I'm offended! >:(

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  • _Pseudonymous_
    _Pseudonymous_ Posts: 1,671 Member
    I'm Canadian so even if I were offended, I would be too polite to say so.

    And I'm British so if I was offended I'd pretend not to be and keep a stiff upper lip, what.

    And I'm Minnesota nice so I would not say anything about it but I may be passive-aggressive!

    And i'm from Texas so I will Tell you exactly how offended I am but in a REAL friendly tone, y'all.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    I'm Canadian so even if I were offended, I would be too polite to say so.

    And I'm British so if I was offended I'd pretend not to be and keep a stiff upper lip, what.

    And I'm Minnesota nice so I would not say anything about it but I may be passive-aggressive!

    And i'm from Texas so I will Tell you exactly how offended I am but in a REAL friendly tone, y'all.

    And I'm from Georgia so I will "bless your heart" then talk smack about you behind your back.

    *just had to get in on this, lol*
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I am offended that your Jamaican burro is not blazing teh ganja mon.

    I would have to agree here. Except I had to fix the spelling. :tongue:

    You offended me :grumble: :angry: :explode:

    But you love me, so it's ok. :pizzawithoutcheeseforyou:
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
    I'm Canadian so even if I were offended, I would be too polite to say so.

    And I'm British so if I was offended I'd pretend not to be and keep a stiff upper lip, what.

    And I'm Minnesota nice so I would not say anything about it but I may be passive-aggressive!

    And i'm from Texas so I will Tell you exactly how offended I am but in a REAL friendly tone, y'all.

    And I'm from Georgia so I will "bless your heart" then talk smack about you behind your back.

    *just had to get in on this, lol*

    While we're on this line... :)

    I'm from California, so I won't say anything to your face, I'll just raise hell and make your life miserable!
  • sharonquiroz52
    sharonquiroz52 Posts: 3 Member
    I'm Canadian so even if I were offended, I would be too polite to say so.

    And I'm British so if I was offended I'd pretend not to be and keep a stiff upper lip, what.

    And I'm Minnesota nice so I would not say anything about it but I may be passive-aggressive!
  • melindasuefritz
    melindasuefritz Posts: 3,509 Member
    im not
  • sharonquiroz52
    sharonquiroz52 Posts: 3 Member
    I'm offended that so many of you took the time to reply to this post. And I'm offended that i did too! Thats' offensive to myself!
    What the F are we all talking about?
  • sharonquiroz52
    sharonquiroz52 Posts: 3 Member
    And I'm offended that my fitness ticker shows I lost 0 pounds!
  • Cadori
    Cadori Posts: 4,810 Member
    I'm not offended and therefor find this thread divisive. Reported.
  • Christie0428
    Christie0428 Posts: 221 Member
    I'm Canadian so even if I were offended, I would be too polite to say so.

    And I'm British so if I was offended I'd pretend not to be and keep a stiff upper lip, what.

    And I'm Minnesota nice so I would not say anything about it but I may be passive-aggressive!

    And i'm from Texas so I will Tell you exactly how offended I am but in a REAL friendly tone, y'all.

    And I'm from Georgia so I will "bless your heart" then talk smack about you behind your back.

    *just had to get in on this, lol*

    lol, well I'm from Massachusetts so I'll just tell you to hurry up... and, if I feel like exerting the effort, give you the finger
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    i'm really offended there are only 44 posts on this thread. :angry: :angry: :angry:

    the bang/hang/hate/date/hump/dump/poop/soup/fart/part/crepe/ape me threads get that many posts in 5 minutes. :angry: :angry: :angry:

    O-FEND-DED!
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    Now there's 45!
  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
    I'm offended and I'm not going to take it anymore!!
  • xxghost
    xxghost Posts: 4,697 Member
    I'm Canadian so even if I were offended, I would be too polite to say so.

    And I'm British so if I was offended I'd pretend not to be and keep a stiff upper lip, what.

    And I'm Minnesota nice so I would not say anything about it but I may be passive-aggressive!

    And i'm from Texas so I will Tell you exactly how offended I am but in a REAL friendly tone, y'all.

    And I'm from Georgia so I will "bless your heart" then talk smack about you behind your back.

    *just had to get in on this, lol*

    While we're on this line... :)

    I'm from California, so I won't say anything to your face, I'll just raise hell and make your life miserable!

    I'm from Michigan. Maybe we can just change the subject to cars, and talk about that until you feel better.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    48
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    I'm Canadian so even if I were offended, I would be too polite to say so.

    And I'm British so if I was offended I'd pretend not to be and keep a stiff upper lip, what.

    And I'm Minnesota nice so I would not say anything about it but I may be passive-aggressive!

    And i'm from Texas so I will Tell you exactly how offended I am but in a REAL friendly tone, y'all.

    And I'm from Georgia so I will "bless your heart" then talk smack about you behind your back.

    *just had to get in on this, lol*

    While we're on this line... :)

    I'm from California, so I won't say anything to your face, I'll just raise hell and make your life miserable!

