You know you're PMS'ing when...
supertracylynn
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You decide you're craving a cheesecake crust, so start making it with every intention of eating it with nothing on it.
Then, as you're pressing it into muffin tins (it will be 3 servings), you think it would be a fun idea to spread peanut butter on one, then drop chocolate chips on it! Oh! And this one can have just chocolate! Or homemade strawberry preserves with chocolate melted into it! ZOMG!! I COULD DO A PEANUT BUTTER STRAWBERRY CHOCOLATE "MINI CAKE" !!!!
Then, as you're pressing it into muffin tins (it will be 3 servings), you think it would be a fun idea to spread peanut butter on one, then drop chocolate chips on it! Oh! And this one can have just chocolate! Or homemade strawberry preserves with chocolate melted into it! ZOMG!! I COULD DO A PEANUT BUTTER STRAWBERRY CHOCOLATE "MINI CAKE" !!!!
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Bless you!! Ha ha! Oh I soooo do not miss PMS crazy cravings!0
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You crave chocolate!0
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When you start growing little friends on your face
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Ended out doing peanuts with chocolate, almonds and chocolate, and the strawberry preserves and chocolate (felt guilty for no fruit, Lol!)
They're in the oven now, melting the chocolate... Yay!0 -
mmm yummy I know I am about to start when puppy or kitten videos on youtube makes me want to cry or I start randomly start snapping at people lol0
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This could also be titled "You know you're high when..." and it would still make perfect sense.
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When your somehow not able to use willpower to resist the tiny package of the Flaming Hot Cheetos, and the 200 cal chocolate bar. Oh yeah, and you cry when some stupid song plays the "Day Before" it starts.
Thats how I always know.
Could I be starting tomorrow, since I packed 1 oz of bbq chips to enjoy in todays lunch??? Or I'm not sure if it solely has to be the Flamers. Could it also be when I force myself into the bathroom to stomp my feet, instead of going into my bosses office to strangle him??? :laugh:0 -
That sounds sooooo good!0
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Yep...I went out of my way to stop at the store today so I could get some chocolate....0
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This could also be titled "You know you're high when..." and it would still make perfect sense.
LOL!! So true! Or drunk...
For me, it's getting snippy. My TOM visits are pretty regular but I always know for sure he's on his way when I get a couple chin zits and I snap at my husband for something stupid. In fact, this last time I totally meant to be funny snippy but it came out all snarly and scary. Oops, the inner b!tch is escaping! RUN AWAY! 0 -
When you start growing little friends on your face
This is the worst 0 -
I was PMSing pretty hard last weekend and I went to a drag show to see one of my favourite drag queens (not even one of my top favourites. I mean, she's definitely in my top 10, but I'm not sure if she makes it into my top 5... either way....) and I tipped her and she kissed me on the cheek and thanked me and I started crying.
I cried because a drag queen thanked me for giving her $2....
Um.
Yeah.
I was like "Okay, hormones, calm down. It's just a dude in a dress."0 -
We know your PMSing because all you ladies always start a thread telling us all about it.0
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When you start growing little friends on your face
This is the worst
It sure is. I'm growing one as i type 0 -
Two weeks out and today I'm craving all the carbs, all the salt and chocolate. I swear if anything Dorito flavoured gets within 100 feet of me I'm doomed.0
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I was PMSing pretty hard last weekend and I went to a drag show to see one of my favourite drag queens (not even one of my top favourites. I mean, she's definitely in my top 10, but I'm not sure if she makes it into my top 5... either way....) and I tipped her and she kissed me on the cheek and thanked me and I started crying.
I cried because a drag queen thanked me for giving her $2....
Um.
Yeah.
I was like "Okay, hormones, calm down. It's just a dude in a dress."
omgsh this is the funniest ever......i would never pull into a parking lot of those things but this is soooo funny!!!!! especially your last sentence its just a dude in a dress i almost busted out laughing0 -
I try to be kind about it... I send him a text before he leaves work saying something along the lines of, "I'm very snarky today, and kind of want to kick people off cliffs. Rocky cliffs. Where no one would find them."
All my wit is dark, mean, and kinda scary.
I cry the day before, too. It's embarrassing to come in after a PR'd long run and just stand there, bawling.
ETA: I have a crazy compulsion to bake when I've had a few glasses of wine, too!0 -
ugh when u crave sweets and salts...0
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The lining or your uterus starts shedding and you're bleeding out of your vag!na.0
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Yes to all of the above.
I was driving home from work last week and a random song on the radio made me cry. I got home and told my bf to just ignore me when I inevitably snap because I was PMSing.0 -
We know your PMSing because all you ladies always start a thread telling us all about it.
BAHAHAHAHAHA0 -
I just always get disturbingly emotional and cry over everything or nothing. :sad: :grumble: I cried watching Lilo & Stitch once whilst all PMSy, and it wasn't even during one of the really cute or emotional scenes but during the song Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride :huh: Why? No clue.0
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When I fall asleep during a staff meeting (Doh!)
When there isn’t enough sugar/fat/salty foods in the world to satiate me.
When my boyfriend hums the scary theme song to Jaws when I walk down the hallway (we call my cycle shark week)
When I walk through the door and everyone scatters like cockroaches when you turn the light on.
When the only living thing I’m willing to be around is my dog (maybe because she’s a girl in a house full of boys?)
When I cry when I realize Hostess went out of business.
And to quote the movie No Strings Attached “It’s like a crime scene in my pants” :noway: :laugh:0 -
mmm yummy I know I am about to start when puppy or kitten videos on youtube makes me want to cry or I start randomly start snapping at people lol
Def thoses kitten and puppy video will do it to me everytime too!0 -
when you give £50 to a homeless guy after 2 glasses of wine... and all your friends are shouting 'no' but you're like 'yeah, he needs it more than I do' and you're crying as well... bad times0
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When all the things you say irritate me and all I want to eat is ice cream.0
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I'm usually pretty tough and sarcastic. I don't do the crying jag. But when I go visit my mom (also very sarcastic) and she teases me into tears, I know to ready the fleet and prepare for battle.0
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Neither of these are funny in the least, but hopefully relatable.... I get the worst migraine often before I hit TOM... I mean excrutiating, nothing will cut it without narcotic help and tons of sleep and gallons of water - I feel extremely dehydrated and start getting migraine auras and ITS ON!
Also, I have skin discoloration with my impending TOM. It's barely noticeable to most people who don't know about it beforehand. However, about 3 days before TOM, I will start to get a darker coloration around my mouth, under my eyes, and in the crease of my elbows from the massive jump in hormone levels.0 -
I'm sitting at my desk with a huge migraine just sighing and shaking my head and every one of these comments lol... I can relate!0
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Ha!! This is brilliant! I know I'm PMSing when suddenly the phones at work become my worst enemy...and my eye liner.....and the front door.....and the leaf that landed on my car..........0
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