10 Reasons Why Heavy Lifting is Terrible for Women.

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http://www.liftbigeatbig.com/2013/06/10-reasons-why-heavy-lifting-is.html



Everyone knows that lifting makes women big, bulky, and less desirable. But, do they know the reasons why? I compiled my top ten reasons as to why women should NEVER EVER even think about touching a weight. Ever.

1. You will find less and less that you are asked to go to the kitchen and make a sandwich. What will you do with all that free time?!?

2. Men on the Internet will tell you that you are too big. Can you handle no longer being the object of a stranger's fantasy?

3. Pants won't fit because your butt has gotten so big. Imagine actually filling out a pair of pants, the horror!!

4. Your children might see that a woman can be something more than a frail object meant to please a man. Challenging the status quo is never a good thing.

5. You can eat a much larger amount of delicious food and not gain a pound. Disgusting! Pass the tofu and skim milk please.

6. Men will avoid you at the gym when you lift more than they do. How are you supposed to know how to lift without their constant coaching?

7. You will be able to open a pickle jar without a man or a knife. No one should possess that much raw power.

8. Your bones will maintain a thick density throughout your life. Do you really want to rob a surgeon of your money for osteoporosis treatment?

9. Heavy lifting can be as diverse as you want to make it. Your time would be much better spent on a treadmill every day watching CNN.

10. You will be shunned from old friends that want you to go clubbing every night. Those are the kinds of friends you just don't want to lose.
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  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    Win.
  • shutupandlift13
    shutupandlift13 Posts: 727 Member
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    :drinker:
  • Kattamer81
    Kattamer81 Posts: 90
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    Awesome :)
  • CrankMeUp
    CrankMeUp Posts: 2,860 Member
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    Pass me a sammich.
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
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    Pass me a sammich.

    I got a sammich for you alright....:smokin:
  • mareeee1234
    mareeee1234 Posts: 674 Member
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    hahahaha!
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
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    9. Heavy lifting can be as diverse as you want to make it. Your time would be much better spent on a treadmill every day watching Lifetime .
    Fixed that.
  • happyfeetrebel1
    happyfeetrebel1 Posts: 1,005 Member
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    I was getting all ready to come in here and rumble...than I LOL'd

    WIN
  • vjohn04
    vjohn04 Posts: 2,276 Member
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    :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:
  • crista_b
    crista_b Posts: 1,192 Member
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    Hey! I like tofu! (And lifting) :flowerforyou:
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    Seriously though, get on making those sandwiches.
  • pittbullgirl
    pittbullgirl Posts: 341 Member
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    DAMN YOU! :::Shakes fist::

    Now I have to call my friend to cancel our 6am Leg day! LOL

    Awesome post!:flowerforyou:
  • CrankMeUp
    CrankMeUp Posts: 2,860 Member
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    Seriously though, get on making those sandwiches.

    or just get on.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    Seriously though, get on making those sandwiches.

    or just get on.

    Dibs.
  • orygunred
    orygunred Posts: 20
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    Love it !!!
  • fiberartist219
    fiberartist219 Posts: 1,865 Member
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    9. Heavy lifting can be as diverse as you want to make it. Your time would be much better spent on a treadmill every day watching Lifetime .
    Fixed that.

    HAhahaha! Good job there! Although, Lifetime isn't really a treadmill channel... it's more of a couch, box of kleenexes and a box of wine channel.
  • lrmall01
    lrmall01 Posts: 377 Member
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    I was getting all ready to come in here and rumble...than I LOL'd

    WIN

    Exact same reason I ended up here! Nice post.
  • SisterhoodoftheShrinkingPants
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    I was getting all ready to come in here and rumble...than I LOL'd

    WIN

    Me too, I was like "OH HELL NO!!!- Wait..."
  • 00sarah
    00sarah Posts: 621 Member
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    LMFAO! This made my day... And makes me even more proud to be setting a good (not frail, weak) example for my daughter :)
    Thank you, OP!
  • cindyhoney2
    cindyhoney2 Posts: 603 Member
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    I was like...what the frig :noway: ...oh, she's being funny, lol :laugh: