True or False

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  • lilyhel
    lilyhel Posts: 77
    True.

    TNP usually has eggs for breakfast
  • kar328
    kar328 Posts: 4,159 Member
    False, but it is one of the main choices for me.

    TNP has sent a text within the last ten minutes
  • onwarddownward
    onwarddownward Posts: 1,683 Member
    False.

    TNP hates green jello!
  • Codename_Duchess
    Codename_Duchess Posts: 2,042 Member
    False. I LOVE green jello! :D

    TNP has to pee.
  • allenhandley
    allenhandley Posts: 134 Member
    False

    TNP did not work out today
  • BigBrunette
    BigBrunette Posts: 1,543 Member
    True.

    TNP is wearing jeans.
  • RN514
    RN514 Posts: 1,107 Member
    False...scrub pants! :)

    TNP has painted nails.
  • Codename_Duchess
    Codename_Duchess Posts: 2,042 Member
    If toe nails count, true!


    TNP needs to buy more whey.
  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
    True - Running low

    TNP gets paid this week
  • Codename_Duchess
    Codename_Duchess Posts: 2,042 Member
    True, & I can't wait! :laugh:


    TNP pushes it. Pushes it real good.
  • Samiamy2k
    Samiamy2k Posts: 50
    True. The right tool for the job, I always say.

    TNP likes naughty jokes.
  • Codename_Duchess
    Codename_Duchess Posts: 2,042 Member
    True. I like corny ones, too.

    Like -- Why do elephants paint their toenails? So they can hide in the m & m's!

    Have you ever seen an elephant in a bag of m & m's? They hide good, huh?

    My nephew thinks that's hilarious.


    TNP will tell us a joke.
  • leebesstoad
    leebesstoad Posts: 1,186 Member
    True -- I may have posted this one already, but it's a goodie. So here goes:

    In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

    The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?' She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.' The defense attorney nearly died.

    The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,

    'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.

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    TNP is up way past their bed time.
  • nblais06
    nblais06 Posts: 376 Member
    True- im at work and have to be im working over night shift

    TNP: You will have some kind of junk food today
  • LiftBigtoGetFit
    LiftBigtoGetFit Posts: 3,399 Member
    Probably True...

    TNP - will dream of sugar plums and fairies when they go to sleep
  • SAH1906
    SAH1906 Posts: 60 Member
    False. I don't do fairies unless its for my daughter. More like thinking about work. ugh.

    TNP is a fan of college football... and LOVES or HATES the Alabama Crimson Tide! ( I love em of course!)
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    True! :) Michigan Wolverines baby!

    TNP is counting down the days to a vacation.
  • Codename_Duchess
    Codename_Duchess Posts: 2,042 Member
    False, but I should put in for one.


    TNP feels like going back to sleep & shutting the world out for two more hours.
  • BigBrunette
    BigBrunette Posts: 1,543 Member
    True. Always true.

    TNP will have fast food for lunch.
  • Codename_Duchess
    Codename_Duchess Posts: 2,042 Member
    False! I'm about to go make my lazy butt a turkey sammich. XD

    TNP doesn't like when people say "sammich."
  • BigBrunette
    BigBrunette Posts: 1,543 Member
    False. I like sammiches!

    TNP likes turkey, but not turkey bacon.
  • Codename_Duchess
    Codename_Duchess Posts: 2,042 Member
    Don't think I've tried turkey bacon. I did try ground turkey, it's not so bad. (:


    TNP gets confused easily.
  • Katrioustu
    Katrioustu Posts: 2,461 Member
    Truish.... I wouldn't say easily, but depending on the situation, it can happen fast.

    TNP is single.
  • BigBrunette
    BigBrunette Posts: 1,543 Member
    False.

    TNP has kids.
  • SAH1906
    SAH1906 Posts: 60 Member
    ABSOLUTELY! Two 8 and 3 Love em to DEATH.

    TNP... Has lost over 20 pounds
  • leebesstoad
    leebesstoad Posts: 1,186 Member
    True. Not only have I lost them, I'm not looking to find them again either.

    It's sunny where the TNP is right this moment.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    True. And REALLY hot.

    You are eating while typing.
  • leebesstoad
    leebesstoad Posts: 1,186 Member
    False. I've been too sick to eat much and too tired and lazy to get up and get anything anyway.

    TNP is going out of town this weekend.
  • BigBrunette
    BigBrunette Posts: 1,543 Member
    False.

    TNP will celebrate the Fourth of July.
  • SAH1906
    SAH1906 Posts: 60 Member
    Yep! Taking the kids to Grandma and Grandpa's!

    TNP is reading this message board but SHOULD be working! LOL
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