    I'm from Michigan. Maybe we can just change the subject to cars, and talk about that until you feel better.

    Haha! My ex-husband is from MI. This was how he resolved all arguments.:laugh:
  • Nickle526
    Nickle526 Posts: 239 Member
    Hey, don't you realize that being offended is a serious, uncontrollable medical condition?!

    I got it from my mother, and it's why I can't lose weight, even though I only eat 1200 calories and don't eat back my exercise calories!!!

    OFFENDED!
  • Capt_Inzane
    Capt_Inzane Posts: 733 Member
    I'm offended I asked my fat to leave and it hasn't
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    Hey, don't you realize that being offended is a serious, uncontrollable medical condition?!

    I got it from my mother, and it's why I can't lose weight, even though I only eat 1200 calories and don't eat back my exercise calories!!!

    OFFENDED!

    seems legit.

    funny-seems-legit-free-bunnies.jpg
  • sbbhbm
    sbbhbm Posts: 1,312 Member
    I'm Canadian so even if I were offended, I would be too polite to say so.

    And I'm British so if I was offended I'd pretend not to be and keep a stiff upper lip, what.

    And I'm Minnesota nice so I would not say anything about it but I may be passive-aggressive!

    And i'm from Texas so I will Tell you exactly how offended I am but in a REAL friendly tone, y'all.

    And I'm from Georgia so I will "bless your heart" then talk smack about you behind your back.

    *just had to get in on this, lol*

    While we're on this line... :)

    I'm from California, so I won't say anything to your face, I'll just raise hell and make your life miserable!

    I'm from Michigan. Maybe we can just change the subject to cars, and talk about that until you feel better.

    I'm from Michigan too, and I'm offended that you didn't threaten to toss them into the back of your car and drop them off in the middle of Downtown Detroit just for being so darn offensive. You must be on a nicer side of the mitten.
  • fitfreakymom
    fitfreakymom Posts: 1,400 Member
    A reason to be offended? Okay: You look like a burro in your profile picture there! Hmph!

    so you're saying i look like an *kitten*?

    OFFENDED!

    A cute *kitten* lol but yes I think she said you look like an *kitten*.
  • StinkyWinkies
    StinkyWinkies Posts: 603 Member
    North Carolinians would say "I'll pray for you." in a syrupy sweet voice that belies the actual words/intent of that sentence...*that* offends me. :tongue:
  • Jimaudit
    Jimaudit Posts: 275
    You're offended because your going to watch LeBron "The Crybaby" James flop all over the floor tonight and lose another championship!!

    And then you will be further offended when he drives away in his Bentley and goes home to his $30 Million dollar mansion in South Beach.
  • Jimaudit
    Jimaudit Posts: 275
    I'm offended I asked my fat to leave and it hasn't
    That's awesome!!
  • SmilinSue12
    SmilinSue12 Posts: 71 Member
    A reason to be offended? Okay: You look like a burro in your profile picture there! Hmph!

    so you're saying i look like an *kitten*?

    OFFENDED!

    :laugh:
  • NicolleLindgren
    NicolleLindgren Posts: 64 Member
    I'm Canadian so even if I were offended, I would be too polite to say so.

    Lol, I'm from Minnesota, so me too ;)
  • NicolleLindgren
    NicolleLindgren Posts: 64 Member
    I'm Canadian so even if I were offended, I would be too polite to say so.

    And I'm British so if I was offended I'd pretend not to be and keep a stiff upper lip, what.

    And I'm Minnesota nice so I would not say anything about it but I may be passive-aggressive!

    Ahh, didn't see this before I commented- perfect!!
  • Car0lynnM
    Car0lynnM Posts: 332 Member
    I'm Canadian so even if I were offended, I would be too polite to say so.

    And I'm British so if I was offended I'd pretend not to be and keep a stiff upper lip, what.

    And I'm Minnesota nice so I would not say anything about it but I may be passive-aggressive!

    And i'm from Texas so I will Tell you exactly how offended I am but in a REAL friendly tone, y'all.

    And I'm from Georgia so I will "bless your heart" then talk smack about you behind your back.

    *just had to get in on this, lol*

    While we're on this line... :)

    I'm from California, so I won't say anything to your face, I'll just raise hell and make your life miserable!

    I'm from Michigan. Maybe we can just change the subject to cars, and talk about that until you feel better.

    I'm from Wisconsin. We'll just drink beer until we forget what we're offended about.
  • GiddyupTim
    GiddyupTim Posts: 2,819 Member
    i'm probably getting too serious here, but Salinas v. Texas is a pretty good reason to be offended.

    I gotta agree with this^.
    How come no one else has mentioned it?
    You are supposed to be able to maintain your silence and not have it used against you! That is the whole point.
  • CrazyAnne
    CrazyAnne Posts: 217 Member
    You should be offended at the number of "should I eat my exercise calories?" threads that have popped up today. I know I am


    I am totally offended by this too!

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