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Men only, TOM question...

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  • misskate1987
    misskate1987 Posts: 54
    he drove a 308 GTS.

    Magnum-P.I.-and-his-Ferra-001.jpg

    This actually made my day.
  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
    guy thread.....?


    GUY THREAD

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  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    guy thread.....?


    GUY THREAD

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    That.was.awesome.
  • metaphoria
    metaphoria Posts: 1,432 Member
    What do elephants use for tampons?




    Sheep.
  • metaphoria
    metaphoria Posts: 1,432 Member
    How do you know an elephant has its TOM?




    There's a quarter on your dresser and your mattress is missing.
  • healthyandfitgirl14
    healthyandfitgirl14 Posts: 413 Member
    How do you know an elephant has its TOM?




    There's a quarter on your dresser and your mattress is missing.

    How do you know an elephant has its TOM?

    You don't because all the elephants live in Africa/Asia and the zookeepers clean up the blood at the zoo!
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Go to bed, Dana.
  • healthyandfitgirl14
    healthyandfitgirl14 Posts: 413 Member
    Go to bed, Dana.

    :brokenheart:
  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
    How do you know an elephant has its TOM?




    There's a quarter on your dresser and your mattress is missing.

    How do you know an elephant has its TOM?

    You don't because all the elephants live in Africa/Asia and the zookeepers clean up the blood at the zoo!
    not true. They export them to many other countries. :p
  • chantelp89
    chantelp89 Posts: 590 Member
    I blame TOM on my sandwiches taking longer to get out of the kitchen.
    It only takes longer because she's adding the arsenic ; )
  • Velum_cado
    Velum_cado Posts: 1,608 Member
    Can we include women who think the term "TOM" is eye rollingly idiotic? Becaaauuuuuse that's me!
  • determinedbutlazy
    determinedbutlazy Posts: 1,941 Member
    You mean *kitten* week?
  • gkwatra
    gkwatra Posts: 431 Member
    Bloating is caused by water retention. Use a diuretic to reduce the discomfort.

    Yes, many women get cravings during or before their period.

    Yes many women get cramps. A warm tea, heating pad, and compression band can help.

    Yes, men are aware this happens to you.
    Heating pads? Good idea. I really usually just suffer.




    "Don't be a b&$ch take midol!" I heard that some where.

    Midol doesn't work on me ... Motrin .... LOTS of Motrin. :grumble:
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I blame TOM on my sandwiches taking longer to get out of the kitchen.

    LOLLOLLLOLLL OMG SO FUNNY HAHAHAHA WOMEN BELONG IN THE KITCHEN AMIRIGHT GUISE!?!?!?!?

    Is this even a question? Duh!
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irritable_male_syndrome

    ^it's real. and it has the BEST. NAME. EVER.
  • stitchtastic
    stitchtastic Posts: 182
    Ok.....since the guys are having a go at us.....

    Whats the difference between condoms and men?


    Not ALL condoms are thick and insensitive! :tongue:
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    But you have nice eyebrows, so I forgive you.

    Slightly obsessed with eyebrows, are we?

    Why is it a bad thing that I appreciate nice eyebrows? :huh:

    Damnit. You're ruining it for me. I always wonder why women obsess so much over their eyebrows... even to the point of shaving them off and drawing other ones on. I have never (until today) heard a guy say, "Hey. Did you check out the eyeborws on that dame?" :grumble:
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    You men sure do get your little moody monthlies. I swear the BF is going through his little man period right now he's on a hormonal rager. Ugh I wish he'd just bleed and get it over with!
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irritable_male_syndrome

    ^it's real. and it has the BEST. NAME. EVER.

    bwhahaha thank you! :laugh: I wish they would admit it, "hun I'm a little whiney b-tch because it's that time of a month. I have IMS"
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Can we include women who think the term "TOM" is eye rollingly idiotic? Becaaauuuuuse that's me!

    this a million times
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    But you have nice eyebrows, so I forgive you.

    Slightly obsessed with eyebrows, are we?

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    ^Exactly. I could never take her seriously.

    Why not that's a pretty steady line and she's almost got them symmetrical. If I drew in my eyebrows they would look like upside down U's
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    3s04tz.jpg

    I wish I could get my eyeliner on that evenly.
  • ihateroses
    ihateroses Posts: 893 Member
    But you have nice eyebrows, so I forgive you.

    Slightly obsessed with eyebrows, are we?

    3s04tz.jpg

    ^Exactly. I could never take her seriously.

    Why not that's a pretty steady line and she's almost got them symmetrical. If I drew in my eyebrows they would look like upside down U's

    Because scary.
  • PJ64
    PJ64 Posts: 866 Member
    It happens at the same time every month: Plan accordingly, if you don't, you are the only one to blame
  • InnerConflict
    InnerConflict Posts: 1,592 Member
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  • caspergirl7
    caspergirl7 Posts: 590 Member
    Look you gotta choice Bill...you wait a little longer for the sandwich OR you pleasantly and hungrily eat the tear soaked sandwich stuffed with Vicodin and glass shards

    Which is it gonna be?

    HAHA!!! love it!!
  • Erica_theRedhead
    Erica_theRedhead Posts: 724 Member
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  • placeboaddiction
    placeboaddiction Posts: 451 Member
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  • ACepero79
    ACepero79 Posts: 711 Member
    But you have nice eyebrows, so I forgive you.

    Slightly obsessed with eyebrows, are we?

    Why is it a bad thing that I appreciate nice eyebrows? :huh:

    I've never had an eyebrow compliment. It's nice to know they're appreciated. :laugh:

    I was once told that my eyebrows are my best feature. Just what every girl wants to hear. :frown:

    Actually its a great compliment. I place a lot of stock on eyebrows, elbows, and lips. They're representative of other intimate features on a woman's body.
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    It happens at the same time every month: Plan accordingly, if you don't, you are the only one to blame

    If only.
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