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AmandasaurasRex
Posts: 325
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I have dubbed today "Yo Momma Friday" You're welcome.
Yo momma so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.
Aaaaaaannnnnnd...... GO!
Yo momma so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.
Aaaaaaannnnnnd...... GO!
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Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.0
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Yo momma so hairy Bigfoot took her picture.0
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Yo mommas so stupid she sold her car for gas money.0
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Yo mommas so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Ok that one was funny0 -
Yo mama is so old that she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama's so weak-minded that I got her to lead me to Jabba without using a jedi mind trick!0 -
Yo mommas so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.0
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Yo momma's like a pack of gum.....5 sticks for a dollar0
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Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.0
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Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.0
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Yo Momma's so fat, she is at serious risk for several serious medical conditions, including but not limited to diabetes, hypertension, high cholesterol, and depression.0
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Yo mamma is so stupid she sat on the tv to watch the couch0
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Yo Mama's so fat, her Patronus is a Double-Whopper with Cheese.0
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Yo mama's stinks so bad she made Right Guard turn left.0
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Yo mama so stupid, i said it was chili outside and she ran and got a bowl.
Yo mama so ugly, she scares the roaches away.
Yo mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money!0 -
Yo Momma's so fat, she is at serious risk for several serious medical conditions, including but not limited to diabetes, hypertension, high cholesterol, and depression.
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Yo momma ate my honor student0
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Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.0
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Yo Mama's so fat, her Patronus is a Double-Whopper with Cheese.
I must remember this one!!! :laugh:0 -
Yo mama is so stupid that she got locked out of a convertible car with the top down.0
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Yo mamma is so fat when she step on the scale it says to be continued...
Yo mama is so dumb she put two batteries up her but and said I got the power.0
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