Don't Fight It

AmandasaurasRex
AmandasaurasRex Posts: 325
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I have dubbed today "Yo Momma Friday" You're welcome.

Yo momma so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.

Aaaaaaannnnnnd...... GO!
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  • mrs_mab
    mrs_mab Posts: 1,024 Member
    Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
  • AmandasaurasRex
    AmandasaurasRex Posts: 325
    Yo momma so hairy Bigfoot took her picture.
  • WhyFlowersExist
    WhyFlowersExist Posts: 78 Member
    Yo mommas so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
  • bloominheck
    bloominheck Posts: 869 Member
    Yo mommas so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

    Ok that one was funny
  • kelly101386
    kelly101386 Posts: 389 Member
    Yo mama is so old that she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

    Yo mama's so weak-minded that I got her to lead me to Jabba without using a jedi mind trick!
  • WhyFlowersExist
    WhyFlowersExist Posts: 78 Member
    Yo mommas so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    Yo momma's like a pack of gum.....5 sticks for a dollar
  • keenho
    keenho Posts: 72 Member
    Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
  • keenho
    keenho Posts: 72 Member
    Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
  • DalekBrittany
    DalekBrittany Posts: 1,748 Member
    Yo Momma's so fat, she is at serious risk for several serious medical conditions, including but not limited to diabetes, hypertension, high cholesterol, and depression.
  • Maribabewhich
    Maribabewhich Posts: 157 Member
    Yo mamma is so stupid she sat on the tv to watch the couch
  • GnomeLove
    GnomeLove Posts: 379
    Yo Mama's so fat, her Patronus is a Double-Whopper with Cheese.
  • Megz2006
    Megz2006 Posts: 122 Member
    Yo mama's stinks so bad she made Right Guard turn left.
  • Svolt
    Svolt Posts: 284 Member
    Yo mama so stupid, i said it was chili outside and she ran and got a bowl.

    Yo mama so ugly, she scares the roaches away.

    Yo mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money!
  • redhead1910
    redhead1910 Posts: 304 Member
    Yo Momma's so fat, she is at serious risk for several serious medical conditions, including but not limited to diabetes, hypertension, high cholesterol, and depression.

    I lol'd
  • Astacia74
    Astacia74 Posts: 166 Member
    Yo momma ate my honor student
  • NewCaddy
    NewCaddy Posts: 845 Member
    Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
  • Astacia74
    Astacia74 Posts: 166 Member
    Yo Mama's so fat, her Patronus is a Double-Whopper with Cheese.

    I must remember this one!!! :laugh:
  • nuttingh
    nuttingh Posts: 65
    Yo mama is so stupid that she got locked out of a convertible car with the top down.
  • Maribabewhich
    Maribabewhich Posts: 157 Member
    Yo mamma is so fat when she step on the scale it says to be continued...


    Yo mama is so dumb she put two batteries up her but and said I got the power.
  • Svolt
    Svolt Posts: 284 Member
    Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
  • angryjake
    angryjake Posts: 39
    Yo mama so stupid she was held back a grade in elementary school and had to take remedial classes. That did a number on her self-esteem and she finally dropped out of high school because of the teasing and still has failed the GED three times.

    OOOOO! SNAP!
  • Svolt
    Svolt Posts: 284 Member
    Yo mamma is so fat when she step on the scale it says to be continued....

    LMAO!
  • GlassslippersAndFairyDust
    GlassslippersAndFairyDust Posts: 518 Member
    Yo momma so old, her social security number is 1
  • MNA76
    MNA76 Posts: 1,541
    Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.
  • Astacia74
    Astacia74 Posts: 166 Member
    Yo momma so fat, she's Yo Momma the Hut!
  • BleedsCoffee
    BleedsCoffee Posts: 247 Member
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzelrlH_pjQ
  • Svolt
    Svolt Posts: 284 Member
    Yo mama so stupid, she went to the aquarium to buy a Blu-Ray.
  • Codename_Duchess
    Codename_Duchess Posts: 2,042 Member
    Yo Mama's so fat, her Patronus is a Double-Whopper with Cheese.

    I'll admit it, I laughed way too much on this one.
  • Maribabewhich
    Maribabewhich Posts: 157 Member
    Yo mamma is so dumb when she saw a cab she say catch that Twinkie !!!!!

    Yo mamma is so fat when she jumped into the ocean the whale started singing we are family even though your fatter than me

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