my wife makes me mad

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  • britttttx3
    britttttx3 Posts: 458
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  • Krizzo87
    Krizzo87 Posts: 14,186 Member
    If she's this way with your son, I'd hate to see your sammiches.

    I haven't had a proper sammich in ages, ma'am.

    I make an excellent sammich...with lots of bacon, mustn't forget the bacon!

    I don't like bacon, how about a steak sammich and a protein shake.

    Your wish is my command. Shall I bring it to you naked?

    If you don't mind a cat fight with Glove and CatrinaH, I suppose.

    I can bring them sandwiches and protein shakes, too..
  • Perplexities
    Perplexities Posts: 612 Member
    If she's this way with your son, I'd hate to see your sammiches.

    I haven't had a proper sammich in ages, ma'am.

    I make an excellent sammich...with lots of bacon, mustn't forget the bacon!

    I don't like bacon, how about a steak sammich and a protein shake.

    Your wish is my command. Shall I bring it to you naked?

    If you don't mind a cat fight with Glove and CatrinaH, I suppose.

    I can bring them sandwiches and protein shakes, too..

    They're good on protein, I think Catrina would appreciate a well made sammich though!
  • Perplexities
    Perplexities Posts: 612 Member
    I made a thread that didn't get closed. I think a strike being removed from my account is in order, Olivia?
  • delaniecastillo
    delaniecastillo Posts: 284
    DOES YOUR SON EVEN LIFT?
  • Curved_Chica
    Curved_Chica Posts: 24
    Bahahaha...love this
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    I can bring them sandwiches and protein shakes, too..

    They're good on protein, I think Catrina would appreciate a well made sammich though!

    I am famished!!
  • AwesomeCMB95
    AwesomeCMB95 Posts: 5
    As many said, communication is key. This is not going to stop on it's own, it's gonna take you stepping up and telling your wife that although she comes with good intent, this is still not healthy for your children. A child needs fresh foods, not processed foods, which adults need as well. At a young age, weight should not be a huge problem with kids. You and your wife should feed the children healthy, but let your children grow into their bodies before they are put on a strict diet.
  • Hendrix7
    Hendrix7 Posts: 1,903 Member
    As many said, communication is key. This is not going to stop on it's own, it's gonna take you stepping up and telling your wife that although she comes with good intent, this is still not healthy for your children. A child needs fresh foods, not processed foods, which adults need as well. At a young age, weight should not be a huge problem with kids. You and your wife should feed the children healthy, but let your children grow into their bodies before they are put on a strict diet.

    Are you serious?

    Do you actually exist?
  • PlayerHatinDogooder
    PlayerHatinDogooder Posts: 1,018 Member
    As many said, communication is key. This is not going to stop on it's own, it's gonna take you stepping up and telling your wife that although she comes with good intent, this is still not healthy for your children. A child needs fresh foods, not processed foods, which adults need as well. At a young age, weight should not be a huge problem with kids. You and your wife should feed the children healthy, but let your children grow into their bodies before they are put on a strict diet.

    Celery sounds pretty fresh to me.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Why do you want your son to be fat? Do you hate him?
  • Krizzo87
    Krizzo87 Posts: 14,186 Member
    I can bring them sandwiches and protein shakes, too..

    They're good on protein, I think Catrina would appreciate a well made sammich though!

    I am famished!!

    I'll make you two sammiches then!
  • jennifershoo
    jennifershoo Posts: 3,198 Member
    Oh great! Chlamydibrah is making fun of people again.
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    I know this is just a parody, but a child isn't considered underweight in the 10th percentile. Only when they go below the 5th percentile, but even then it could be because they had a sudden growth spurt in height and need their weight to catch up, or they could be a combination of tall and small framed. And this also applies to the original thread as well about the child in the 90th percentile. These percentiles do not indicate being overfat in children, unless you have other visual reasons to conclude that. It's also just based on averages.
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,149 Member
    I just want a link to the thread being spoofed.
  • Krizzo87
    Krizzo87 Posts: 14,186 Member
    I just want a link to the thread being spoofed.

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1031177-my-husband-makes-me-mad

    You're welcome!
  • CrankMeUp
    CrankMeUp Posts: 2,860 Member
    My wife makes me dinner.
  • weevil66
    weevil66 Posts: 600 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :happy: :laugh:

    Bahahaha.. I thought your shirt said *kitten* Furbees
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    you never told me you were married, you cad.



    i feel so cheap and used...

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    You should sabotage her by bringing home a cheesecake every day.
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    Ah, one to go with the "my husband makes me so mad" post.

    Give her more sex. She obviously has way too much time on her hands.
  • Perplexities
    Perplexities Posts: 612 Member
    a child isn't considered underweight in the 10th percentile. Only when they go below the 5th percentile, but even then it could be because they had a sudden growth spurt in height and need their weight to catch up, or they could be a combination of tall and small framed. And this also applies to the original thread as well about the child in the 90th percentile. These percentiles do not indicate being overfat in children, unless you have other visual reasons to conclude that. It's also just based on averages.

    Thanks for the contribution, ma'am.
  • djmom1
    djmom1 Posts: 14 Member
    Two years underground here, I surface & read one post & see some things never change & some people just don't get a joke. *sigh* Iwas MFP famous Ma! I almost made it big! Lol
  • Perplexities
    Perplexities Posts: 612 Member
    Two years underground here, I surface & read one post & see some things never change & some people just don't get a joke. *sigh* Iwas MFP famous Ma! I almost made it big! Lol

    I believe you, ma'am.
  • ChristinaR720
    ChristinaR720 Posts: 1,186
    Just make sure your son is eating at least 600 calories per day. Because, you know, like, starvation mode and all... :wink:
  • michelefrench
    michelefrench Posts: 814 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :happy: :laugh:

    Bahahaha.. I thought your shirt said *kitten* Furbees
    [/quote. Hahahahaha
  • celtbell3
    celtbell3 Posts: 738 Member
    This is concerning. Childrens diet should not be restricted unless it is recommended by a doctor. IMO, you and your wife need to have a chat!
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    OMG I'm glad this is not real. I was about to go into rage panic mode.
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    a child isn't considered underweight in the 10th percentile. Only when they go below the 5th percentile, but even then it could be because they had a sudden growth spurt in height and need their weight to catch up, or they could be a combination of tall and small framed. And this also applies to the original thread as well about the child in the 90th percentile. These percentiles do not indicate being overfat in children, unless you have other visual reasons to conclude that. It's also just based on averages.

    Thanks for the contribution, ma'am.

    I just couldn't help myself...:wink:

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