Fountain of Youth

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LMT2012
LMT2012 Posts: 697 Member
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Here is your mission, should you choose to accept it. What is one secret to maintaining a youthful outlook and appearance? Be original. Bonus points for listing one physical/health related and one Attitude (since we all know that is huge).

Here are mine.
-You spend about 1/3 of your life sleeping. Invest in 800 threadcount pillow cases and sleep on your back as much as possible. Your face will thank you.
-Spend time with teenagers. Not only will you giggle more than usual, but you'll thank GOD you are not 16 any more.

PS. Those who do not have their 40th birthday in the rear view mirror need not comment. Let the old folks have this one!

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  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
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    Inject high amounts of hgh , make ones telomeres a constant length
  • LMT2012
    LMT2012 Posts: 697 Member
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    oh yes brilliant! exactly what i was looking for :noway:
  • InnerConflict
    InnerConflict Posts: 1,592 Member
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    FLIRT OFTEN! Definitely makes you feel younger. And exercise to get your body into shape so people want to flirt back.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
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    Stay interested in your life
    Continue education
    Don't stop working.
  • LMT2012
    LMT2012 Posts: 697 Member
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    Yes, Men, Yes!!!
  • kendunn579
    kendunn579 Posts: 392 Member
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    Think young and stay away from teenagers ...
  • trojanbb
    trojanbb Posts: 1,297 Member
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    Inject high amounts of hgh , make ones telomeres a constant length

    I was going to post this.

    There is a fountain of youth. And it comes in a bottle, like most great things.
  • xALEXANDROx
    xALEXANDROx Posts: 3,416 Member
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    is at my gym.
  • PoopieMonster
    PoopieMonster Posts: 295 Member
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    -Spend time with teenagers.

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  • LMT2012
    LMT2012 Posts: 697 Member
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    -Spend time with teenagers.

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    LMFAO. Good one!
  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,141 Member
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    Get your body FIT, it confuses everyone.
  • oldernotwiser
    oldernotwiser Posts: 175 Member
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    Stimulate your body (exercise) and stimulate your mind. (education) Don't be afraid to learn new things. Take up a new hobby or learn to play a musical instrument. Instead of retiring when you get to retirement age, take up a new career path. I am giving serious thought to becoming certified as a fitness intructor when I feel comfortable with my own level of fitness.
  • karenjoy
    karenjoy Posts: 1,841 Member
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    Make sure you have really great genes, so before you are conceived, take a good long look at your grandparents...or something

    I have passed on fabulous genes to my granddaughter

    also young men, you need young men

    that

    oh and sun screen
  • ACepero79
    ACepero79 Posts: 711 Member
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    I apply a mask on my face that is 2 parts semen, 1 part lemon juice, 1 part bath water, and 1 part back sweat. It smooths out the wrinkles and reverses the aging process.
  • Buddhasmiracle
    Buddhasmiracle Posts: 925 Member
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    Fitness: You age, but you don't have to rot. Lift them big bad weights.



    Impress younger family members with your rendition of Tina Turner's "proud mary." See if they can keep up with you. Gold fringe short skirt included.


    Act nonchalant if a younger family member found you on You Tube -- Summer of Love at Woodstock.
  • LMT2012
    LMT2012 Posts: 697 Member
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    enjoying the f*k outta these answers!!
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
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    I apply a mask on my face that is 2 parts semen, 1 part lemon juice, 1 part bath water, and 1 part back sweat. It smooths out the wrinkles and reverses the aging process.

    Don't be surprised if the Navy doesn't come after you looking for their missing personnel.
    Oh wait... you mean... oh my.
  • eric_sg61
    eric_sg61 Posts: 2,925 Member
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    I skateboard, play sports, play outside with my 10 year old and all the neighbor kids. Just yesterday two people drove by while we were skating and said " aren't you a little old for that" I said yolo
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
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    Work only week days 99% of the time.

    Laugh as much as possible.

    Lots of seks with someone special.

    Find something that looks impossible and do it every chance you can.

    Never let anything or anyone keep you from being happy.

    Basically no stress...worked for me for 43 years.

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