Name one thing you are NO longer allowed to do and why?

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  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
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    I'm no longer allowed near Jon Stewart's house. Apparently he didn't realized that we're going to get married... :grumble:

    Oh, and I found out a while ago that it's frowned upon to drive really close to somebody who is driving way to slow. Ya know, "creates dangerous driving situation" and all that jazz...
  • citygirl04
    citygirl04 Posts: 286 Member
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    Be friends with an ex because according to him it's all or nothing.
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
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    Watch internet porn before breakfast... apparently its "just not right"??

    Soooo... now there's a designated time for these things? Why was I not notified?
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
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    I've been forbidden from pointing out a certain person's or persons' blatant stupidity to them. Because our 'couple's counselor' said so. Just because they're stupid, I don't need to point it out, no matter how funny it might be.
  • Rosplosion
    Rosplosion Posts: 739 Member
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    No longer allowed to have sex outisde my marriage. Not even with chicks! Seriously?
  • MaryJane_8810002
    MaryJane_8810002 Posts: 2,082 Member
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    Eat meat and dairy. For some reason it makes me smell bad.:angry:
  • THoff2206
    THoff2206 Posts: 25
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    I'm not allowed to people watch, I've been told it's rude.
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
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    No longer allowed to have sex outisde my marriage. Not even with chicks! Seriously?

    Well, there goes my plan for next weekend...
  • RebeccaHite
    RebeccaHite Posts: 187 Member
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    No more Alcohol by body doesn't tolerate it anymore ~
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
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    And I'm not allowed to bench press my neighbor's cat anymore. One of those "social norm" things.


    psst, I'm pretty sure "social norm" is just a code name for "kill-joy."
  • MsEndomorph
    MsEndomorph Posts: 604 Member
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    Watch internet porn before breakfast... apparently its "just not right"??

    I'm not allowed to drink wine before breakfast. Feel your pain.

    I'm also banned from board games. Something about cheating and screaming and unsportsmanlike conduct. Or something
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
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    Watch internet porn before breakfast... apparently its "just not right"??

    I'm not allowed to drink wine before breakfast. Feel your pain.

    I'm also banned from board games. Something about cheating and screaming and unsportsmanlike conduct. Or something

    Do you also get violent during Life? That *kitten* is frustrating!

    Gah, MFP and your censoring!
  • SummerLovesPhil
    SummerLovesPhil Posts: 242 Member
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    I am not allowed to wear shorts. Something about "blinding innocent bystanders with vampire whiteness." Pffft.

    Hey, I know that color. I actually disappear in bright sunlight.

    I'm not allowed to buy any more yarn until I finish knitting what I have. But then my stash would be gone and I'd descend into nervous fits because I had no yarn in the house.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,680 Member
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    Get free passwords for paying porn sites. Why? Because I'm supposed to pay.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal/Group FitnessTrainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • DancesWithBirds
    DancesWithBirds Posts: 25 Member
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    I'm not allowed to walk downstairs in my underwear. So says my 6 year old.
  • salt160
    salt160 Posts: 44
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    Not allowed east of the Mississippi. apparently there are certain thing that are just not tolerated there.
  • beautifulmess87
    beautifulmess87 Posts: 41 Member
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    Drink Tequila (quervo gold to be exact.)
    Unless Im with my Best Friend and she knows ahead of time that shes gotta watch me :)
  • faceoff4
    faceoff4 Posts: 1,599 Member
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    play competitive ice hockey due to too many concussions. Had to think family first when my son was born. I really miss it, but dont want to be all "chickey pot pie" ish if I have another and I want to remember his moments growing up
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
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    Allowed to be within 100 yards of Halle Berry, Restraining order.
  • nblais06
    nblais06 Posts: 376 Member
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    I'm not allowed to walk downstairs in my underwear. So says my 6 year old.

    Im always in my underwear lol. t-shirt and underwear unless of course we have company but even then they need to be pretty special lol

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