I need a date...

Had a beach and boating day planned today. Beautiful day on the beach was planned for a 1st date with what I thought was a gorgeous lady. Too bad she never showed up and won't return my message now. :(

Did I get stood up or maybe she got kidnapped on her way to the beach?

Do I drink the 2 bottles of wine by myself now? :)
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  • Def kidnapped. Call the police asap.

    Wine? I'll be right there.
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    Def kidnapped. Call the police asap.

    Wine? I'll be right there.

    You'll share, right AmyDawn??
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    I cant believe she stood you up!!!!

    what kind of wine are talking about?
  • pass on those MFP DG's bro if you value your life LOL :)
  • FitandFab33
    FitandFab33 Posts: 718 Member
    No hope for singles if this guy is being stood up.

    I give up.
  • MNA76
    MNA76 Posts: 1,541
    Def kidnapped. Call the police asap.

    Wine? I'll be right there.

    You'll share, right AmyDawn??

    Me too. Better get another bottle of wine.
  • chunkydunk714
    chunkydunk714 Posts: 784 Member
    were there penis pictures involved prior to this date?
  • LandonRand
    LandonRand Posts: 166
    were there penis pictures involved prior to this date?

    Just hers

    :)
  • Def kidnapped. Call the police asap.

    Wine? I'll be right there.

    You'll share, right AmyDawn??

    Me too. Better get another bottle of wine.
    Ohhhhh, this is a good time. I will need vodka, too.
  • meredith1123
    meredith1123 Posts: 843 Member
    Just stay put..
    us ladies here will bring more wine and keep ya company. :flowerforyou:
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    Def kidnapped. Call the police asap.

    Wine? I'll be right there.

    You'll share, right AmyDawn??

    Me too. Better get another bottle of wine.
    Ohhhhh, this is a good time. I will need vodka, too.
    I was told about cake and whipped vodka recently... we shall need a few bottles of each
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
    No hope for singles if this guy is being stood up.

    I give up.

    This is what I was just thinking... now let us pour that wine!
  • krislyn84
    krislyn84 Posts: 337 Member
    On my way with a case of wine. I think we will need it.
  • shelleytobefit
    shelleytobefit Posts: 65 Member
    HER loss......sounded like a great date planned. Wow...also pretty rude on her part.....oh, and yes, what kind of wine are we talking about???
  • susieoj
    susieoj Posts: 181
    2 bottles is a lot of wine for a first date lol
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    Def kidnapped. Call the police asap.

    Wine? I'll be right there.

    You'll share, right AmyDawn??

    Me too. Better get another bottle of wine.
    Ohhhhh, this is a good time. I will need vodka, too.
    I was told about cake and whipped vodka recently... we shall need a few bottles of each

    I'm in for this party date too. I'll bring more alcohol and edible sun screen.
  • jdm_taco
    jdm_taco Posts: 999 Member
    You can't be serious, looking like that. Just walk round beach with no shirt. Not difficult.

    I had a tough time with self confidence my entire life as a heavy person. I think overcoming that was much more difficult than weight loss.

    Looking at this thread you may have more then you can handle. Hit me up if you need some reinforcements. Ill be glad to help shoulder the burden.
  • krislyn84
    krislyn84 Posts: 337 Member
    Def kidnapped. Call the police asap.

    Wine? I'll be right there.

    You'll share, right AmyDawn??

    Me too. Better get another bottle of wine.
    Ohhhhh, this is a good time. I will need vodka, too.
    I was told about cake and whipped vodka recently... we shall need a few bottles of each

    I'm in for this party date too. I'll bring more alcohol and edible sun screen.

    Edible sun screen and vodka? I love you. :love:
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    Hi! I'm late to the party, but I brought beer! Beach volleyball, anyone?
  • shelleytobefit
    shelleytobefit Posts: 65 Member
    You can't be serious, looking like that. Just walk round beach with no shirt. Not difficult.

    I had a tough time with self confidence my entire life as a heavy person. I think overcoming that was much more difficult than weight loss.

    Looking at this thread you may have more then you can handle. Hit me up if you need some reinforcements. Ill be glad to help shoulder the burden.
    Well.....you seem to be one that can also just walk around the beach with no shirt as well :) CONGRATS on your success!!
  • jdm_taco
    jdm_taco Posts: 999 Member
    Thank you kindly
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    Hi! I'm late to the party, but I brought beer! Beach volleyball, anyone?
    only if I get to put the sunscreen on you
  • MightyDomo
    MightyDomo Posts: 1,265 Member
    Had a beach and boating day planned today. Beautiful day on the beach was planned for a 1st date with what I thought was a gorgeous lady. Too bad she never showed up and won't return my message now. :(

    Did I get stood up or maybe she got kidnapped on her way to the beach?

    Do I drink the 2 bottles of wine by myself now? :)

    Do you see any other purty ladies nearby? The allure of wine can be quite strong and you may find another lovely lady to have some wine with on the beach.
  • LandonRand
    LandonRand Posts: 166
    2 bottles is a lot of wine for a first date lol

    Hmm.. I was concerned it wasn't enough. :)
  • carbons2k
    carbons2k Posts: 383 Member
    I hate that! Happens a lot to me. Id talk to a woman for a few days texting and calling. Make plans and shed be excited to meet up. Shed cancel and Ill never hear from her again. Id have to say its happened more than 10 times to me...
  • bio01979
    bio01979 Posts: 313
    Had a beach and boating day planned today. Beautiful day on the beach was planned for a 1st date with what I thought was a gorgeous lady. Too bad she never showed up and won't return my message now. :(

    Did I get stood up or maybe she got kidnapped on her way to the beach?

    Do I drink the 2 bottles of wine by myself now? :)

    Imma go with kidnapped because I can't imagine anyone standing you up ;)
  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member
    She obviously needs a date on the calendar to get her eyes checked! lol
  • Galathea96
    Galathea96 Posts: 200 Member
    Maybe she has the flu? I doubt you got stood up :noway:
  • MissJacquelineN
    MissJacquelineN Posts: 175 Member
    There's no way you were stood up. It's more likely an alien abduction happened.
  • brillmer
    brillmer Posts: 1,268 Member
    Whoa whoa whoa..

    Cat
    JAD
    AND MICHELLE?

    I'm in.