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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    Spoon in the freezer. Wait...what?
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
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    Dang, I'm a lefty.

    :heart:

    came in here to make a similar joke. well done.

    carry on, broads.
  • CountingCaloriesSuxass
    CountingCaloriesSuxass Posts: 387 Member
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    make a similar one on the othet thigh to match
  • BurningAway
    BurningAway Posts: 279
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    Witch hazel.
  • kookanddra
    kookanddra Posts: 92
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    Pants... I should have been more specific.

    I am performing this weekend and my costumes are not pants.

    Performing?? In costumes without pants :heart: :heart: :heart:
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    She's a dancer so she may need water resistant concealer due to sweating.

    Mary Kay concealer comes in skin tones and yellow and is waterproof. I once tried a makeover on my Sister in Law who wanted to wash off the foundation thinking another one would be a better match. We cracked up when under her eyes the concealer was still there but the foundation had washed off. You'd need to find a local lady to get you some right away.

    Or at the store make sure you get a water resistant one. I agree with the suggestion of a green color, or a yellow color might work too. Ours is heavy, get a heavy one. Then if you went over that with a bronzer type leg cream or self tanner with color in it I think you'd have good coverage.

    If you are the main attraction or don't have a bunch of other girls in your outfit maybe you could put a sparkle tattoo over it like the ones they sell at Ziba. Might distract enough. Hope any of these suggestions helped. Happy Dancing!:flowerforyou:
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    Pants... I should have been more specific.

    I am performing this weekend and my costumes are not pants.

    Performing?? In costumes without pants :heart: :heart: :heart:

    dancer. she has ballet shoes on her profile page. a real life dancer. not that other kind.
  • kelmoseley
    kelmoseley Posts: 22 Member
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    That sally hanson airbrus leg stuff is pretty good
  • lightdiva1
    lightdiva1 Posts: 935 Member
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    Pants... I should have been more specific.

    I am performing this weekend and my costumes are not pants.

    Performing?? In costumes without pants :heart: :heart: :heart:

    dancer. she has ballet shoes on her profile page. a real life dancer. not that other kind.

    Um... no not a stripper, although I have the utmost respect for any person who do that on a pole. Ladies and men alike.

    Yes! Thank you all! A mash up of your wonderful ideas managed to cover my bruise enough! Now to hope it fades a little before Friday night!
  • 43932452
    43932452 Posts: 7,246 Member
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    A good size temporary tattoo??

    Ooops .. jusdt read you're a dancer, company might
    frown on any tats. Hmmm I've read b4 rubbing inside
    of banana peel helps get bruises to heal sooner.

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