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    I'm offended! >:(

    Posts: 6,129 Member
    edited January 27 in Chit-Chat
    i have no particular reason why i'm offended, except that almost everyone else on MFP seems to be and i didn't want to be left out. (feel free to suggest reasons why i should be offended though).

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    • Posts: 237 Member
      Doesn't it make you so angry?!?!!!!! :explode:
    • Posts: 22,834 Member
      Try this.

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    • Posts: 9,151 Member
      You're not offended. You're hangry.
    • Posts: 703 Member
      A reason to be offended? Okay: You look like a burro in your profile picture there! Hmph!
    • Posts: 6,129 Member
      A reason to be offended? Okay: You look like a burro in your profile picture there! Hmph!

      so you're saying i look like an *kitten*?

      OFFENDED!
    • Posts: 843 Member
      Maybe your hunger pangs are just offending you.
    • Posts: 495 Member
      'It's now very common to hear people say, "I'm rather offended by that", as if that gives them certain rights. It's no more than a whine. It has no meaning, it has no purpose, it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. "I'm offended by that." Well, sofaking what?' —Stephen Fry
    • Posts: 15,228 Member
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      so you're saying i look like an *kitten*?

      OFFENDED!

      There ya go! You got something... NSV!!!!!
    • Posts: 2,827 Member
      How can you be offended? You pic shows that you're "jammin"
    • Posts: 186 Member
      I'm Canadian so even if I were offended, I would be too polite to say so.
    • Posts: 1,265 Member
      Actually I find the fact that bugs can think is offensive!

      .... or the phase goes something like that, watched Starship Troopers last night and that's what buddy said to the other gal when they were debating on TV about brain bugs haha. Love that movie...
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      so you're saying i look like an *kitten*?

      OFFENDED!

      You're welcome. :flowerforyou:
    • Posts: 6,664 Member
      ...those of you playing the mfp drinking game should be thoroughly wasted by now. :drinker:
    • Posts: 7,436 Member
      I'm Canadian so even if I were offended, I would be too polite to say so.

      And I'm British so if I was offended I'd pretend not to be and keep a stiff upper lip, what.
    • Posts: 6,129 Member
      I was called hot as balls by my husband who lied to me about how fat I looked so then I flirted with married men on MFP, but it's okay because I created a thread confessing all my sins.

      i am OFFENDED on your behalf.
    • Posts: 2,819 Member
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    • Posts: 139 Member
      Offended is some people's default position. Maybe I'll make it mine and join everybody else!
    • Posts: 2,545 Member
      i'm probably getting too serious here, but Salinas v. Texas is a pretty good reason to be offended.
    • Posts: 15,228 Member
      ...those of you playing the mfp drinking game should be thoroughly wasted by now. :drinker:

      Don't I wish...

      Hey! Can you offend me? :bigsmile:
    • Posts: 1,387 Member
      I'm offended by your taking offence. How dare you? My state of bother is a serious matter!
    • Posts: 56 Member
      You're not offended. You're hangry.

      Oh...."hangry"....I like that.

      I mean, I'm offended.
    • Posts: 70 Member
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      And I'm British so if I was offended I'd pretend not to be and keep a stiff upper lip, what.

      And I'm Minnesota nice so I would not say anything about it but I may be passive-aggressive!
    • Posts: 4,885 Member
      You should be offended at the number of "should I eat my exercise calories?" threads that have popped up today. I know I am
    • Posts: 1,031 Member
      I was called hot as balls by my husband who lied to me about how fat I looked so then I flirted with married men on MFP, but it's okay because I created a thread confessing all my sins.
      As long as you cnfess your sins, you can do pretty much whatever you want now, and be forgiven later... its all good.
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      awwwwwwwwwwww LOL!!
    • Posts: 7,045 Member
      I don't like rasta donkeys, they're rude and immature.
      Grow up and get a real profile pic :wink:
    • Posts: 165 Member
      i have no particular reason why i'm offended, except that almost everyone else on MFP seems to be and i didn't want to be left out. (feel free to suggest reasons why i should be offended though).

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      This post is offensive as is all of the responses to it! How dare you take so lightly the sensitivity of the members of MFP. By the way, circular logic should is offensive as my post is a response to your post and therefore offensive.

      May I add that Andy Rooney is offensive. I mean with all that social commentary and the like. Same can be said for Jerry Seinfeld. I am also going to throw Mara Rooney in there as offensive. I am not sure why but she is really offensive...maybe here hairsstyles or her silly first name. (Hey that's offensive!)

      I am also offended by all of the Canadian truckers driving on I94...you should be too, eh!

      Oh now you went and got me started!
    • Posts: 9,377 Member
      I am offended that your Jamaican burro is not blazing teh ganja mon.

      I would have to agree here. Except I had to fix the spelling. :tongue:
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