GILF?

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  • onetwopotato
    onetwopotato Posts: 245 Member
    Grey hair, wrinkles and liver spots. Consider me in!!
    Decent bank account from your ex husband and/or current husband?

    Absolutely. Not to mention pension, social security and AARP benefits.
    Sign me up please? :heart:
  • Sweaty_N_Hungry
    Sweaty_N_Hungry Posts: 142
    I'll be sure to hit up your grandchildren in 35+ years. Be sure they're ready for all this hotness.

    I'm someone's grandkid. Feel free to indulge already. And since you'll be a grandma someday....
  • runner2runner
    runner2runner Posts: 1,937 Member
    Gym!! Plenty of 'em in the gym!!
  • onetwopotato
    onetwopotato Posts: 245 Member
    OOOOHHHH ... PICK ME!! I'll be a G in November - does that qualify?
    You got enough money to support my spoiled spending habits?
  • Mr_Cape219
    Mr_Cape219 Posts: 1,345 Member
    You can wear short skirts,
    You can wear jeans,
    You can wear tube tops,
    with Velcro seams.

    Girl you can put on make up,
    you can do your hair,
    slide on those high heels,
    I wouldn't care.

    You see baby there's only one thing,
    it may seem uncanny,
    but nothing gets me harder,
    than your sweet old granny.
  • MNA76
    MNA76 Posts: 1,541
    Grey hair, wrinkles and liver spots. Consider me in!!
    Decent bank account from your ex husband and/or current husband?

    Absolutely. Not to mention pension, social security and AARP benefits.
    Sign me up please? :heart:

    You're on the list. I'll even bake you a pie. ; )
  • TheRealJigsaw
    TheRealJigsaw Posts: 295 Member
    OOOOHHHH ... PICK ME!! I'll be a G in November - does that qualify?

    Would bang
  • Tessyloowhoo
    Tessyloowhoo Posts: 504
    Dag nabbit, you whippersnappers, I'm old enough to be all y'all's grand pappy,
    And then some!
    Hey you wise old goat... How are you doing Mister??? :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
    I got some taffy I would love to share!
  • onetwopotato
    onetwopotato Posts: 245 Member
    Grey hair, wrinkles and liver spots. Consider me in!!
    Decent bank account from your ex husband and/or current husband?

    Absolutely. Not to mention pension, social security and AARP benefits.
    Sign me up please? :heart:

    You're on the list. I'll even bake you a pie. ; )
    List? F that, I'm the one and only. And a pie? Pie is for fat kids. You're breaking my heart here.
  • michelefrench
    michelefrench Posts: 814 Member
    I'll be honest. There are at least three women I know who are grandmothers who are way too young and pretty to be grandmothers.


    well thank you :flowerforyou: :blushing: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Snitch1
    Snitch1 Posts: 201 Member
    I have been a YiaYia (Greek for Grandma) since I was 45...Love it.
    I retired at 49.
    .I'd take care of you sweetie, even support your spending habits.
    .but unfortunately, you wouldn't have the time nor the energy to leave the house if you were my cub.:smokin:
  • onetwopotato
    onetwopotato Posts: 245 Member
    I have been a YiaYia (Greek for Grandma) since I was 45...Love it.
    I retired at 49.
    .I'd take care of you sweetie, even support your spending habits.
    .but unfortunately, you wouldn't have the time nor the energy to leave the house if you were my cub.:smokin:
    If you can afford my taste, then you can have as much time as you need.
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,917 Member
    I'll be honest. There are at least three women I know who are grandmothers who are way too young and pretty to be grandmothers.
    This does me no good unless you point me in their direction.

    Had to come in and check out the thread.. Great way to start my morning..
    And ... I am a grandmother :)
  • onetwopotato
    onetwopotato Posts: 245 Member
    I'll be honest. There are at least three women I know who are grandmothers who are way too young and pretty to be grandmothers.
    This does me no good unless you point me in their direction.

    Had to come in and check out the thread.. Great way to start my morning..
    And ... I am a grandmother :)
    Can you afford me though? :X
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,917 Member
    I'll be honest. There are at least three women I know who are grandmothers who are way too young and pretty to be grandmothers.
    This does me no good unless you point me in their direction.

    Had to come in and check out the thread.. Great way to start my morning..
    And ... I am a grandmother :)
    Can you afford me though? :X

    in this economy, things are even more complicated. But if you’re experienced , I don’t have a set budget.
  • onetwopotato
    onetwopotato Posts: 245 Member
    Experienced in what exactly? :)
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,917 Member
    Everything .....you must demonstrate enthusiasm about learning new things and a willingness to put extra time and effort into training. If you are a quick study, now is the time.. but when there are two or more candidates competing for the same position, more often than not, it will be based on chemistry and less on experience..hahaha
  • highervibes
    highervibes Posts: 2,219 Member
    It took me a shameful amount of posts before I realized what a GILF was LOL
  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
    It took me a shameful amount of posts before I realized what a GILF was LOL

    Same here
  • Krizzo87
    Krizzo87 Posts: 14,186 Member
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