Halp!! My husband won't install the toilet paper correctly!!
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Oh by the way, my husband installed the toilet paper wrong ONE TIME. Only once.
By the other way, I tried reading that spanish accent answer in the accents of Penelope Cruz, Salma Hayek, my Tia Kika, and the girl from Spanglish movie but still nothing happened? Am I missing something?0 -
Does he put the seat down?0
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If that's all you have to complain about, you're in for a long happy marriage!!0
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Divorce him. This is serious business.0
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If that's all you have to complain about, you're in for a long happy marriage!!
No she's young. Did you see her profile pic? She's just getting started...next up is thermostat settings, the proper handling of leftovers, and toothpaste tube squeezing. It'll be years before the checks out other women in public hassles come up.0 -
Omg who has the remote, you never said as this could be fatal to a marriage, toilet roll and remote issues
The man always gets the remote. In fact to make sure my woman doesn't use it, I take it to work with me. If she wants to watch the TV when I am gone, she can get off the couch and do it the old fashioned way.0 -
Your sooo right a prenup should have been drawn up with this issue as a priority , how can anyone be expected to put up with issues from sheets
Please use Eastern European accent to read this
Fixed it for you. NOW it's funny! LMFAO.
Especially since "issues from sheets" now has the double entendre of "issues from sh!ts".0 -
There's a psychological illness out there called OCD. It can be harsh to all!!!! BEWARE!!0
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Omg who has the remote, you never said as this could be fatal to a marriage, toilet roll and remote issues
It depends on the day. If he messes with one of my shows, he gets the novela look (and nobody EVER messes with the novela look)!0 -
If that's all you have to complain about, you're in for a long happy marriage!!
No she's young. Did you see her profile pic? She's just getting started...next up is thermostat settings, the proper handling of leftovers, and toothpaste tube squeezing. It'll be years before the checks out other women in public hassles come up.
Nah, our 11th anniversary is this year. 11 friggin' years I've been dealing with this *kitten*!!
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sorry i dont have a solution to this neverending problem...but can i placate you with gifs?
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LMAOWe don't even have a dispenser to argue over.
My biggest TP problem is the cat who thinks it's her mission and duty in life to tear every roll to pieces.
KILL IT! KILL IT DEAD!!!
Yes, that's the best thing to do with cats.
I meant that was her attitude to the TP. She follows me into the bathroom and follows it with her eyes with an, "I'm coming for you," look on her face.
I know what you meant. It's just that I REALLY hate cats. Dogs Rule!!!0 -
Mine squeezes the toothpaste in the middle. We've each had our own tube for as long as we have been together.
My husband went quietly and got his own toothpaste without saying anything. So I squeeze that one from the middle too... just to see if he'll ever say something :laugh:0 -
maybe he didn't find the instructions of how to install the toilet paper.... you should google it0
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sorry i dont have a solution to this neverending problem...but can i placate you with gifs?
those are awesome0 -
Does it really matter, as long as there is paper, when you need it?:ohwell:
When people have it over the back side it tends to slowly unravel towards the ground, especially if you have the window in your bathroom open with a breeze. Over the front it will just spin over, backwards it tries to escape and its easier for our stupid cat to destroy.0 -
sorry i dont have a solution to this neverending problem...but can i placate you with gifs?
These definitely help! LOL!0 -
I leave the remote with my husband when I go to work, but I take the tvOmg who has the remote, you never said as this could be fatal to a marriage, toilet roll and remote issues
The man always gets the remote. In fact to make sure my woman doesn't use it, I take it to work with me. If she wants to watch the TV when I am gone, she can get off the couch and do it the old fashioned way.0 -
Haha I put it on the roller. Sitting on the roller. Or on the counter. Or the shelf over the toilet.
We have no care in the world about it being a certain way as long as we have toilet paper.0 -
Wow, I wish my husband would put the roll on the dispenser...under, over, whatever, I wouldn't care as long as it was done.
My thoughts exactly.0 -
Good luck ...... after 25 years, I've given up trying to get my husband to do anything :laugh:0
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Why don't you split the chores: One of you decides which way the toilet paper goes and the other decides whether the toilet seats stay up or down.
Which would you prefer?0 -
We don't even have a dispenser to argue over.
My biggest TP problem is the cat who thinks it's her mission and duty in life to tear every roll to pieces.
KILL IT! KILL IT DEAD!!!
LMAO!!
Did the cat destroy the dispenser??????0 -
Was the right way to hang toilet paper taught in school? I must have missed that day...0
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