Dear MFP Newsfeed...

I'm sorry I took you for granted. I know you never said you'd be there for me forever and always but somehow I just assumed this would be true. Now I see how wrong I was. I know I abused you sometimes by talking way too much and not listening to you when you told me I couldn't post gif's on you. I probably shouldn't have tried to sneak jpeg and other url's onto you. I'm so sorry and now that you're gone I'd do anything to get you back. I have more to say so check your texts. I gotta go...brb...I'm gonna go put candy on your doorstep.

Again, I'm sorry.