Legit reaons your S/O is an unsupportive douche

oregonzoo
oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
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*Giggles with glee and then gives me a high five when I eat my weight in Cheez-it's
*orders me a double scoop of ice cream because he feels like he ordered something too fattening
*Says stupid things like "I love you no matter how much you weigh"

Is he seriously trying to fatten me up like his prize pig?
The nerve! This is abuse and I won't take it. Totally unsupportive.

Oh yeah, and he even takes my kids for donuts on Sundays!
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  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    Just break up.
  • LaurenAOK
    LaurenAOK Posts: 2,475 Member
    Just break up.
  • Morninglory81
    Morninglory81 Posts: 1,190 Member
    Gets an extra large strawberry milkshake with whipped cream and chocolate sauce because it is my favorite and puts two straws in. Ready set go! It's a race to the bottom. :tongue:
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    He probably gets your weight in beer and bacon on your wedding day, gonzoo.
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    IN for cheez-its
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    what an unbelieveable douche....


    everyone knows cool ranch doritos > cheez its.

    duh
  • BigDaddyRonnie
    BigDaddyRonnie Posts: 506 Member
    Tell him to f off, because ultimately an S/O has:

    no right to an opinion
    didn't force feed those cheez-its
    may have ordered 2 scoops, but there's nothing saying you must eat both
    doesn't need to know the actual number of your weight., especially if you are not seen on the scale...

    The nerve of an S/O sometimes just plain urks me!
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    I bet he doesn't even withhold sex until you've lost a prerequisite amount of weight right? Wanker.
  • EmilyOfTheSun
    EmilyOfTheSun Posts: 1,548 Member
    I don't have an S/O.
    Problem solved!
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    His favorite words:

    Pizza
    IPA (technically my 3 favorite letters)
    Ice cream
    Beer

    Jerkwad is always pouring me an IPA with a perfect head on it. At the perfect temperature. And he expects me to NOT drink it??

    :angry:

    *gets up to pour beer*
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    *Says stupid things like "I love you no matter how much you weigh"

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  • carbons2k
    carbons2k Posts: 383 Member
    what an unbelieveable douche....


    everyone knows cool ranch doritos > cheez its.

    duh

    THIS!
  • miatine
    miatine Posts: 17 Member
    Mine says that he will love me no matter how much I weigh, and I don't think that is stupid. It doesn't ease my personal anxiety about my goals, but it does reassure me that he loves me for me, imperfections and all.

    I am going to be a bit of a devil's advocate here, but if you're serious about all of these things really bugging you, first of all, it isn't his fault that you ate the Cheez-it's. You don't have to eat the double scoop. Unless your kids might be facing weight issues, I don't think a Sunday donut is going to kill them. It does suck that he is unsupportive, but you have to have the strength and will power to do this on your own, for yourself. You've got it in you, you are here and it obviously matters to you. I can relate to you in that sometimes I am inclined to whine and blame, but in the end it all comes down to how you feel about yourself. Be awesome!!!
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
    Just break up.

    MURDER!!!!!!
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
    Finally gave into my desire to have him lift with me when he gets home! That jerk, does he want me to get bulky and manly? The nerve. Also he always makes sure I don't feel bad about going over my calories and chants 'Just do better tomorrow' constantly. Clearly he should heap shame upon me for my failings.
    :explode:
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    Just break up.

    MURDER!!!!!!

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  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    can I be one of your kids?
  • SugarBaby71
    SugarBaby71 Posts: 3,630 Member
    Considering trading mine in for one of these models.
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteous
    Sublimely_Self_Righteous Posts: 429
    You should not have sex with him.
  • Velum_cado
    Velum_cado Posts: 1,608 Member
    DTMFA
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    come move in with ME! (bring the cheez-its) <3
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    Aghghgh!!!!! She just offered me a beer!


    Oh, and the whipped cream on naught bits isn't helping either. That stuff is soooo fattening!
  • anj1030
    anj1030 Posts: 153 Member
    Just break up.

    MURDER!!!!!!

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    This may have just made my day.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    *Says stupid things like "I love you no matter how much you weigh"


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  • StarChanger
    StarChanger Posts: 605 Member
    * I ask him to buy me fresh almonds, hazelnuts, etc....and he brings home 10 pounds. And eats them all by the next day.
    * He makes me help move mulch all weekend, to make my beautiful garden more beautiful...and causes me to gain 5 lbs in water weight!
    * He tells me he loves me all the time....pssha, whatever. Everyone knows he's just trying to get into my pants
    * He cooks, and cleans, and vacuums, and folds clothes because he thinks that will win him some sort of brownie points or something....to get into my pants.
    * He weighs the food he cooks me down to the ounce....but then he EATS a piece of it and messes up my diary for the WHOLE WEEK!!!!!

    What a douche-noodle!
  • MzManiak
    MzManiak Posts: 1,361 Member
    He always brings me my favorite beer- Mickey's

    He keeps offering to take me out to dinner so I don't have to cook...

    Rudeness I tell ya! How dare he! :laugh:
  • yo_andi
    yo_andi Posts: 2,178 Member
    Swung by for spousal abuse. Staying for the donuts.
  • mbouf94
    mbouf94 Posts: 31 Member
    Just break up.

    MURDER!!!!!!

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    LMAO ^^
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    You should not have sex with him.

    That's like the ultimate shun
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    You should not have sex with him.

    That comes after marriage.

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