Would you ever

callherbeautyxo
callherbeautyxo Posts: 124 Member
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Would you slap your mother in the face as hard as you could for 5 million dollars cash??
I'd slap the lips off of mines! lol and then i'd buy her a house

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  • chantelp89
    chantelp89 Posts: 590 Member
    Shoot, I'd slap mine twice for free!
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • suv_hater
    suv_hater Posts: 374 Member
    I'd slap her for $100 and then take her to Applebee's.
  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
    Shoot, I'd slap mine twice for free!

    LOL!
  • harleydall76
    harleydall76 Posts: 586 Member
    Shoot, I'd slap mine twice for free!

    LMAO!
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    I know this is just a joke, but I can't imagine ever slapping my Mom.
  • chantelp89
    chantelp89 Posts: 590 Member
    I know this is just a joke, but I can't imagine ever slapping my Mom.
    Yeah. Totally kidding lol
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Heck I felt bad once when she slapped me. I was home on leave from the Marines (around 1972). My Mom said something to me and I came back with a wise@ss remark. Totally uncalled for. She slapped me. It seemed kind of funny to me that my 5'2: Mom smacked a big bad Marine. I laughed. She cried. I felt like such a jerk.

    She never slapped me again and I never again disrepected her like that.


    A couple years later (I was still a Marine) I was home on leave again. My 17 yr old brother had come in late. Drunk or on drugs. He got into it with my Mom as I stoood there. She slapped him. He pulled his fist back to hit her. Over his shoulder I saw my father come flying out of his chair. I threw a quick puch that dropped my brother, before my father could get to him. Probably saved his life.
  • Sweaty_N_Hungry
    Sweaty_N_Hungry Posts: 142
    I'd never slap my mother, wouldn't even be tempting. What's wrong with you people!?!?!?!?!
  • butterflyluv1218
    butterflyluv1218 Posts: 430
    Shoot, I'd slap mine twice for free!

    LOL
  • lalaland82
    lalaland82 Posts: 176 Member
    If I slapped my mother I'd be dead before I got the cash!!
  • melindasuefritz
    melindasuefritz Posts: 3,509 Member
    no god says honor your mother and father......................
  • melindasuefritz
    melindasuefritz Posts: 3,509 Member
    If I slapped my mother I'd be dead before I got the cash!!
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    If I ever found her I'd do it for free.
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Double post.
  • PoopieMonster
    PoopieMonster Posts: 295 Member
    If I ever found her I'd do it for free.

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  • ninu13
    ninu13 Posts: 196 Member
    LOL!!!!! :laugh:
  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
    Pshhhh she better take one for the team... :laugh:

    Her and I could do a lot with 5 mil....
  • FerociousKoala
    FerociousKoala Posts: 27 Member
    I would slap mine for free as well lol it's been a long time coming ;) But then I *may* feel a little guilty later for the plain and simple fact that she is my mother. How's $20 sound? XD
  • Julettashane
    Julettashane Posts: 723 Member
    If I slapped my mother I'd be dead before I got the cash!!
    haha so true
  • Laces_0ut
    Laces_0ut Posts: 3,750 Member
    this is biased towards women! men are going to hurt their mothers a lot more.
  • LMT2012
    LMT2012 Posts: 697 Member
    Pshhhh she better take one for the team... :laugh:

    Her and I could do a lot with 5 mil....

    So perfect is this.
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
    no god says honor your mother and father......................

    The jewish one does.

    (commas are important)
  • lyttmab
    lyttmab Posts: 87 Member
    no god says honor your mother and father......................

    The jewish one does.

    (commas are important)

    I'm so glad I'm not the only one that corrects grammar in my head . . .
  • aquinoz
    aquinoz Posts: 182 Member
    This kid would
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  • lyttmab
    lyttmab Posts: 87 Member
    Heck I felt bad once when she slapped me. I was home on leave from the Marines (around 1972). My Mom said something to me and I came back with a wise@ss remark. Totally uncalled for. She slapped me. It seemed kind of funny to me that my 5'2: Mom smacked a big bad Marine. I laughed. She cried. I felt like such a jerk.

    She never slapped me again and I never again disrepected her like that.


    A couple years later (I was still a Marine) I was home on leave again. My 17 yr old brother had come in late. Drunk or on drugs. He got into it with my Mom as I stoood there. She slapped him. He pulled his fist back to hit her. Over his shoulder I saw my father come flying out of his chair. I threw a quick puch that dropped my brother, before my father could get to him. Probably saved his life.


    Nicely done . . . hope your brother thanked you!:smile:
  • mustang289
    mustang289 Posts: 299 Member
    I suppose I would, but I would need a shovel and a couple hours first.
  • lyttmab
    lyttmab Posts: 87 Member
    I'd never slap my mother, wouldn't even be tempting. What's wrong with you people!?!?!?!?!

    My mom would probably turn the other cheek . . . (I got laid off 2 years ago, and had to move my daughter and I in with my parents) that $$ would get rid of us real quick, plus I would DEFINITELY share with them so that would make their life easier . . .
  • newmein2013
    newmein2013 Posts: 674 Member
    NEVER! No amount of money in the world could even tempt me to do it. And my kids hands wouldn't make it 1/2 way to my face before I would stop them. Then again, they wouldn't dare try it either.
  • sassyann45
    sassyann45 Posts: 51 Member
    Maybe when I was younger I would have but now....no way!!!! However, I have two adult daughters and if they were asked this question my oldest would in a heart beat and then apologize later. My youngest would not even consider it:-)

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