No beating around the bush. Does size matter?

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  • AlongCame_Molly
    AlongCame_Molly Posts: 2,835 Member
    A ride with skilled sailor manning a sailboat is going to be a hell of a lot more fun than some idiot who has no idea what to do with the yacht daddy gave him...

    Just sayin.
  • Jellyphant
    Jellyphant Posts: 1,400 Member
    Girth matters.... not necessarily length :drinker: (hoping my mom doesnt read this post!LOL)"
    Amen to this~
  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
    It depends.
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
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  • AlongCame_Molly
    AlongCame_Molly Posts: 2,835 Member
    wait wait whoa, hold up now....


    To the Virgin:

    (jus' sayin') I was married to a man who didn't want to have sexy time. Ever.

    I have been with big and small guys. It makes "a" difference. But it's kinda like people with jobs. If they are able to pay their bills, they are less stressed. If they are making $50K a year they are pretty content.

    You need to kick the tires.

    "Need" to? Maybe YOU do, but why are you speaking for everyone?

    LOTS of people wait until the wedding night and have zero bedroom troubles. I speak from personal experience.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    wait wait whoa, hold up now....


    To the Virgin:

    (jus' sayin') I was married to a man who didn't want to have sexy time. Ever.

    I have been with big and small guys. It makes "a" difference. But it's kinda like people with jobs. If they are able to pay their bills, they are less stressed. If they are making $50K a year they are pretty content.

    You need to kick the tires.

    "Need" to? Maybe YOU do, but why are you speaking for everyone?

    LOTS of people wait until the wedding night and have zero bedroom troubles. I speak from personal experience.

    How do you know if there is a problem if you don't have the experience to diagnose a problem?
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    I'm demanding, it has to be big and he has to know what he's doing....didn't know the two existed together..then I found it...he owns me :heart: :heart: :heart:

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  • ItsCasey
    ItsCasey Posts: 4,021 Member
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    Awesome.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    How do you know if there is a problem if you don't have the experience to diagnose a problem?

    The logic...

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  • Fiercely_Me
    Fiercely_Me Posts: 481 Member
    funny-quotes-it-is-not-the-size-of-the-ship-or-the-motion-of-the-ocean-its-whether-or-not-the-captain-stays-in-port-long-enough-to-get-all-the-passengers-off-sexy-quotes.jpg

    That's the only thing that matters.
  • ItsCasey
    ItsCasey Posts: 4,021 Member
    wait wait whoa, hold up now....


    To the Virgin:

    (jus' sayin') I was married to a man who didn't want to have sexy time. Ever.

    I have been with big and small guys. It makes "a" difference. But it's kinda like people with jobs. If they are able to pay their bills, they are less stressed. If they are making $50K a year they are pretty content.

    You need to kick the tires.

    "Need" to? Maybe YOU do, but why are you speaking for everyone?

    LOTS of people wait until the wedding night and have zero bedroom troubles. I speak from personal experience.

    How do you know if there is a problem if you don't have the experience to diagnose a problem?

    If they both like what they're getting, then there's not a problem. One does not need to have dozens of sex partners to know what they like.
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    It depends.

    I concur with the vagueness of this statement.
  • JenAndSome
    JenAndSome Posts: 1,893 Member
    funny-quotes-it-is-not-the-size-of-the-ship-or-the-motion-of-the-ocean-its-whether-or-not-the-captain-stays-in-port-long-enough-to-get-all-the-passengers-off-sexy-quotes.jpg

    That's the only thing that matters.

    Agreed.
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    wait wait whoa, hold up now....


    To the Virgin:

    (jus' sayin') I was married to a man who didn't want to have sexy time. Ever.

    I have been with big and small guys. It makes "a" difference. But it's kinda like people with jobs. If they are able to pay their bills, they are less stressed. If they are making $50K a year they are pretty content.

    You need to kick the tires.
    But what if $50K doesn't pay your bills?
  • AlongCame_Molly
    AlongCame_Molly Posts: 2,835 Member
    wait wait whoa, hold up now....


    To the Virgin:

    (jus' sayin') I was married to a man who didn't want to have sexy time. Ever.

    I have been with big and small guys. It makes "a" difference. But it's kinda like people with jobs. If they are able to pay their bills, they are less stressed. If they are making $50K a year they are pretty content.

