oatmeal "pizza"
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BrainyBurro
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1) cook oatmeal (whole oats or instant, per your preference)
2) spread cooked oatmeal in a round pan
3) let air dry for 48-72 hours, or until it hardens
4) with a pizza cutter, cut into wedge-shaped slices
5) close your eyes
6) raise wedge-shaped slice to your mouth
7) in your mind, imagine that it's pizza
8) bite and chew
:drinker:
nom nom nom.
2) spread cooked oatmeal in a round pan
3) let air dry for 48-72 hours, or until it hardens
4) with a pizza cutter, cut into wedge-shaped slices
5) close your eyes
6) raise wedge-shaped slice to your mouth
7) in your mind, imagine that it's pizza
8) bite and chew
:drinker:
nom nom nom.
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In for the inevitable butt hurt0
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In for the inevitable butt hurt
as long as you eat sufficient fiber (such as oatmeal "pizza"), you shouldn't have to worry about butt hurt. :huh:0 -
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Mmm! That sounds like it would taste just like the pizza I had in Italy! I can't wait to try this.0
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I've made doormats this way. The squirrels seemed to like them.0
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I prefer this, at least it can "look" like "pizza"...
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I'm gonna go make this now because in 2 or 3 days I might want either pizza or oatmeal. Double bonus!0
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I've made doormats this way. The squirrels seemed to like them.
yes, this recipe also works as oatmeal "doormats", as well as oatmeal "stucco patches".0 -
In the name of all pizzas I am both offended and butthurt.0
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I prefer this, at least it can "look" like "pizza"...
now i'm hungry... Play Doh for dinner tonight!
wait... does anyone know if Play Doh is "clean"?0 -
Delicious Spinach Chocolate Chip Cookies!
Ingredients:
2 cups of spinach
2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup (2 sticks) butter, softened
3/4 cup granulated sugar
3/4 cup packed brown sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
2 large eggs
2 cups chocolate chips
1 beer
Instructions:
1. Preheat oven to 375
2. Throw away spinach
3. Combine flour, baking soda and salt in small bowl. Beat butter, granulated sugar, brown sugar and vanilla extract in large mixer bowl until creamy. Add eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition. Gradually beat in flour mixture. Stir in morsels and nuts. Drop by rounded tablespoon onto ungreased baking sheets.
4. Bake for 9 to 11 minutes or until golden brown.
5. Crack open a beer while you wait
6. Enjoy Spinach Chocolate Chip Cookies!0 -
It's probably better than this cauliflower base nonsense.0
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Delicious Spinach Chocolate Chip Cookies!
Ingredients:
2 cups of spinach
2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup (2 sticks) butter, softened
3/4 cup granulated sugar
3/4 cup packed brown sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
2 large eggs
2 cups chocolate chips
1 beer
Instructions:
1. Preheat oven to 375
1. Throw away spinach
2. Combine flour, baking soda and salt in small bowl. Beat butter, granulated sugar, brown sugar and vanilla extract in large mixer bowl until creamy. Add eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition. Gradually beat in flour mixture. Stir in morsels and nuts. Drop by rounded tablespoon onto ungreased baking sheets.
3. Bake for 9 to 11 minutes or until golden brown.
4. Crack open a beer while you wait
5. Enjoy Spinach Chocolate Chip Cookies!
:drinker:0 -
Delicious Spinach Chocolate Chip Cookies!
Ingredients:
2 cups of spinach
2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup (2 sticks) butter, softened
3/4 cup granulated sugar
3/4 cup packed brown sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
2 large eggs
2 cups chocolate chips
1 beer
Instructions:
1. Preheat oven to 375
2. Throw away spinach
3. Combine flour, baking soda and salt in small bowl. Beat butter, granulated sugar, brown sugar and vanilla extract in large mixer bowl until creamy. Add eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition. Gradually beat in flour mixture. Stir in morsels and nuts. Drop by rounded tablespoon onto ungreased baking sheets.
4. Bake for 9 to 11 minutes or until golden brown.
5. Crack open a beer while you wait
6. Enjoy Spinach Chocolate Chip Cookies!
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I prefer this, at least it can "look" like "pizza"...
now i'm hungry... Play Doh for dinner tonight!
wait... does anyone know if Play Doh is "clean"?
Pretty sure it's considered clean eating. You can even make your own so you know the ingredients:
1 cup flour
1 cup water
2 tsp. cream of tarter
1/3 cup salt
1 TBS vegetable oil
food coloring
http://domesticsuperhero.com/2013/03/28/the-best-homemade-playdough-recipe/0 -
I prefer this, at least it can "look" like "pizza"...
now i'm hungry... Play Doh for dinner tonight!
wait... does anyone know if Play Doh is "clean"?
Pretty sure it's considered clean eating. You can even make your own so you know the ingredients:
1 cup flour
1 cup water
2 tsp. cream of tarter
1/3 cup salt
1 TBS vegetable oil
food coloring
http://domesticsuperhero.com/2013/03/28/the-best-homemade-playdough-recipe/
great news... guilt-free burgers and fries are back on the menu!
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Some of the cauliflower-based recipes are okay, with one slight modification: I cook them on a wooden board. When it's done cooking, I throw away the cauliflower-based junk and eat the board. Tastes pretty much the same, but has more fiber.It's probably better than this cauliflower base nonsense.0 -
Pretty sure it's considered clean eating. You can even make your own so you know the ingredients:
1 cup flour
1 cup water
2 tsp. cream of tarter
1/3 cup salt
1 TBS vegetable oil
food coloring
WRONG!
1 cup flour - PROCESSED
1 cup water - CHEMICAL
2 tsp. cream of tarter - CREAM = DAIRY = PUS AND STUFF
1/3 cup salt - SODIUM IS CRYSTALLIZED EVIL
1 TBS vegetable oil - FAT MAKES YOU FAT
food coloring - CANCER
The only way you could make it any worse is to cook it in the microwave aka deathbox!0 -
Pretty sure it's considered clean eating. You can even make your own so you know the ingredients:
1 cup flour
1 cup water
2 tsp. cream of tarter
1/3 cup salt
1 TBS vegetable oil
food coloring
WRONG!
1 cup flour - PROCESSED
1 cup water - CHEMICAL
2 tsp. cream of tarter - CREAM = DAIRY = PUS AND STUFF
1/3 cup salt - SODIUM IS CRYSTALLIZED EVIL
1 TBS vegetable oil - FAT MAKES YOU FAT
food coloring - CANCER
The only way you could make it any worse is to cook it in the microwave aka deathbox!
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