Don't Fight It

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  • Svolt
    Svolt Posts: 284 Member
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    Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
  • angryjake
    angryjake Posts: 39
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    Yo mama so stupid she was held back a grade in elementary school and had to take remedial classes. That did a number on her self-esteem and she finally dropped out of high school because of the teasing and still has failed the GED three times.

    OOOOO! SNAP!
  • Svolt
    Svolt Posts: 284 Member
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    Yo mamma is so fat when she step on the scale it says to be continued....

    LMAO!
  • GlassslippersAndFairyDust
    GlassslippersAndFairyDust Posts: 518 Member
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    Yo momma so old, her social security number is 1
  • MNA76
    MNA76 Posts: 1,541
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    Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.
  • Astacia74
    Astacia74 Posts: 166 Member
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    Yo momma so fat, she's Yo Momma the Hut!
  • BleedsCoffee
    BleedsCoffee Posts: 247 Member
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzelrlH_pjQ
  • Svolt
    Svolt Posts: 284 Member
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    Yo mama so stupid, she went to the aquarium to buy a Blu-Ray.
  • Codename_Duchess
    Codename_Duchess Posts: 2,042 Member
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    Yo Mama's so fat, her Patronus is a Double-Whopper with Cheese.

    I'll admit it, I laughed way too much on this one.
  • Maribabewhich
    Maribabewhich Posts: 157 Member
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    Yo mamma is so dumb when she saw a cab she say catch that Twinkie !!!!!

    Yo mamma is so fat when she jumped into the ocean the whale started singing we are family even though your fatter than me
  • Maribabewhich
    Maribabewhich Posts: 157 Member
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    Your mama is so fat when she went to in-n-out she couldn't get out

    Your mama is so ugly when she went to a ugly contest they said please no pros!!
  • brittanydwright
    brittanydwright Posts: 40
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    your momma IS SO fat when she sat on the boat the water sank
  • g33kmommy
    g33kmommy Posts: 104 Member
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    Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

    I just laughed so hard I can't breathe.
  • My0WNinspiration
    My0WNinspiration Posts: 1,146 Member
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    Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

    I just laughed so hard I can't breathe.

    Lmao
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
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    Yo Momma's so fat, she is at serious risk for several serious medical conditions, including but not limited to diabetes, hypertension, high cholesterol, and depression.

    This is the only one I really laughed at :laugh:

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