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edited January 25 in Health and Weight Loss
It was not a good diet night....damn....

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  • Posts: 184 Member
    or chocolate stains on your shirt...:blushing: LOL
  • Posts: 14,025 Member
    or chocolate stains on your shirt...:blushing: LOL

    Or underwear.
  • Posts: 78
    This made me laugh out loud, I love cheese, my hardest thing to overcome when dieting!
  • Posts: 14
    Lol I can definitely relate to finding food places of an unusual nature.
  • Posts: 14,025 Member
    Lol I can definitely relate to finding food places of an unusual nature.

    Usually means you had one hell of a good night! :drinker:
  • Posts: 13,049 Member
    When you wake up and find cheese in your bra...

    Ambien? #amirite‎
  • Posts: 8,137 Member

    Or underwear.

    That isn't chocolate, sweetheart.
  • Posts: 14,025 Member

    That isn't chocolate, sweetheart.

    :grumble: :grumble: :grumble:
  • Posts: 1,251 Member

    That isn't chocolate, sweetheart.

    I think he knew that, it was a joke
  • Posts: 8,137 Member

    I think he knew that, it was a joke

    Yes. I was playing along with the joke. I'm good at getting jokes. I went to a special joke school in Switzerland.
  • Posts: 128 Member
    Nothing beats waking up hungover with a jimmy johns sub with 2 bites in it. Money down the drain but 500+ calories saved :)
  • Why would you sleep with in on in the first place?
  • Posts: 412 Member
    It was not a good diet night....damn....

    This is why I don't buy cheese. Anything else, I can consume in moderation....cheese would be my downfall!! :ohwell:
  • Posts: 14,025 Member
    Why would you sleep with in on in the first place?

    Amen to this! Release the booby jail!
  • Posts: 22,281 Member
    Fun night, lil wine, lil cheese, lil cleavage. Where were your panties, and were there any zucchini or cucumbers in the vicinity?
  • Posts: 8,137 Member
    Why would you sleep with in on in the first place?

    I sleep in a bra.
  • Posts: 1,741 Member
    Why would you sleep with in on in the first place?

    I don't think wearing the cheese to bed was intentional.
  • Posts: 379
    Why would you sleep with in on in the first place?

    Because I was too drunk to take it off, probably. Usually I wouldn't. But there are those special times when you get drunk, eat too much cheese, and then just pass out from the sheer exhaustion of being awesome and cheesy at the same time, with no regard for nighttime fashion or nudity. The cheese was sexy enough, my friend.
  • Posts: 379
    Fun night, lil wine, lil cheese, lil cleavage. Where were your panties, and were there any zucchini or cucumbers in the vicinity?

    Thankfully I had eaten all my zucchini in the two days prior...because who knows what could have went down if there were any arousing vegetables nearby.
  • Posts: 956 Member
    Why would you sleep with in on in the first place?

    I was going to ask the same thing....the minute I set foot in the house,off comes the bra. Drunk or not, off it comes.
  • I've never been too drunk to not let the girls out.
  • Posts: 379
    I've never been too drunk to not let the girls out.

    *Hands Peanut a biscuit*
  • Posts: 930 Member
    Or a spoon with peanut butter stuck to your cheek
  • Posts: 2,019 Member

    I sleep in a bra.
    So did Marilyn Monroe.
    Wait a minute. . . .

    Contrarian is Marilyn Monroe! She's alive! :drinker:
  • Posts: 77
    I have woke up with kebab on my face!! long time ago when generally I never really recalled the night before :) ... good times!
  • Posts: 379
    So did Marilyn Monroe.
    Wait a minute. . . .

    Contrarian is Marilyn Monroe! She's alive! :drinker:

    Never mind all that crap I said, WHAT is that burger in your picture???? What are the buns made of? I must know.
  • Posts: 3,010 Member

    Or underwear.

    Wait... before you sample the leftovers, it may NOT be chocolate after all :P
  • I went to a special joke school in Switzerland.

    lmfao
  • Posts: 3,509 Member
    drunk? food bingeing or both LOL
  • Posts: 938 Member
    I hate when I find fromunda cheese.
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