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    Man In Coma After Eating 413 Red Lobster Biscuits

    Posts: 154 Member
    edited January 27 in Chit-Chat
    http://www.rockcitytimes.com/local-man-coma-eating-413-red-lobster-biscuits/

    This food writer, Kevin Shalin, ate 413 Cheddar Bay biscuits in one sitting!! Slathered with butter of course. Each biscuit is about 150 calories. So that's 61950 calories in just biscuits!! That's not even including all the butter, which equals about 51.5 sticks!! In just one sitting!! That's insane!!


    I'm just glad the guy is okay, but wow, I think we have a new Darwin Award champion right here,

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    • Posts: 733 Member
      Why in the hell would someone do that?

      Never understood gluttony
    • Posts: 379 Member
      Send me some biscuits.
    • Posts: 271 Member
      Wow! I can't imagine being able to do that.
    • Posts: 6,573 Member
      Poor man needs some help. He should come here.
    • Posts: 1,331 Member
      and those are good to
    • Posts: 3,636 Member
      Why in the hell would someone do that?

      Never understood gluttony
      I second this: WHY? What possible Purpose could there be to do this?
    • Posts: 1,084 Member
      If I was going to pick a way to die......
    • Posts: 154 Member
      I totally have a craving for red lobster biscuits now lol
    • Posts: 2
      it's a satire article :(
    • Posts: 2,197 Member
      I just went there for the first time this weekend.
    • Posts: 3,636 Member
      :noway: OK, I read the article and I am mostly just Sad for his idiocy in doing that, but I am also a little angry because it reinforces the Belief (and I know I may get Blasted for this) that you Cannot Make Good Choices at places like Red Lobster or Golden Corral. The Restaurants Do Not MAKE you eat like a Glutton or a Prisoner on his way to the Electric Chair.
      I do eat at Red Lobster, Golden Corral, and even {gasp!} MCDONALDS!! But I am VERY Choosy in what I order. Let's stop Blaming the Restaurants and lay the RESPONSIBILITY where it Belongs.
    • Posts: 100 Member
      it's a satire article :(

      Indeed. Many giveaways there,...but the gem must be linking to the article: "Golden Corral Becomes the Little Rock Area’s Top Upscale Restaurant". Then again, it may be true about Golden Corral. After all, we are talking about Little Rock here. :wink:
    • Posts: 172 Member
      Poor guy :-/
    • Posts: 18,874 Member
      Given the tagline of the Rock City Times is "Arkansas 2nd most unreliable news source", I'd say this is a joke.

      Especially given that, in other news - "Jewelry Store Now Offers Women a Free Shotgun and Shovel with Wedding Ring Trade-In"
    • Posts: 19,251 Member
      SATIRE folks. :happy:
    • Posts: 1,186 Member
      SATIRE folks. :happy:

      Yes, it's satire but the math is staggering. 144k mg of sodium.

      But really? Do you think there is a chance that you could get 413 cheese biscuits at Red Lobster. When they dole them out like 2 or 3 at a time. It would literally take hours and hours to get that many biscuits.

      But it makes me wonder. The record for hot dogs at Nathan's July 4th contest is 68 in 10 minutes. That is 27,880 mg of sodium in 10 minutes. What in the hell does that do to your body?
    • Posts: 1,384 Member
      :noway: OK, I read the article and I am mostly just Sad for his idiocy in doing that, but I am also a little angry because it reinforces the Belief (and I know I may get Blasted for this) that you Cannot Make Good Choices at places like Red Lobster or Golden Corral. The Restaurants Do Not MAKE you eat like a Glutton or a Prisoner on his way to the Electric Chair.
      I do eat at Red Lobster, Golden Corral, and even {gasp!} MCDONALDS!! But I am VERY Choosy in what I order. Let's stop Blaming the Restaurants and lay the RESPONSIBILITY where it Belongs.

      You raise great points and I agree with you... but this article is fake. Just fyi. It's a joke :)
    • Posts: 1,606 Member
      I know this is a joke, but wanted to say this. Sam's Club sells a big @$$ bag of CBB mix! :noway: I literally RUN past that aisle to avoid even 'making eye contact' with the end cap!
    • Posts: 304
      He is a champ !
    • Posts: 887 Member
      He could had eaten 4, puked it back up, ate it againthen repeated a 100 times. Better strategy.
    • Posts: 612 Member
      http://www.rockcitytimes.com/local-man-coma-eating-413-red-lobster-biscuits/

      This food writer, Kevin Shalin, ate 413 Cheddar Bay biscuits in one sitting!! Slathered with butter of course. Each biscuit is about 150 calories. So that's 61950 calories in just biscuits!! That's not even including all the butter, which equals about 51.5 sticks!! In just one sitting!! That's insane!!


      I'm just glad the guy is okay, but wow, I think we have a new Darwin Award champion right here,

      Now if only he stayed in that coma...
    • Posts: 6,129 Member
      it's a satire article :(

      exactly. i can't believe anyone took this seriously.

      you couldn't physically fit 413 "biscuits" in you in one sitting. that's like trying to stuff an elephant into a bucket.
    • Posts: 6,129 Member
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      Yes, it's satire but the math is staggering. 144k mg of sodium.

      But really? Do you think there is a chance that you could get 413 cheese biscuits at Red Lobster. When they dole them out like 2 or 3 at a time. It would literally take hours and hours to get that many biscuits.

      But it makes me wonder. The record for hot dogs at Nathan's July 4th contest is 68 in 10 minutes. That is 27,880 mg of sodium in 10 minutes. What in the hell does that do to your body?

      i think they vomit those out soon after the contest.

      there was a recent story about a fraternity pledge forced to chug a giant bottle of soy sauce. apparently you can slip into a coma from hypernatremia and possibly die due to brain swelling.

      http://www.theindychannel.com/news/u-s-world/fraternity-pledge-survives-soy-sauce-overdose-that-left-him-in-a-coma-for-3-days
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    • Posts: 253 Member
      In an early morning update hospital officials state that they have drained approximately 2 gallons of butter already and expect him to make a full recovery once the rest is clear.

      I almost believed it til I read that bit, love me some satire :laugh:
    • Posts: 6,998 Member
      My own personal record is 7. I'm looking to beat it.
    • Posts: 7,246 Member
      Was it for Guiness book of records or some reality or youtube show?
      Ppl do some strange things but I hope he comes out of it ok and won't
      do things this dumb again .. I do think those bisquits from RLs are good. :)
    • Posts: 1,186 Member
      But what a way to go..

      Also, that is a satire site.

      That's why I prefer to get my news from a reliable news source.

      Like The Onion. :wink:
    • Posts: 540 Member
      Love me some Red Lobster, yessir!!
    • Posts: 4,697 Member
      I would do something like that.
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