10 Reasons Why Heavy Lifting is Terrible for Women.

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  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
    I came in prepared to be very upset (Maybe lifting is making me aggressive? Oh noes) but then I lol'd and lol'd.
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    'Butt' sers, im already rockin a badonk..
    if my waist gets any smaller it wont be able to support my Derriere?

    ow wait, that's what my massive bulky thighs are for
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member

    9. Heavy lifting can be as diverse as you want to make it. Your time would be much better spent on a treadmill every day watching Lifetime .
    Fixed that.

    HAhahaha! Good job there! Although, Lifetime isn't really a treadmill channel... it's more of a couch, box of kleenexes and a box of wine channel.
    That's just their movies. I've seen Reba and Will and Grace on there.
  • NoWeighJose74
    NoWeighJose74 Posts: 581 Member
    This is awesome, love it! :laugh:
  • pushyourself14
    pushyourself14 Posts: 275 Member
    Cute. :)
  • This is awesome, love it! :laugh:

    Exactly what I was going to sAy :-)
  • angelique_redhead
    angelique_redhead Posts: 782 Member
    I thought this was going to be one of those serious threads. It's so nice to see that it wasn't. Thanks for the laughs!
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
    Was gonna fuss but then I realized that it kicked all the *kitten*.

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  • Yup, I was going to go down the path of extolling the virtues of heavy lifting for women, until I read it.
  • apriltrainer
    apriltrainer Posts: 732 Member
    I can attest to the butt thing. ANd i'm half asian! I love me some barbell squats! But you know what,, it's awesome. Stuff fits me in the waist..not so well in the derriere area anymore. And i love it! ;) Yup it's terrible all right. Awesome thread!

    oh...and I can vouch for guys being all kind of scared to talk to me at the gym. Guys just love coaching girls who don't know what they are doing. But after watching me deadlift 200 lbs today...they know to leave me be!
  • SilverLotusGirl
    SilverLotusGirl Posts: 537 Member
    I was getting all ready to come in here and rumble...than I LOL'd

    WIN


    Yeah, nicely played OP, nicely played
  • cjenkins91
    cjenkins91 Posts: 92 Member
    sooo many reasons! lol!
  • stephaniethomas80
    stephaniethomas80 Posts: 190 Member
    Excellent post! It's a shame how lifting heavy has made me look so gross over the past 6 months ????
  • seawolf86
    seawolf86 Posts: 55
    Awesome post!
  • roxierachael
    roxierachael Posts: 81 Member
    I have to disagree about the pickle jar. Now when I tap in on the countertop, it just breaks the whole jar. *girlySMASH*
  • aakaakaak
    aakaakaak Posts: 1,240 Member
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    Now that you don't fix sammiches no more, and since you're making yourself a big-*kitten* steak, could you throw an extra in the pan for me?
  • bookworm_847
    bookworm_847 Posts: 1,903 Member

    7. You will be able to open a pickle jar without a man or a knife. No one should possess that much raw power.


    You've given me a lot to think about. I'm ashamed that this didn't occur to me when I didn't have to ask my husband to help me open the salsa the other day.
  • jennifershoo
    jennifershoo Posts: 3,198 Member
    ????
  • jogglesngoggles
    jogglesngoggles Posts: 362 Member
    Fabulous!
  • laughingdani
    laughingdani Posts: 2,275 Member
    This. Is. Amazing.
  • theberard
    theberard Posts: 25 Member
    hahaha right on!
    :drinker:
  • pandorakick
    pandorakick Posts: 901 Member
    Love! :laugh:
  • beachgirl172723
    beachgirl172723 Posts: 151 Member
    Love it!
  • freemystery
    freemystery Posts: 184 Member
    BRILLIANT and probably just the motivation I need to go back to the weight room after a few months off...
  • tomich54
    tomich54 Posts: 99 Member
    I was getting all ready to come in here and rumble...than I LOL'd

    WIN

    Me too, I was like "OH HELL NO!!!- Wait..."

    So was I! Awesome find, OP. :drinker:

    LOL - I was soooo irritated when I saw the title - now I'm just having a great laugh :laugh: Thanks!:drinker:
  • RebekahR84
    RebekahR84 Posts: 794 Member
    Hehe. Thanks for the laugh!
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    :heart:

    Some of us had big butts already and they are getting smaller, that can't be good either...:noway:
  • ST99000722
    ST99000722 Posts: 204 Member
    Great Post :flowerforyou: