Legit reaons your S/O is an unsupportive douche
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~Tells me that the new Krispy Kreme opened up and that the hot light is on. Gives me cash. Tells me he doesn't want anything, so it's all for me.
~"I love you no matter what you weigh," The hell is it with these guys?!
~"You're not fat. You look great just the way you are"
~"That outfit looks good on you. You're gorgeous."
Seriously? I know I look like a cow in that dress. Only a total douche tells you that you look gorgeous when you clearly bare resemblance to the Stay Puft marshmallow man.0 -
My soon to be ex S/O was a douche because after losing 140 pounds (before I ever even met him) he watched every bite of food I put into my mouth, you know, just in case I decided to get fat again. Oh, and because I have a small bit of loose skin on my arms and tummy (it's really not too bad considering how much I've lost), he found it necessary to tell me I'm repulsive and deformed. And "disgusting" he liked to use that word a lot. And that is why the divorce papers are now in process!
*editing to add- well crap it looks like I'm the only one who didn't make a joke....:sad:0 -
hookers and blow?0
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can I be one of your kids?
Trusting you are potty trained? If so hell yes~!0 -
I bet he doesn't even withhold sex until you've lost a prerequisite amount of weight right? Wanker.
WHAT!?! Do men do that??0 -
My soon to be ex S/O was a douche because after losing 140 pounds (before I ever even met him) he watched every bite of food I put into my mouth, you know, just in case I decided to get fat again. Oh, and because I have a small bit of loose skin on my arms and tummy (it's really not too bad considering how much I've lost), he found it necessary to tell me I'm repulsive and deformed. And "disgusting" he liked to use that word a lot. And that is why the divorce papers are now in process!
Wait --> your S/O the person who loves and supports you (supposedly) said these things to you......
Dump him. Give no explanation. It isn't necessary.
Your love should make you feel good not bad/ support you/ encourage you (with love) to be you and love you for it.0 -
His favorite words:
Pizza
IPA (technically my 3 favorite letters)
Ice cream
Beer
Jerkwad is always pouring me an IPA with a perfect head on it. At the perfect temperature. And he expects me to NOT drink it??
*gets up to pour beer*
You said "perfect head"......
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I bet he doesn't even withhold sex until you've lost a prerequisite amount of weight right? Wanker.
WHAT!?! Do men do that??
Oh yeah, men withhold sex all the time. We use it as a tool to get what we want from you sex crazed women.
On a side note, I have these magic beans......0 -
You said "perfect head"......
*snort*
This made ME *snort*!! Ha!0 -
"You're not overweight, you just have big bones. Here, try some of this fettucine alfredo."0
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His favorite words:
Pizza
IPA (technically my 3 favorite letters)
Ice cream
Beer
Jerkwad is always pouring me an IPA with a perfect head on it. At the perfect temperature. And he expects me to NOT drink it??
*gets up to pour beer*
You said "perfect head"......
*snort*
I woman that reads that post and pulls "perfect head" out as the only thing she saw..... I am totally offended.
Please marry me.
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OR when he goes and gets taco bell while your sitting in the car next to him and constantly comments on how good the food is while you sit there and smell it lol yep..he does stuff like this all the time haha0
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His favorite words:
Pizza
IPA (technically my 3 favorite letters)
Ice cream
Beer
Jerkwad is always pouring me an IPA with a perfect head on it. At the perfect temperature. And he expects me to NOT drink it??
*gets up to pour beer*
You said "perfect head"......
*snort*
hahahahaha that's all I noticed from that post too... What a perv. :laugh:0 -
I bet he doesn't even withhold sex until you've lost a prerequisite amount of weight right? Wanker.
WHAT!?! Do men do that??
Oh yeah, men withhold sex all the time. We use it as a tool to get what we want from you sex crazed women.
On a side note, I have these magic beans......
Hubs has magic beans too. That's why withholding sex is so effective.0 -
He can't help it if his hash brownies are award winning!0
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Wait, legit reasons? So these are reasons you are fine with and that he's legitimately in the right to do this? Your title confuses me. If it's legit, then why is he a douche?
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I bet he doesn't even withhold sex until you've lost a prerequisite amount of weight right? Wanker.
WHAT!?! Do men do that??
Oh yeah, men withhold sex all the time. We use it as a tool to get what we want from you sex crazed women.
On a side note, I have these magic beans......