    You need to kick the tires.

    "Need" to? Maybe YOU do, but why are you speaking for everyone?

    LOTS of people wait until the wedding night and have zero bedroom troubles. I speak from personal experience.

    How do you know if there is a problem if you don't have the experience to diagnose a problem?

    Both parties express expectations and desires beforehand and are in agreement before marriage: Check.

    Both parties happy and consistently satisfied? Check.

    Variety, passion, and a whole lot of panting after three years and a child? Check.


    ...What sort of problem could you possibly be referring to?

    It's sex, not an aneurysm that you need an expert to diagnose. If there's not a problem, hey, guess what! No problem.
  • Loasaur
    Loasaur Posts: 125
    I've only ever had sex with one person in my life so maybe this doesn't apply to me BUT:

    Too me, at least, size doesn't matter. It all depends on how you use your "boat" (Yacht, Cruise Liner, what-have-you). If you can't hit the right place, all the size in the world isn't going to help you. ;] At least, that's my experience. Also, I agree with the "there is such a thing as too big." Yes. Too big is PAINFUL.
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,449 Member
    wait wait whoa, hold up now....


    To the Virgin:

    (jus' sayin') I was married to a man who didn't want to have sexy time. Ever.

    I have been with big and small guys. It makes "a" difference. But it's kinda like people with jobs. If they are able to pay their bills, they are less stressed. If they are making $50K a year they are pretty content.

    You need to kick the tires.

    "Need" to? Maybe YOU do, but why are you speaking for everyone?

    LOTS of people wait until the wedding night and have zero bedroom troubles. I speak from personal experience.

    How do you know if there is a problem if you don't have the experience to diagnose a problem?

    If they both like what they're getting, then there's not a problem. One does not need to have dozens of sex partners to know what they like.

    Ha! Way to miss the point.


    Lots of people shouldn't be together. It isn't even about sex or size, but that doesn't seem to matter does it? I could have stayed married to Mr. Don't Need Sex, Don't Want Sex.

    I'm much happier without his emo baggage.

    If you are happy, this doesn't apply to you.

    Reading skills are hard.
  • DeeDel32
    DeeDel32 Posts: 542 Member
    Yes.

    Anyone that says no either doesn't know better or is lying.
  • AlongCame_Molly
    AlongCame_Molly Posts: 2,835 Member
    wait wait whoa, hold up now....


    To the Virgin:

    (jus' sayin') I was married to a man who didn't want to have sexy time. Ever.

    I have been with big and small guys. It makes "a" difference. But it's kinda like people with jobs. If they are able to pay their bills, they are less stressed. If they are making $50K a year they are pretty content.

    You need to kick the tires.

    "Need" to? Maybe YOU do, but why are you speaking for everyone?

    LOTS of people wait until the wedding night and have zero bedroom troubles. I speak from personal experience.

    How do you know if there is a problem if you don't have the experience to diagnose a problem?

    If they both like what they're getting, then there's not a problem. One does not need to have dozens of sex partners to know what they like.

    BOOM! Thank you. :flowerforyou:
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    wait wait whoa, hold up now....


    To the Virgin:

    (jus' sayin') I was married to a man who didn't want to have sexy time. Ever.

    I have been with big and small guys. It makes "a" difference. But it's kinda like people with jobs. If they are able to pay their bills, they are less stressed. If they are making $50K a year they are pretty content.

    You need to kick the tires.

    "Need" to? Maybe YOU do, but why are you speaking for everyone?

    LOTS of people wait until the wedding night and have zero bedroom troubles. I speak from personal experience.

    How do you know if there is a problem if you don't have the experience to diagnose a problem?

    Both parties express expectations and desires beforehand and are in agreement before marriage: Check.

    Both parties happy and consistently satisfied? Check.

    Variety, passion, and a whole lot of panting after three years and a child? Check.


    ...What sort of problem could you possibly be referring to?

    It's sex, not an aneurysm that you need an expert to diagnose. If there's not a problem, hey, guess what! No problem.

    Just so we are clear, I was joking.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Yes.

    Anyone that says no either doesn't know better or is lying.

    Not all harbors are designed the same. :laugh:
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
    A lot of yacht shaming going on in this thread. :angry:

    For shame. I want to know if the waves are big enough for me to motorboat. That's the main thing.
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