I hate being pasty white...

_noob_
_noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
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but not as much as I do tanning...

too white to see my muscles /#firstworldproblems

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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    :yawn:

    You're not trying hard enough! :grumble:
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    lay directly on the sun. Problem solved.
  • InvisibleOne_
    InvisibleOne_ Posts: 10
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  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
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  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    I started to tan this year for the first time (by accident). After 40 years of glowing in the dark, I'm surprised that it was even possible. I'm pretty sure I'm going to explode.
  • healthyandfitgirl14
    healthyandfitgirl14 Posts: 413 Member
    i feel you. #whitegirlprobz
  • CrankMeUp
    CrankMeUp Posts: 2,860 Member
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    :flowerforyou:
  • creech6317
    creech6317 Posts: 869 Member
    I used to hate being so blindingly white too. :grumble:
    Until I got the tattoo's on my leg. Now the white skin shows off all of the pretty colors in my tattoo and I am ok with the whiteness.:love:
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    2/10, try harder noob.
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
    I used to hate being so blindingly white too.
    Until I got the tattoo's on my leg. Now the white skin shows off all of the pretty colors in my tattoo and I am ok with the whiteness.

    I should be able to pull that off with my body hair in a few years. I still have patches that need to thicken on my back and abs.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
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    :heart: this gif!
  • kiwigal41
    kiwigal41 Posts: 1,059
    Do you live in Canada?????? If so, then it's no wonder you're pasty white.......after all, it is winter up here for at least six months of the year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:(
  • thesupremeforce
    thesupremeforce Posts: 1,206 Member
    I only ever minded when I'd venture out into the sun and my skin would burst into flames.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    I used to hate having pasty-white glow-in-the-dark skin, until I moved the the middle east/gulf region and discovered that it was full of beautiful, olive-skinned women who wanted to be as pale as me.

    fact is in the west, they sell pale skinned women sunbeds, fake tan and tanning lotion and the idea that olive/tanned skin is better

    in the east they sell olive and brown skinned women skin lightening lotions and creams, and the idea that pasty-white skin is better

    That was a wake-up call. Now I appreciate what I've got. All skin colours are beautiful.
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
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  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
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    Strong first post! :flowerforyou:
  • JingleMuffin
    JingleMuffin Posts: 543 Member
    I'm super pale and my tattoos are so bright people always say something. besides that and my good credit score are the only perks of being white to me.
  • Svolt
    Svolt Posts: 284 Member
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  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    Try fake tan. Orange is all the rage.
  • edge_dragoncaller
    edge_dragoncaller Posts: 826 Member
    I'm so pale that my wife calls the underside of my arms a Fish Belly.

    Thankfully, I have freckles...they break up the glare of my Whiteness
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
    Pasty women > all other women
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
    Try fake tan. Orange is all the rage.

    yeah, me and orange anything don't get along.
  • Swaggasaurus_Rexx
    Swaggasaurus_Rexx Posts: 7
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  • honey_bee_keysha
    honey_bee_keysha Posts: 773 Member
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    OMG This Gif just made my day.
  • solarpower4
    solarpower4 Posts: 250 Member
    I only ever minded when I'd venture out into the sun and my skin would burst into flames.

    DITTO! Skin cancer is ugly no matter what the underlying skin color is.
  • Swaggasaurus_Rexx
    Swaggasaurus_Rexx Posts: 7
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  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    you know what you have to do. man up! ...and practice your duckface.

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  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    I don't tan...my freckles connect
  • Rosplosion
    Rosplosion Posts: 739 Member
    Pasty women > all other women

    Yesir.

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  • peachfigs
    peachfigs Posts: 831 Member
    Pasty women > all other women

    Yesir.

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    Team Pale any day.

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