My wife has balls

dirtnap63
dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
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They used to be mine. I miss them.
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  • lightdiva1
    lightdiva1 Posts: 935 Member
    BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    They used to be mine. I miss them.

    AAAHAHAHAHA!
  • CrankMeUp
    CrankMeUp Posts: 2,860 Member
    what color are they?
  • belle_of_the_bar
    belle_of_the_bar Posts: 474 Member
    Haha... Does she let you borrow them sometimes?
  • spectralmoon
    spectralmoon Posts: 1,179 Member
    Who wears them better?
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    Did she hang them from her rearview mirror?
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    Did she put them in a display case to showcase them?
  • aquarabbit
    aquarabbit Posts: 1,622 Member
    Were they brass?
  • aliciagetshealthy
    aliciagetshealthy Posts: 946 Member
    Was the store low on fuzzy dice? I could see the appeal of hanging them from the rearview mirror, for all to admire.


    Eta: damn, I hate being second for a rearview mirror comment! Must. Type. Faster.
  • chocolate_totoro
    chocolate_totoro Posts: 827 Member
    i swear... everyone has to be smoking something today
  • My0WNinspiration
    My0WNinspiration Posts: 1,146 Member
    I bet they'd make a great pinata
  • nope31
    nope31 Posts: 174
    what color are they?

    Blue
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    Were they brass?

    stainless steel?
  • Melissa22G
    Melissa22G Posts: 847 Member
    Can I touch them?
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • My0WNinspiration
    My0WNinspiration Posts: 1,146 Member
    Were they brass?

    stainless steel?

    Diamond bezel
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    Can I touch them?

    Just a minute, I'll ask her.


































    Um, no. Damn, I was rooting for you too.
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
    Didn't she ever learn that sharing is caring?
  • FarAway02
    FarAway02 Posts: 211
    But the important question is: can she tie them in a knot? can she tie them in a bow? can she toss them over her shoulder like a regimental soldier...

    (....do. her. balls. hang. low?)
  • littlelaura
    littlelaura Posts: 1,028 Member
    LOL she should get them bronzed while she has them.
  • MexicanOsmosis
    MexicanOsmosis Posts: 382 Member
    You gave her both?! Or did she take them? I came to an agreement with my wife, I would willingly give her one if she let me keep the other.
  • catneon
    catneon Posts: 911 Member
    If you want them back they're probably in her purse.. you can attempt to retrieve them when she asks you to carry it next time you're out shopping.
  • fratgirl713
    fratgirl713 Posts: 65
    What a bish. You should dump her and come hangout with me. :happy:
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    What a bish. You should dump her and come hangout with me. :happy:


    Umm sorry you are MINE!
  • 2stepscloser
    2stepscloser Posts: 2,900 Member
    Take her for a run so she can sweat them off.
  • CheekyBrahette
    CheekyBrahette Posts: 441 Member
    She must keep them next to your man-card.
  • 43932452
    43932452 Posts: 7,246 Member
    lmao, my hubby might say that too. :p
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    What a bish. You should dump her and come hangout with me. :happy:

    :huh:
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    Was the store low on fuzzy dice? I could see the appeal of hanging them from the rearview mirror, for all to admire.


    Eta: damn, I hate being second for a rearview mirror comment! Must. Type. Faster.

    :tongue:
  • littlepinkhearts
    littlepinkhearts Posts: 1,055 Member
    hahahahaha

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