favorite movie one liner

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  • rosellasweet
    rosellasweet Posts: 163 Member
    I eat pieces of *kitten* like you for breakfast!

    "You eat pieces of *kitten* for breakfast?" - Happy Gilmore
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  • Just_Scott
    Just_Scott Posts: 1,766 Member
    Vizzini: But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

    Had to C and P it--Princess Bride

    PS--you need to have a slight speech impediment when saying this line
  • SoLiveItUp
    SoLiveItUp Posts: 115 Member
    "But you gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain’t you." Rocky
  • DanIsACyclingFool
    DanIsACyclingFool Posts: 417 Member
    "Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas! And you don't much look like a steer to me, so that kind of narrows it down."

    Most of that scene was improvised, brilliant!
  • Scoobiesnax
    Scoobiesnax Posts: 148 Member
    "Son, you got a panty on your head". Raising Arizona. Best. Movie. Ever.
  • WhitneySheree88
    WhitneySheree88 Posts: 222 Member
    “Ah you think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!”
    -Bane
  • "You know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin, playing just for the waitresses"

    Mr. Pink
    Reservoir Dogs.
  • Just_Scott
    Just_Scott Posts: 1,766 Member
    "Get Neidemeyer on it he's a sneaky little ****..." Dean in Animal House
  • MissSusieQ
    MissSusieQ Posts: 533 Member
    I eat pieces of *kitten* like you for breakfast!
    You eat pieces of **** for breakfast?
  • Just_Scott
    Just_Scott Posts: 1,766 Member
    "You did put blanks in the gun right?" Animal House
  • I have loads

    You've got to shave before you leave the house in a dress like that, and I dont mean your legs (The adventures of Ford Fairlane Rock n Roll Detective)

    We gotta get a bigger boat (Jaws)

    A few from running on empty an Australian classic

    Your putting on the agony, but your missing all the style

    Pissoff? is that a Polish name?

    OK Cheryl get ya gear off

    Green hmm Greens nice



    A heap from Mad Max (you guys called it the road warrior or some such)

    They say people don't believe in heroes anymore. Well damn them! You and me, Max, we're gonna give them back their heroes!

    I'm scared, Fif. It's that rat circus out there, I'm beginning to enjoy it. Look, any longer out on that road and I'm one of them, a terminal psychotic, except that I've got this bronze badge that says that I'm one of the good guys.

    I am the Nightrider. I'm a fuel injected suicide machine. I am the rocker, I am the roller, I am the out-of-controller!

    You cant polish a turd (Christeen)




    And I dont know where to start with the Blues Brothers as the whole movie is just a series of classic one liners holding hands

    but this one is one of the best
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    HIT IT.
  • pudadough
    pudadough Posts: 1,271 Member
    "Oh my god, it's Danny Devito, I love your work!" - Damian, chasing a squatty girl in the bathroom, Mean Girls.


    I could quote Mean Girls and The Breakfast Club for hours.
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    If you have to ask, you can't afford it. -Beerfest
  • weevil66
    weevil66 Posts: 600 Member
    Let's go get sushi and not pay.
  • nikilis
    nikilis Posts: 2,305 Member
    "You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

    michael cane - italian job
  • "It's not a toomah!" Arnold S. Kindergarten cop
  • "Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?" -- The Joker to Batman
  • mcibty
    mcibty Posts: 1,252 Member
    SAY CRACK AGAIN - Mean Girls
  • "Lighten up, Francis", Sgt. Hulka in Stripes
  • akp4Him
    akp4Him Posts: 227
    Labrynth- Sarah keeps telling the Goblin King that what he is doing isn't fair...His reply..."You say that so often, I wonder what your basis of comparison is?"
  • "Luke, I am your father." Darth Vadar in Star Wars
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    “They can take our lives, but they can never take our freedom.” BraveHeart
  • Katrioustu
    Katrioustu Posts: 2,461 Member
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    jaws-bigger-boat.jpg
    "We're gonna to need a bigger boat...."
  • Soloud
    Soloud Posts: 220
    Only two things come from texas, steers and queers. Full metal jacket
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    “Show me the money!” Jerry McGuire
  • akp4Him
    akp4Him Posts: 227
    What we have here is a failure to communicate. - Cool Hand Luke


    Ahhh...What a sad, sad movie. :(
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    “I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.” Silence of The Lambs