Not Necessarily "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie"

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onwarddownward
onwarddownward Posts: 1,683 Member
edited January 28 in Chit-Chat
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If you give a dieter a cookie ...

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  • karl39x
    karl39x Posts: 586 Member
    They will talk about how bad they felt afterwards for a week...
  • onwarddownward
    onwarddownward Posts: 1,683 Member
    Then they're going to consider purging...
  • ChristinaR720
    ChristinaR720 Posts: 1,186
    ...
  • sarahthin
    sarahthin Posts: 210 Member
    One is never enough
  • DanIsACyclingFool
    DanIsACyclingFool Posts: 417 Member
    But all of them feels just right.
  • PepperWorm
    PepperWorm Posts: 1,205
    They'll want a bowl of Cheetos, a Hostess cake and a bag of popcorn. Then they'll cry about it for a few weeks, then come "back on the wagon..." Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
  • 2stepscloser
    2stepscloser Posts: 2,900 Member
    They'll go to the gym for a kick *kitten* workout only to stop on the way home for a Bojangles biscuit
  • DanIsACyclingFool
    DanIsACyclingFool Posts: 417 Member
    But when they get there there's no biscuit batter left because it all got used in the biscuit wrestling pit in the back room.
  • PhattiPhat
    PhattiPhat Posts: 349 Member
    So then they make a run to the store for biscuit mix and end up in the checkout one behind an old lady paying in all pennies
  • fShaw86
    fShaw86 Posts: 878 Member
    but it's okay and not a long wait because she's buying a small bag of Doritos
  • I_Will_Be_The_Swan
    I_Will_Be_The_Swan Posts: 132
    So after she counts out ninety nine pennies, the dieter thumps down their biscuit batter mix, as well as some Peppridge Farm cookies and a tub of Breyers chocolate oreo ice cream, and rushes through irritably, feeling judged.
  • DanIsACyclingFool
    DanIsACyclingFool Posts: 417 Member
    The dieter gives serious thought to entering the biscuit-batter wrestling match in the heavyweight division under the name "Thunder Thighs"
  • krazyforyou
    krazyforyou Posts: 1,428 Member
    So Thunder Thighs wins the match and takes the 100.00 prize money directly to Golden Corral buffet.
  • DanIsACyclingFool
    DanIsACyclingFool Posts: 417 Member
    Evidently Thunder Thighs buys a different food item with every breath. This is some diet!
  • onwarddownward
    onwarddownward Posts: 1,683 Member
    Running past the sliding doors of the grocery store, Thunder Thighs sees herself full length--- in a tank top and shorts. Signs up with MFP and starts thinking about changing her lifestyle.
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    Running past the sliding doors of the grocery store, Thunder Thighs sees herself full length--- in a tank top and shorts. Signs up with MFP and starts thinking about changing her lifestyle.

    But on the way out of the grocery store, the doors malfunctioned and closed repeatedly while she was walking out, killing her over and over again!
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    Running past the sliding doors of the grocery store, Thunder Thighs sees herself full length--- in a tank top and shorts. Signs up with MFP and starts thinking about changing her lifestyle.

    But on the way out of the grocery store, the doors malfunctioned and closed repeatedly while she was walking out, killing her over and over again!

    But her ghost comes back to haunt anyone who dares to buy biscuit batter at that eternally damned grocery store.
  • Junken_Diraffe
    Junken_Diraffe Posts: 716 Member
    And really, she deserved it. She DID eat that cookie...
  • DanIsACyclingFool
    DanIsACyclingFool Posts: 417 Member
    Oooooooookay. Let that be a lesson to y'all, I guess...



    and that, my friends, is why my diary is closed!
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