When you wake up and find cheese in your bra...

GnomeLove
GnomeLove Posts: 379
in Health and Weight Loss
It was not a good diet night....damn....
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  • jendarlin
    jendarlin Posts: 184 Member
    or chocolate stains on your shirt...:blushing: LOL
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    or chocolate stains on your shirt...:blushing: LOL

    Or underwear.
  • bawalker11
    bawalker11 Posts: 78
    This made me laugh out loud, I love cheese, my hardest thing to overcome when dieting!
  • Livylove90
    Livylove90 Posts: 14
    Lol I can definitely relate to finding food places of an unusual nature.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Lol I can definitely relate to finding food places of an unusual nature.

    Usually means you had one hell of a good night! :drinker:
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
    When you wake up and find cheese in your bra...

    Ambien? #amirite‎
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    or chocolate stains on your shirt...:blushing: LOL

    Or underwear.

    That isn't chocolate, sweetheart.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    or chocolate stains on your shirt...:blushing: LOL

    Or underwear.

    That isn't chocolate, sweetheart.

    :grumble: :grumble: :grumble:
  • farway
    farway Posts: 1,253 Member
    or chocolate stains on your shirt...:blushing: LOL

    Or underwear.

    That isn't chocolate, sweetheart.

    I think he knew that, it was a joke
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    or chocolate stains on your shirt...:blushing: LOL

    Or underwear.

    That isn't chocolate, sweetheart.

    I think he knew that, it was a joke

    Yes. I was playing along with the joke. I'm good at getting jokes. I went to a special joke school in Switzerland.
  • wwwdotcr
    wwwdotcr Posts: 128 Member
    Nothing beats waking up hungover with a jimmy johns sub with 2 bites in it. Money down the drain but 500+ calories saved :)
  • PeanutButterLuver
    PeanutButterLuver Posts: 910
    Why would you sleep with in on in the first place?
  • lcfairbairn74
    lcfairbairn74 Posts: 412 Member
    It was not a good diet night....damn....

    This is why I don't buy cheese. Anything else, I can consume in moderation....cheese would be my downfall!! :ohwell:
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Why would you sleep with in on in the first place?

    Amen to this! Release the booby jail!
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Fun night, lil wine, lil cheese, lil cleavage. Where were your panties, and were there any zucchini or cucumbers in the vicinity?
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Why would you sleep with in on in the first place?

    I sleep in a bra.
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
    Why would you sleep with in on in the first place?

    I don't think wearing the cheese to bed was intentional.
  • GnomeLove
    GnomeLove Posts: 379
    Why would you sleep with in on in the first place?

    Because I was too drunk to take it off, probably. Usually I wouldn't. But there are those special times when you get drunk, eat too much cheese, and then just pass out from the sheer exhaustion of being awesome and cheesy at the same time, with no regard for nighttime fashion or nudity. The cheese was sexy enough, my friend.
  • GnomeLove
    GnomeLove Posts: 379
    Fun night, lil wine, lil cheese, lil cleavage. Where were your panties, and were there any zucchini or cucumbers in the vicinity?

    Thankfully I had eaten all my zucchini in the two days prior...because who knows what could have went down if there were any arousing vegetables nearby.
  • Lennonluv2
    Lennonluv2 Posts: 956 Member
    Why would you sleep with in on in the first place?

    I was going to ask the same thing....the minute I set foot in the house,off comes the bra. Drunk or not, off it comes.
  • PeanutButterLuver
    PeanutButterLuver Posts: 910
    I've never been too drunk to not let the girls out.
  • GnomeLove
    GnomeLove Posts: 379
    I've never been too drunk to not let the girls out.

    *Hands Peanut a biscuit*
  • avababy05
    avababy05 Posts: 930 Member
    Or a spoon with peanut butter stuck to your cheek
  • RllyGudTweetr
    RllyGudTweetr Posts: 2,019 Member
    Why would you sleep with in on in the first place?

    I sleep in a bra.
    So did Marilyn Monroe.
    Wait a minute. . . .

    Contrarian is Marilyn Monroe! She's alive! :drinker:
  • lurcstet
    lurcstet Posts: 77
    I have woke up with kebab on my face!! long time ago when generally I never really recalled the night before :) ... good times!
  • GnomeLove
    GnomeLove Posts: 379
    Why would you sleep with in on in the first place?

    I sleep in a bra.
    So did Marilyn Monroe.
    Wait a minute. . . .

    Contrarian is Marilyn Monroe! She's alive! :drinker:

    Never mind all that crap I said, WHAT is that burger in your picture???? What are the buns made of? I must know.
  • kimad
    kimad Posts: 3,010 Member
    or chocolate stains on your shirt...:blushing: LOL

    Or underwear.

    Wait... before you sample the leftovers, it may NOT be chocolate after all :P
  • bonelessskinless
    bonelessskinless Posts: 147
    I went to a special joke school in Switzerland.

    lmfao
  • melindasuefritz
    melindasuefritz Posts: 3,509 Member
    drunk? food bingeing or both LOL
  • wswilliams67
    wswilliams67 Posts: 938 Member
    I hate when I find fromunda cheese.

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