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How does she taste?

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    Florence and the Machine- sand paper
  • Posts: 6,239 Member
    Ke$ha - rat poison and used prophylactics
  • Posts: 6,490 Member
    Seether = cigarettes & scotch

    Metallica = cigarettes, pot & whiskey

    This thread is doing wonders for keeping me under today . . .
  • Muse - AMF (adios mother F***er)
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    Shinedown would taste like metal.
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    Maria Brink from In This Moment would taste like vodka infused birthday cake with cotton candy topping.
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    ELISA dushka would taste like a vodka and red bull with ice after dancing for an hour in a pact club aaahhhh nice!
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    Oh this was about bands/artists Oops

    BWAHAHA I know right?! That's what I thought too. Hehehe.
  • Posts: 4,902 Member
    Kat Dahlia - Mojitos and plantain chips
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    This metaphor is so mixed my nose just started bleeding.

    "If musicians were a flavor what would they be? You know flavors like "circus" or "desperate."

    LOL! Omg, yes. This.
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    Pink Floyd-mushrooms
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    Maria Brink from In This Moment would taste like vodka infused birthday cake with cotton candy topping.

    YES!!!
    Or the cake vodka with some colored sprinkles thrown in. :bigsmile:
    I :heart: her.....
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    LOL! Omg, yes. This.

    Exactly! Have fun with it. This doesn't need to make sense at all!

    Taylor Swift would taste like a reverse Sour Patch Kid.....Sweet at first, but then bitter and sour once you got past the sugar coating.
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    Chevelle would taste like oily butt... and dirt.
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    Marilyn Manson - Cocaine and semen. Possibly blood.

    Lady Gaga - Whisky and semen. Possibly blood.

    yessssss
  • Posts: 826 Member
    Ozzy would taste like old leather, copper, and a 9v battery and in the end you would have horrible cotton-mouth.
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    Ozzy would taste like old leather, copper, and a 9v battery and in the end you would have horrible cotton-mouth.

    And after a taste, you have the uncontrollable urge to yell "Sharon!!"
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    Volbeat = Beer and bull sweat

    Was that supposed to ball? Or did you mean bull?
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    And after a taste, you have the uncontrollable urge to yell "Sharon!!"

    LMAO to both^^ Actually, I think Ozzy could also give you a horrible bat breath. :tongue:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeuW4Smf9PI
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    Ozzy would taste like old leather, copper, and a 9v battery and in the end you would have horrible cotton-mouth.

    No no no no!

    Only AC/DC could taste like a battery!
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    Was that supposed to ball? Or did you mean bull?

    You know... I believe that could be interchangeable, don't you?
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    Vanilla Ice would taste like a Hard Shell taco from Taco bell, but you ordered from an "authentic" mexican food restaurant.

    It was all a lie, but you actually liked it whether you admit it or not.
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    You know... I believe that could be interchangeable, don't you?

    both?
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    Reel Big Fish- vodka cranberry

    Elton John- coconut cream cake
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    Pink - cotton candy

    Ozzy - rum and coke

    metalica - whiskey
  • Posts: 948 Member
    Vanilla Ice would taste like a Hard Shell taco from Taco bell, but you ordered from an "authentic" mexican food restaurant.

    It was all a lie, but you actually liked it whether you admit it or not.

    :laugh:
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    Social Distortion -Gasoline, Gin, and tears
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    Enigma - A clove cigarette
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    hollywood undead
    jaigermeister


    So glad someone else knows this group.......:happy:
    My 17 year old daughter has them blasting every minute even when she's asleep lol.
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    Rob Zombie - Tacos

    I think he'd taste more like copper and cigarettes.
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