Anyone else forever alone?

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  • kevie1021
    kevie1021 Posts: 543 Member
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    I just found a f*^% buddy...worked wonders for me hahaha

    Can I apply for that position??

    My current one actually isn't working out so well....too flaky....so yes ;)

    **happy dance** :flowerforyou:
  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
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    hold me?

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    with those eyes, no way
    The Chinese's dudes eyes arent that special though.

    I wasn't talking about the chinese dude's eyes.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    We can be forever alone together!
    But then we're not forever alone.

    It's like I told you. Only the lonely can play.
  • schaapj2
    schaapj2 Posts: 320 Member
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    I just found a f*^% buddy...worked wonders for me hahaha

    Can I apply for that position??

    My current one actually isn't working out so well....too flaky....so yes ;)

    **happy dance** :flowerforyou:

    What qualifications do you possess? Why should I pick you among my list of applicants?
    Can you be available 7 days a week? I am quite a demanding lover ;)
  • delaniecastillo
    delaniecastillo Posts: 284
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    Whenever I feel forever alone, I like to sit on my hand until it falls asleep. After it is asleep, I use it to *kitten*.
    It's like someone else diddling my loveshrimp!
  • kf4vkp
    kf4vkp Posts: 164 Member
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    I'll hold you!
  • Jenn_Lyn1102
    Jenn_Lyn1102 Posts: 220 Member
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    Oh, sweetie, what I wouldn't do to you. And then leave you alone, again, of course.

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    this is freakin hilarious!!!

    This is GREAT!!! I can't stop laughing!!
  • kevie1021
    kevie1021 Posts: 543 Member
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    I just found a f*^% buddy...worked wonders for me hahaha

    Can I apply for that position??

    My current one actually isn't working out so well....too flaky....so yes ;)

    **happy dance** :flowerforyou:

    What qualifications do you possess? Why should I pick you among my list of applicants?
    Can you be available 7 days a week? I am quite a demanding lover ;)

    I am available as requested, multiple times per day as needed. Plus I have a very strong tongue and love using it! :wink:
  • babydiego87
    babydiego87 Posts: 905 Member
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    Yes. Just how I like it.

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    unless Tom Hardy wants to give me a call

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  • Rjohnsonjr32
    Rjohnsonjr32 Posts: 117
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    @Onetwopotato: I feel ya bro. I feel the same way...Alone forever...
  • KatLifter
    KatLifter Posts: 1,314 Member
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    Yes. Just how I like it.

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    unless Tom Hardy wants to give me a call

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    There is hope for you, http://www.in5d.com/breatharian-couple-living-on-prana.html
  • serena569
    serena569 Posts: 427 Member
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    Let's get a 6 pack and go fishing brother. Catch some walleye's and have some suds it's how men should spend a sunny day!

    Count me in!

    Can I come too?
  • flea2449
    flea2449 Posts: 500 Member
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    Oh, sweetie, what I wouldn't do to you. And then leave you alone, again, of course.

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    this is freakin hilarious!!!


    OMG!!! LMAO!!! I almost Peed my pants!!!!!
  • babydiego87
    babydiego87 Posts: 905 Member
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    Yes. Just how I like it.

    Grumpy-Cat.jpg

    unless Tom Hardy wants to give me a call

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    There is hope for you, http://www.in5d.com/breatharian-couple-living-on-prana.html
    Thanks for your help but I'm good :wink:
  • butterflyluv1218
    butterflyluv1218 Posts: 430
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    LMAO!
  • treesaaaaap
    treesaaaaap Posts: 32 Member
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    <<< F.A.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    BTW......

    here goes my "lonely" playlist.

    only the lonely --the motels
    lastima que seas ajena--some mariachi guy
    wicked games--chris isaac
    somebody--depeche mode
    I'm not in love--http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rgepWg4rzw
    if you leave me now--chicago
    i want to know what love is--foreigner

    Yeah I spent a lot of time being single. Lol.
    .
  • kevie1021
    kevie1021 Posts: 543 Member
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    Let's get a 6 pack and go fishing brother. Catch some walleye's and have some suds it's how men should spend a sunny day!

    Count me in!

    Can I come too?

    I think you should!
  • donna710
    donna710 Posts: 91 Member
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    :laugh: that is so funny!! giggle giggle....
    Oh, sweetie, what I wouldn't do to you. And then leave you alone, again, of course.

    gifmanhandled.gif

    this is freakin hilarious!!!


    OMG!!! LMAO!!! I almost Peed my pants!!!!!
  • CapnGordo
    CapnGordo Posts: 327
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    Let's get a 6 pack and go fishing brother. Catch some walleye's and have some suds it's how men should spend a sunny day!
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