Man In Coma After Eating 413 Red Lobster Biscuits
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This food writer, Kevin Shalin, ate 413 Cheddar Bay biscuits in one sitting!! Slathered with butter of course. Each biscuit is about 150 calories. So that's 61950 calories in just biscuits!! That's not even including all the butter, which equals about 51.5 sticks!! In just one sitting!! That's insane!!
I'm just glad the guy is okay, but wow, I think we have a new Darwin Award champion right here,
This food writer, Kevin Shalin, ate 413 Cheddar Bay biscuits in one sitting!! Slathered with butter of course. Each biscuit is about 150 calories. So that's 61950 calories in just biscuits!! That's not even including all the butter, which equals about 51.5 sticks!! In just one sitting!! That's insane!!
I'm just glad the guy is okay, but wow, I think we have a new Darwin Award champion right here,
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Why in the hell would someone do that?
Never understood gluttony0 -
Send me some biscuits.0
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Wow! I can't imagine being able to do that.0
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Poor man needs some help. He should come here.0
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and those are good to0
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Why in the hell would someone do that?
Never understood gluttony0 -
If I was going to pick a way to die......0
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I totally have a craving for red lobster biscuits now lol0
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it's a satire article0
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I just went there for the first time this weekend.0
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:noway: OK, I read the article and I am mostly just Sad for his idiocy in doing that, but I am also a little angry because it reinforces the Belief (and I know I may get Blasted for this) that you Cannot Make Good Choices at places like Red Lobster or Golden Corral. The Restaurants Do Not MAKE you eat like a Glutton or a Prisoner on his way to the Electric Chair.
I do eat at Red Lobster, Golden Corral, and even {gasp!} MCDONALDS!! But I am VERY Choosy in what I order. Let's stop Blaming the Restaurants and lay the RESPONSIBILITY where it Belongs.0 -
it's a satire article
Indeed. Many giveaways there,...but the gem must be linking to the article: "Golden Corral Becomes the Little Rock Area’s Top Upscale Restaurant". Then again, it may be true about Golden Corral. After all, we are talking about Little Rock here.0 -
Poor guy :-/0
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Given the tagline of the Rock City Times is "Arkansas 2nd most unreliable news source", I'd say this is a joke.
Especially given that, in other news - "Jewelry Store Now Offers Women a Free Shotgun and Shovel with Wedding Ring Trade-In"0 -
SATIRE folks. :happy:0
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SATIRE folks. :happy:
Yes, it's satire but the math is staggering. 144k mg of sodium.
But really? Do you think there is a chance that you could get 413 cheese biscuits at Red Lobster. When they dole them out like 2 or 3 at a time. It would literally take hours and hours to get that many biscuits.
But it makes me wonder. The record for hot dogs at Nathan's July 4th contest is 68 in 10 minutes. That is 27,880 mg of sodium in 10 minutes. What in the hell does that do to your body?0 -
:noway: OK, I read the article and I am mostly just Sad for his idiocy in doing that, but I am also a little angry because it reinforces the Belief (and I know I may get Blasted for this) that you Cannot Make Good Choices at places like Red Lobster or Golden Corral. The Restaurants Do Not MAKE you eat like a Glutton or a Prisoner on his way to the Electric Chair.
I do eat at Red Lobster, Golden Corral, and even {gasp!} MCDONALDS!! But I am VERY Choosy in what I order. Let's stop Blaming the Restaurants and lay the RESPONSIBILITY where it Belongs.
You raise great points and I agree with you... but this article is fake. Just fyi. It's a joke0 -
I know this is a joke, but wanted to say this. Sam's Club sells a big @$$ bag of CBB mix! :noway: I literally RUN past that aisle to avoid even 'making eye contact' with the end cap!0
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He is a champ !0
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He could had eaten 4, puked it back up, ate it againthen repeated a 100 times. Better strategy.0
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