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Anyone else forever alone?
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Really?!0
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Fleshlight, dude.0
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:Really?!
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Can I try yours out first?Fleshlight, dude.0 -
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I already have 8.
8?? Maybe that's why you are alone...0 -
Finally, a thread for me
You're crazy...crazy gorgeous
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You dont know me bro
8?? Maybe that's why you are alone...0 -
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Take your mind off being alone now by contemplating the fact that most of us will one day die alone, shunted off into a nursing home where we'll have endless hours to mull over our dead spouses, friends and those children who visit for an hour during holidays. Cast your mind forward and dwell on the idea that the last face you'll probably see will be a disinterested care assistant.
There....feel any better? :flowerforyou:0 -
I just found a f*^% buddy...worked wonders for me hahaha
Can I apply for that position??0 -
Ha! No need for one here. I gots the real thing, yo. I don't even let TOM get in the way!Can I try yours out first?0 -
Can I apply for that position??
My current one actually isn't working out so well....too flaky....so yes 0 -
Oh, sweetie, what I wouldn't do to you. And then leave you alone, again, of course.
this is freakin hilarious!!!0 -
I know this is a joke, but YES, forever alone checking in...0
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the former post was just to let you know I understand the problem....so you might accept my solution....0
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Damn bro. Teach me your ways?Ha! No need for one here. I gots the real thing, yo. I don't even let TOM get in the way!0 -
hold me?
with those eyes, no way0 -
The Chinese's dudes eyes arent that special though.
with those eyes, no way0 -
**happy dance** :flowerforyou:0 -
The Chinese's dudes eyes arent that special though.
I wasn't talking about the chinese dude's eyes.0 -
But then we're not forever alone.
It's like I told you. Only the lonely can play.0 -
What qualifications do you possess? Why should I pick you among my list of applicants?
Can you be available 7 days a week? I am quite a demanding lover 0 -
Whenever I feel forever alone, I like to sit on my hand until it falls asleep. After it is asleep, I use it to *kitten*.
It's like someone else diddling my loveshrimp!0 -
I'll hold you!0
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this is freakin hilarious!!!
This is GREAT!!! I can't stop laughing!!0 -
What qualifications do you possess? Why should I pick you among my list of applicants?
Can you be available 7 days a week? I am quite a demanding lover
I am available as requested, multiple times per day as needed. Plus I have a very strong tongue and love using it! 0 -
Yes. Just how I like it.
unless Tom Hardy wants to give me a call
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@Onetwopotato: I feel ya bro. I feel the same way...Alone forever...0
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