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can you rhyme

dfb2156
dfb2156 Posts: 225
edited January 25 in Chit-Chat
i can rhyme my mind starts unwind
and i loose the concept of time why
lie when i can swollow my pride
so i cry look to the sky and ask god why
still no reply inside die i dont under stand cuz i try

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  • PoopieMonster
    PoopieMonster Posts: 295 Member
    For a dime.
  • aquinoz
    aquinoz Posts: 182 Member
    Strawberries taste good
    I like to drink water
    And brush my teeth
    Then go to sleep

    :glasses:
  • dfb2156
    dfb2156 Posts: 225
    watch out the cops out and they pullin over stoners
    i got skunk and im drunk i not even close to sober
    when he walks window just smash the gas it wont fail
    before he smells the endo and throws our *kitten* in jail
    so i stomped on the pedal and drove for the horizon
    home boi buggin out i said shut up while im drivin
    he said i spilled beer on his tape cassette and he aint even faded yet
  • blondageh
    blondageh Posts: 923 Member
    Never mind.
  • mank32
    mank32 Posts: 1,323 Member
    yep. backwards and forwards, in my sleep, better than you, any day of the week.

    'mental floss'

    don't floss and don't fake anymore--i won't take it
    i know what you're after--i know what you want
    you want your bed warmed
    by something hotter than you've got

    so go look around, at the mall--have a blast
    see if you can get yourself some college-aged a**
    see if there are any little short, juggy chicks
    who'll jump on your d*** and put up with your s***

    i wonder how long it is you're gonna need
    to find a warm, willing h*** to accept your mean s***
    i took your 'love' and i took your loads
    and i let you shoot my self-esteem full of holes

    but in won't do it no more--and i won't do you
    because you don't do me justice--so here's what we'll do
    i'll walk away and i'll never look back
    and you'll pretend you don't miss my tight, b***y a**

    (let's see how much trbl i get in for this...)
  • My0WNinspiration
    My0WNinspiration Posts: 1,146 Member
    You cats aren't even on my level. Look at that weak she!t.
  • shawnmaire74
    shawnmaire74 Posts: 66 Member
    I'm a lyrical miracle..
    a mastermind...
    eat my dust as I leave you behind!
    LOL :)
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