Items Actually in your Fridge

In my work fridge here i have 2 litres of water, strawberries, raspberries, blueberries, fat free greek yogurt, honey and tuna.

ZOUL!

Ham Slices
Peppers
Wholemeal Bread
Wholemeal Rolls
Water
Eggs
Low Calorie Korma Sauce

Thats it.

Needless to say i dont have many guests. haha

you put bread in the fridge? doesn't it 'go off' quicker?

(watch that episode of big bang theory ) haha

RIGHT NOW:

Water, almond milk, cheese sticks, turkey, chicken, turkey sausage, avocado (1/2), strawberries, blueberries, lemons, apples, celery, eggs, spinach, 1 chobani , 2 fage

1/3rd of a small tub of country crock
5 uncooked eggs

this is the entire contents of my fridge right now.

Cheese, eggs, milk.

And of course a bottle of children's tears.

Just children's tears? What no blood of virgins?!

Blood of virgins is not used so much in spells these days, like eye of toad it's been replaced by more modern stuff.

crystal lite, yogurt, wine, cottage cheese, beer, salad, zucchini, bacon, left over zucchini lasagna, ground turkey, more wine, diet soda, eggs....

1% Milk, Yogurt, Natural Peanut Butter, 1% cottage cheese, strawberries, blueberries, carrots, celery, peppers, corn on the cob, marble cheese, whole grain bread, random condiments (mayo, mustard, ranch, ketchup etc..) Honey Crisp Apples♥, eggs, edamame, lettuce, tomatoes. cucumber, more random sauces, ummmm.... There is more, but it's not mine to eat.

Besides the milk, cheddar cheese, cottage cheese, carrots hummus there is also left overs and I'm pretty sure some mold in there. lol I know when something growls at me it's time to clean the fridge.

Door:
12 XL eggs, 1 L egg, 2.5 sticks of butter, lime juice, lemon juice, yeast, whole grain mustard, powdered buttermilk, dijon mustard, soy sauce, TJ's Island Soyaki, balsamic vinegar, balsamic vinegarette, light mayo, soy sauce, some apple crisp fizzy drink, two bottles of seltzer, bottle of Ocean Spray Diet Cran-pomegranate

Shelves:
2 containers TJ's almond milk, 3/4 container of TJ's plain greek, Helluva good cheddar cheese, 1 plain chobani, the salad I'm having for dinner tonight, 1/2 bag turkey jerky bites, 2 pyrex containers with rice & snow peas on them, 1 pryrex container with a shrimpm & soba noodle salad

Drawers:
some carrots, part of a jalapeno, scallions, kohlrabi bulb, kohlrabi leaves, bibb lettuce, red lettuce, kale, part of a cucumber, some TJ's slaw

Freezer:
11 homemade turkey burgers, 8 or so jars of homemade chicken stock, a whole chicken, lots of chicken leg quarters, mahi burgers, salmon burgers, ahi tuna, swordfish, salmon, shrimp, chicken breasts - no bones, homemade chicken minestrone soup, homemade chili (1), homemade seafood chowder, homemade cornbread, a package of chicken sausage, cranberries galore, 1/2 banana, some peas, TJ's fried rice thing, TJ's reduced guilt mac & cheese, ginger, fake ice cubes, ice packs, chocolate, bag of veggie scraps for broth, TJ's organic foursome

I think that's it...

ETA: I have peas & mushrooms in my fridge as well.

tomatoes, peppers, iceberg, avocado, carrots, spring onions, celery, spinach, applesauce, sundried tomatoes, mustard, jam, pesto, hummus, pitta bread, Heineken, blueberries, tofu, salsa, sunflower spread, soy milk

mushrooms, broccoli, tahini, blueberries,

If I were a better woman, my fridge wouldn't look like this:

Apples, Oranges, Avocado, Cabbage, Carrots, Mixed veggie tray, Onion, Mushrooms, Most of a bottle of red wine, Almond milk : Original, Eggs, Butter - unsalted, extra sharp cheddar cheese, Greek yogurt 2% fat, minced garlic, natural crunchy peanut butter, spinach, blueberries

Milk, sweet leaf peach tea(I gotta have it!) carrots,apples, grapes, broccoli, turkey, greek yogurt,hummus and frozen veggies...um and my husbands foods.. cheese sticks, frozen pizza,boneless breaded buffalo wings,pbj sammich things.. idk unhealthy things.

Body parts. I work in a morge