In need of flippant motivation

VorJoshigan · July 2013

I saw another thread that said "In need of serious motivation". It made me realize that I do not benefit from external serious motivation. It crushes my soul and leaches the joy from my world.

I would appreciate some motivation though. It has been a slow year with regard to reaching my fitness goals.

Any and all flippant motivation is welcome. GIFs, knock-knock jokes, sarcasm (though this seems over-used on the forums), anecdotes, whatever ya got as long as it's motivating.

Bring it. Unless it's already been broughten of course.

Sweaty_N_Hungry · July 2013

Hold on, I'm busy...

anjani_009 · July 2013

I have a dumb joke for you.

"Where was Mrs.Clause when the lights went out?"............................................. in the dark.

43932452 · July 2013

Hold on, I'm busy...

Sexxxy!

miss_jessiejane · July 2013

Hey, you should, you know, do stuff. Or don't. Whatever.

Was that flippant enough?

ShannonMpls · July 2013

Perhaps you should attend some group fitness classes. Hip thrusts occasionally take place.

Or maybe you should get a dog? They're excellent exercise companions.

Then after you workout, eat those exercise calories

WannaBeCroft · July 2013

Hold on, I'm busy...

Reminds me of the Adidas running campaign from 1999 - 2000. Have to admit that on the short loop this clip really is pretty disturbing!

The wind in your hair, the Vaseline in your underarms, the bandaids on your chest --- Runners are a breed apart. Hashers have it right--- run for beer!