  • Otterluv
    Otterluv Posts: 9,083 Member
    Your protein is a little low, you may want to wash down that sugar with a cow.

    You're right of course. I COULD go for an entire cow, seeing how I'm a velociraptor and all.

    Absolutely, and whatever you can't finish in one sitting, just stash in a tree for later. The bonus to this is that it might attract the occasional rancher or game warden, so you'd have a fairly steady protein source. :flowerforyou:
  • Carnivor0us
    Carnivor0us Posts: 1,752 Member
    Your protein is a little low, you may want to wash down that sugar with a cow.

    You're right of course. I COULD go for an entire cow, seeing how I'm a velociraptor and all.

    Absolutely, and whatever you can't finish in one sitting, just stash in a tree for later. The bonus to this is that it might attract the occasional rancher or game warden, so you'd have a fairly steady protein source. :flowerforyou:

    This would make me a clever girl.

    A very clever girl indeed....
  • THICKandFIT
    THICKandFIT Posts: 63 Member
    Girlfriend, you've gotta get your head in the game. Don't feel too bad though. Remember this is a LIFESTYLE change, so the occasional cheat day is OK.

    Actually, everyone knows you have to eat more to lose more! I bet you'll see a slight stall (about 12 hours) then you'll see a "woosh" and you'll lose at LEAST 10 pounds.

    If you're still worried, try looking at the success stories for inspiration!!!! Or do some light/moderate cleaning for an hour to burn off those calories.

    Lol, did you even read the rest of the thread and check her diary before coming out with your response ?

    To the Op, hope you have someone handy to scrape you off the ceiling after that sugar high.

    Actually, I did. :D I just threw in some of those generic/kinda BS responses you see in threads like this one. Light/moderate cleaning probs won't burn off a 5lbs bag of sugar. Apparently, my sarcasm needs some work :ohwell:
  • 5n0wbal1
    5n0wbal1 Posts: 429 Member
    Four words: Fiber keeps ya regular.
  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,118 Member
    Girlfriend, you've gotta get your head in the game. Don't feel too bad though. Remember this is a LIFESTYLE change, so the occasional cheat day is OK.

    Actually, everyone knows you have to eat more to lose more! I bet you'll see a slight stall (about 12 hours) then you'll see a "woosh" and you'll lose at LEAST 10 pounds.

    If you're still worried, try looking at the success stories for inspiration!!!! Or do some light/moderate cleaning for an hour to burn off those calories.

    Lol, did you even read the rest of the thread and check her diary before coming out with your response ?

    To the Op, hope you have someone handy to scrape you off the ceiling after that sugar high.

    Actually, I did. :D I just threw in some of those generic/kinda BS responses you see in threads like this one. Light/moderate cleaning probs won't burn off a 5lbs bag of sugar. Apparently, my sarcasm needs some work :ohwell:

    Bwahahaha...Not sure how someone could have thought you were serious with that response...:laugh:
  • gogojodee
    gogojodee Posts: 1,243 Member
    Your protein is a little low, you may want to wash down that sugar with a cow.

    ^This! haha
  • DatMurse
    DatMurse Posts: 1,501 Member
    Uh you ate a 5lb bag of sugar for breakfast?

    Yes. Yes I did.
    this you OP?
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