My husband tried that once. We sat around glaring at each other for about 30 minutes, while I went "What do you mean no?". Weirdest 30 minutes of my life.0 -
OMG, I can do this? I should have thought of this long ago. :laugh: Nah, I like the sexy time too muchI bet he doesn't even withhold sex until you've lost a prerequisite amount of weight right? Wanker.0 -
When I'm doing home exercise videos my husband will walk into the room and cheer me on. Usually it's when I'm in an awkward position and he yells "get it! get it! get them ****ers", which totally throws me off because I'm laughing too hard to continue. :grumble:
He'll also wait until I only have like 200-300 calories left for the day and then decide he wants pizza for supper. :sad: So now I just hide leftover pizza in the fridge in the vegetable drawer, so he doesn't eat it all before I can have some for breakfast. I also hide soda cans in there too or else he'd devour them all.
He also likes to surprise me with those giant king snickers bars. :noway: So I hide those in the freezer (if I wait to long to eat it, he'll rescind the offer and gobble it all up). lol0 -
I bet he doesn't even withhold sex until you've lost a prerequisite amount of weight right? Wanker.
WHAT!?! Do men do that??
Oh yeah, men withhold sex all the time. We use it as a tool to get what we want from you sex crazed women.
On a side note, I have these magic beans......
Hubs has magic beans too. That's why withholding sex is so effective.
If you hit him right in the Magic Beans, he'll be withholding better than a tax accountant for a LONG time.0 -
When I'm doing home exercise videos my husband will walk into the room and cheer me on. Usually it's when I'm in an awkward position and he yells "get it! get it! get them ****ers", which totally throws me off because I'm laughing too hard to continue. :grumble:
He'll also wait until I only have like 200-300 calories left for the day and then decide he wants pizza for supper. :sad: So now I just hide leftover pizza in the fridge in the vegetable drawer, so he doesn't eat it all before I can have some for breakfast. I also hide soda cans in there too or else he'd devour them all.
He also likes to surprise me with those giant king snickers bars. :noway: So I hide those in the freezer (if I wait to long to eat it, he'll rescind the offer and gobble it all up). lol
I used to hide chocolate in with the veggies and water bottles. I tried the freezer too! He always finds them.0 -
How dare he not attach conditions for his love to some arbitrary number on a scale! The nerve!*Says stupid things like "I love you no matter how much you weigh"
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When I'm doing home exercise videos my husband will walk into the room and cheer me on. Usually it's when I'm in an awkward position and he yells "get it! get it! get them ****ers", which totally throws me off because I'm laughing too hard to continue. :grumble:
He'll also wait until I only have like 200-300 calories left for the day and then decide he wants pizza for supper. :sad: So now I just hide leftover pizza in the fridge in the vegetable drawer, so he doesn't eat it all before I can have some for breakfast. I also hide soda cans in there too or else he'd devour them all.
He also likes to surprise me with those giant king snickers bars. :noway: So I hide those in the freezer (if I wait to long to eat it, he'll rescind the offer and gobble it all up). lol
Now I know where to stash the chocolate! He doesn't go near the veggie drawer. Hehehe :devil:
Speaking of which, he'll come home from wherever he was (he works from home so whenever he comes home from meetings or on-site work) with "supplies" for the weekend....meaning candy bars and soda. @$$hole!!:laugh:0 -
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* I ask him to buy me fresh almonds, hazelnuts, etc....and he brings home 10 pounds. And eats them all by the next day.
* He makes me help move mulch all weekend, to make my beautiful garden more beautiful...and causes me to gain 5 lbs in water weight!
* He tells me he loves me all the time....pssha, whatever. Everyone knows he's just trying to get into my pants
* He cooks, and cleans, and vacuums, and folds clothes because he thinks that will win him some sort of brownie points or something....to get into my pants.
* He weighs the food he cooks me down to the ounce....but then he EATS a piece of it and messes up my diary for the WHOLE WEEK!!!!!
What a douche-noodle!
douche-noodle! I love it! hahaha0 -
....as opposed to be a supportive douche?
What kind of person would call their mate a douche?0 -
....as opposed to be a supportive douche?
What kind of person would call their mate a douche?
The kind with an unsupportive douche for a mate ... of course, if you read between the lines, in most cases you'll find that the comments are tongue in cheek.0 -
....as opposed to be a supportive douche?
What kind of person would call their mate a douche?
The kind with an unsupportive douche for a mate ... of course, if you read between the lines, in most cases you'll find that the comments are tongue in cheek.
Now this here is funny.0 -
C'mon roadie. I thought you were better than to not get clear satire.....as opposed to be a supportive douche?
What kind of person would call their mate a douche?0 -
Before me and my husband broke up, he wouldn't let me go to the gym.. always took me out to eat etc. He was afraid if I got too fit I would leave him. Now there's a DOUCHE!0
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